Autism
“ | I'm POSSIBLY retarded... | ” |
Chris-chan on his autism, Mumble chat 23 February 2009 |
Autism is a spectrum of neurological disorders involving the impairment of social interaction and communication. Informally, autism may be subdivided into separate classifications based on the intelligence and degree of function the autistic individual possesses, although these subdivisions are not recognized by the DSM-IV-TR or the ICD-10. Christian Weston Chandler has built much of his identity around having high-functioning autism (HFA), a diagnosis which is vaguely defined as being of average intelligence and very nearly neurotypical (non-autistic). As such, he tries to have it both ways--you can't blame him for his shortcomings because he has autism, but you can't treat him like he's mentally handicapped because he's high-functioning and therefore nearly normal. He perceives bias against autistic people everywhere, and assumes anyone opposing his will hates him for his mental condition and are playing "everyone's favorite game, Kick the Autistic."
Asperger's syndrome is social disorder that is considered to fall within the autism spectrum, and is considered to be very similar to high-functioning autism, if not the same thing. Chris in particular is easily offended by the suggestion that Asperger's syndrome is even remotely connected to autism, referring to it as a disorder that affects the memory of the affected individual.[1] He most likely is thinking (If he is thinking at all) of Alzheimer's disease when he says this, as they are both derived from German/Austrian names and Chris is a fucking idiot.
Chris' symptoms
Many trolls dispute the exact diagnosis of Chris's mental condition, on the basis that Chris's observed behavior is inconsistent with various autistic people. CWC-related forums have seen numerous testimonials about people who are undeniably autistic but nowhere near the fuck-up Chris has turned out to be, and in general these forums do not consider Chris to be an example of what all autistic people are like. Many autistic people are indeed able to learn social skills to some small degree in the context of intellectual learning. Some can even come off as being completely neurotypical. This is because they have come to realize that, while they believe "normal" behavior has a tenuous definition, they must adapt to others' expectations of what's acceptable if they wish to succeed in life. Chris, however, appears to demonstrate a willful ignorance of this, expecting others to not only understand his ridiculous idiosyncrasies in the first place (e.g, his attraction sign, CWC-isms, etc), but to also accept them.
A layperson may come to the conclusion that Chris is not autistic, and he's just a regular (albeit idiotic) guy with a few eccentricities, but Chris' characteristics are most likely a combination of bad parenting and genuine autism:
- Chris lacks a conversational filter. He calls this honesty, normal people call it social retardation. He will tell you about his pinkeye and briefs and how he is a virgin with rage.
- He speaks in monotone, as evidenced by his many videos. His attempts to sound expressive (see CWC's Message for Ivy) are rather creepy and unnatural. He sounds a little like he is reading off an offscreen cue card.
- He can't show emotions well with face and body language. See his statement to the women of the world if you like having Chris haunt your dreams.
- He lacks empathy for others. See his plea to Clyde. His suggestion after the loss of Ryan Cash was "find yourself a girlfriend". He asks for ED to please understand him, because he is an "innocent victim of misunderstanding"--he wants empathy from you, but he can't return the favor. True story. This lack of empathy is only magnified by his parents having coddled him as a child and giving him no real reason to empathize with other people.
- Chris is extremely gullible. One only need to see his extensive list of sweethearts to see just how easily fooled he is. In addition, not only has he been fooled by trolls pretending to be girls, he has fallen for trolls pretending to be Shigeru Miyamoto and approaching him about making a Sonichu game.
- He lives in his own fantasy world. His comics and Lego CWCville are physical manifestations of his fantasy. He thinks he has actual fans. He thinks women are out there and ready to throw themselves at him--it's just that all the men have taken all the pretty girls, leaving him with none to choose from. Back when he and Megan still talked, he was convinced she had feelings for him, and even went as far as blaming Encyclopedia Dramatica for breaking them up when in fact they were never together in the first place. When someone irks him in the real world, he puts them in his comic world and makes them a villain.
- He has trouble socializing. This is a common trait among people in general, but Chris is particularly inept at socializing. As stated above, he has no filter on what he says and cannot empathize with people, key things needed for interacting with people. He also pretty much just talks about himself.
- Chris thinks in absolutes. He thinks there must be sex on or by the third date. He describes his sadness in terms of his heart level and briefly mentioned a scale of respect.
- Chris tends to use solipsistic neologisms. That is, he creates new words that only he himself understands and expects people to comprehend. It is because of this that many articles on the CWCiki have been written to explain.
- He exhibits compulsive and repetitive behavior. He wears the same shirt repeatedly, and uses the same terms and exact wordings frequently. He feels the need to refer to people by their full names, plainly visible when he talks about himself, Clyde Cash, or Adam Stackhouse.
- He has a narrow range of interests. He seems to only give a damn about video games and prowling for his next sweetheart.
Oddly enough, he claims to have conquered his autism, but frequently brings it up and uses it as an excuse for just about everything.
Origin
It is not currently clear exactly how he came to be diagnosed as "autistic", other than that he was diagnosed at the age of 6, receives government disability checks (his "monthly tugboat") for this mental disability, and has been using his condition as a crutch from almost day one of his diagnosis.
According to Chris, his autism manifested when he was locked in his room by a babysitter. After bawwwing for hours, he emerged from his lair unable to talk, which Chris says was when "God put the mute button on me."
Feel free to put it back, my Lord.
Autism cured?
In a moment that is sure to shock the mental health community, Chris confided in his gal pal Sarah May that, as of 04 March 2009, he has overcome his autism once and for all:
- Christopher C.W.C.: I'm not going to blame it on my autism; I have realized that I am over that now.
- Sarah May: Over what?
- Sarah May: Over your autism?
- Christopher C.W.C.: yes
- Sarah May: . . .
- Christopher C.W.C.: anyway, what is it that you want to do?
- Sarah May: Christian
- Sarah May: Are you serious?
- Sarah May: Autism is not influenza
- Sarah May: You don't 'get over it'
- Christopher C.W.C.: I've broken out of my autistic shell, and I am better able to socialize in public, with the past practices online.
Chris claims during the same chat that he may not be making sense due to a virus, so he may later retract this. Fortunately, Chris has discovered that stress is a more socially popular scapegoat for his personal shortcomings (of course, people learn to manage stress but what do you expect?).
As of May 2009, Chris seems to have regained Autism and is back to blaming it for all his problems, seemingly believing that Autism is as easy to shake/regain as the common flu.
Things Chris has blamed on his autism
Everything.
What other aspies think of Chris
- Aspies For Freedom thread where Chris or someone pretending to be Chris asks for help against ED. The aspies offer the usual advice of ignoring the trolls.
- Aspies For Freedom thread where someone asks about Chris, but everyone else just wants to avoid the drama. A few of them realize that what ED says is true even though it may be a hate site. Apparently, previous drama involving Chris led them to disable registration.
- Wrong Planet thread where reading about Chris has motivated some autistics and aspies to not become like him. One of them wants Chris to kill himself.
- An autistic guy calls Chris "the worst human being to ever exist from God's green earth."