May 2015
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May is the 5th month of 2015. Chris's 4th court date for the events of 26 December 2014 occurred on 7 May, and it was delayed yet again for 11 June 2015. This may be one of the quietest months in Chris's life, possibly ever, as outside of that he spent most of his time this month with Facebook and his iPhone camera.
Events of May
- 5 May - Chris signs a petition to let rock singer Melissa Etheridge into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. While Etheridge is a great musician, it's *certain* he only signed it because she is a lesbian.
- 7 May - Chris's 4th court date.
- 10 May - Mother's Day.
- 12 May - Chris posts some new Facebook pictures. Comments from Kim Wilson indicate that he is undergoing hormone replacement.
- 15 May - Chris uses Facebook's note feature twice and continues to beg his fans to get Sonichu into Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS and Wii U.
- 15 May - Chris wrote a new note on Facebook as always pimping himself out to the lesbian ladies. New Note
- 16 May - Chris leaks a series of disturbing sex texts towards an unknown person on Facebook.
- 21 May - Chris uploads a photo on Facebook revealing that he had changed Chris Chan Sonichu into a female Sonichu (or Rosechu), as to better fit his comic book persona and his skewed Tomgirl priorities.
- 23 May - Chris posts a Q&A on Facebook answering some questions (which nobody would have ever wanted to ask, let alone have answered) about being trans. That night, he goes to a gay club and feels the bass resounding in his manboobs.
- 24 May - Chris predicts "Riots and Catastrophes" if Derpy's name is changed.
- 24 May - Chris watches a PBS special with Barb, and reminisces about Bob.
- 25 May - Memorial Day. To celebrate, Chris posts 2 pieces of clickbait on Facebook.