April 2010

What Chris would have looked like when he remembered the threat.

April started with the CWCipedia looking like the owner's duck. That is, to say, mangled beyond recognition.

The website was stripped of its flesh of colors, pictures and formatting, leaving behind only a skeleton of HTML code, like the remains of an animal that's been dug up after many years in the ground.

Chris has also acted on his threat of "trouble from himself personally" after the expiration of his ultimatum. However, being the fatass dumbfuck that he is, all his vandalism was noticed and quickly reverted. However, he wasn't banned by order of the great Clyde Cash.

On 5 April, however, Chris's second The Hook Cafe ad was discovered, further cementing the fact that he only wants a sweetheart for the hanky-panky. Said ad was deleted on 9 April.

Events of April 2010

• 01 April - Chris, as if his threat were an April Fools joke, fails to act or tard rage against the CWCki.
• 02 April - Chris remembers his threat, and vandalizes three templates. His edits are quickly reverted.
• 04 April - 110mb gets its act together and the CWCipedia returns.
• 05 April - Chris's The Hook Cafe personal ad is discovered, which blatantly broadcasts the fact that he's just after hanky-panky now.
• 09 April - Chris's The Hook Cafe personal ad is deleted, along with a bunch of troll ads.
• 10 April - Chris updates his blog and Captain's Log, breaks his exile from the internet to claim that pages are being drawn and that the ads will not phase him.
• * 12 April - Chris releases a new audio as he attempts to get himself unbanned from The GAMe PLACe, which is quickly removed.