2000s
The shit finally hit the fan in this decade. Chris came of age sexually, began his Love Quest, invented Sonichu, stalked lots of women, got thrown out of malls, and became a popular LOLcow on the internet.
2000
The year 2000 is the year that Chris turned 18 years old. He graduated from high school, and started attending PVCC. The year 2000 is iconic for the Sonichu fanbase, as it was the year that Christian thought up Sonichu whilst making a mix CD. Chris, however, didn't start making Sonichu comics until 2004.
Events of 2000
See 2000
2001
The year 2001 is the year that Chris turned 19 years old. Another thing worth mentioning is that beginning from age 19 onwards, Chris has been rapidly gaining weight as photos taken from this year show Chris's growing double chin, as well as the first noticeable appearance of his man boobs.
Events of 2001
- Sometime - Chris launches his Bionicle website.
- 13 February - Chris updates CWC's PokéSite 2. He adds some images.
- 21 February - Chris creates the "_______'s Sonichu" card.
- 22 February - Rosey, the offpsring of a Rosechu, is conceived by Chris.
- 24 February - Christian's 19th birthday.
- 1 March - Chris creates the Racing Sonichu card.
- 6 March - Chris makes an Archie Comics cover for "Sonic The Hedgehog vs. Sonichu".
- 14 March - Vamprosa, Rosechu's evolution, is born.
- 15 May - Sonichu canon - events from Episode 11 take place.
- 28 May - Chris joins eBay.
- 6 June - Christian makes a CD called "Linda Ronstadt (En Espanol)"
- 19 June - Shadow the Hedgehog's first appearance, in Sonic Adventure 2. He would later be ripped off as Blake.
- 12 July - Christian shoots the "tour of lego-CwCville" video for his DVD.
- 29 July - "Old" Sonichu's News Dash #1 comes out.
- August - Chris starts working at Wendy's.
- Summer - Chris loses touch with his gal-pal Kellie Andes.
- 11 September - Chris goes shopping with Barbara. Also, Chris is allegedly "saddened" by the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center.
- October - According to Chris's resume, this was when he stopped working at Wendy's. However, other sources say that this happened before September 11th.
- 1 October - Barbara turns 60. Chris puts Sonichu on her cake.
- 17 November - Chris creates the Mystery-to-Solve card.
- 29 November - Chris creates the Hooked on Sonichu card.
2002
The year 2002 is the year that Chris turned 20 years old. What Christian did in this year is mostly a mystery, but it might include playing the vidya.
Events of 2002
- 20 February - The Shining Sonichu card is created.
- 24 February - Chris's love quest allegedly begins.[1] He also creates the Turbo Rainbow card to put on The Wall of Originals.
- 11 March - Armat, Steeline and Dark Steeline are created by Chris.
- 16 March - Chris offers a naive definition of love when he creates the Sonichu & Rosechu card. "Sonichu and Rosechu love each other so much, that neither one ever forgets the other's birthday."
- 21 March - Chris creates the Evil Energy card.
- 24 March - Evails, the famous Eevee-Tails hybrid, is born, as well as its evolution, Supreon. Also, Chris creates the Whammy!!!... card, featuring a character ripped off from the 80's game show "Press Your Luck."
- 25 March - Chris makes a Dark Christian card, and threatens to kill Harry Potter on it.
- 28 March - Ultra Sonichu is created by Chris.
- 5 April - Techti and Cytiger, technological Pokemon, are born.
- 11 April - Chris creates the Sonichu Ball card.
- 13 April - Chris creates the Chaos Emerald card, and makes two Power Rangers themed cards called "Bulk and Skull" and "Sonichu Zord".
- 15 May - Chris creates the Shiney Stadium card.
- June - Chris stops working as a volunteer assistant Gym Leader at Toys "R" Us.
- June - Chris starts working as a volunteer assistant Gym Leader at The Game Place.
- 24 July - Black Sonichu, or Blake, is born.
- 4 September - Chris signs his own guestbook on his website as Ricardo, and says that Harry Potter is a "spaz".
- 7 September - The Christian's Maintenance card is created for the Wall of Originals.
2003
Events of 2003
See 2003
2004
The year 2004 shows the appearance of the first Sonichu's News Dash, Christian's digital news bulletin. Christian spreading this bulletin through PVCC, started his mythical feud with Mary Lee Walsh, the dean of PVCC, eventually resulting in him getting expelled from college. At the end of this year, Christian started drawing Sonichu #0.
Events of 2004
See 2004
2005
The year 2005 was, in retrospective, Christian's most productive year, resulting in him drawing 4 issues of the Sonichu comic. Because of getting expelled from PVCC, Chris had a lot of free time on his hands, leading in him putting a lot more effort in his love quest. June and July are characterized by a series of fights between Christian and the local authorities, resulting in a trial, and, according to Chris, severe traumatic scarring. In 2005 Christian also gained two of his most renown friends, Anna McLerran and Megan Schroeder. The first, a Mormon Pac-Sun employee, Chris met whilst pacing the mall on his love quest. The second, an insecure female-otaku, he met playing Yu-gi-oh! at his local game store.
Events of 2005
See 2005
2006
The year 2006 shows several important developments within Christian's behavior that are now seen as typical. Firstly, Christian starts to get more and more clingy towards Megan. Via e-mail, she repeatedly tells him off, but to no avail. Secondly, he starts engaging to large extent in the conspicuous consumption that would eventually get him into large debts. For the first time, Chris start buying porno-items, My Little Ponys, and other seemingly childish and useless objects from sites like eBay and AdamandEve.com. Although Christian is unemployed, he still has a small social-life. He mostly goes out to engage in card game-related activities. In 2006, Barbara apparently asks Chris to stop drawing the Sonichu sub-episodes. Therefore, after Sonichu 4, no more sub-episodes come out.
Events of 2006
See 2006
2007
The second half of the year 2007 show some important developments within Christian's life. Firstly, Chris enters and unfairly loses the PaRappa the Rapper Contest, leaving him disillusioned and enraged. Secondly, he discovers a satirical ED-page written about him. These two injustices lead Chris into a bitter, long and frustrated rage, eventually giving spark to certain deep, complex and mysterious aspects of madness within his person, that, when revealed, would prove to be a decisive factor leading to the obsessive trolling of Christian's person in 2008.
Events of 2007
See 2007
2008
The year 2008 is the year that Chris turned 26 years old. 2008 showed the completion of two phases that would, because of a strange coincidence, put Chris in the unique and unreal situation that he would be in the first months of 2009. The first was a phase of alienation, in which Chris's illogical behavior frightened away his only friend, Megan, and got him thrown out of his old church, leaving him desperate and lonely. The second was a phase of trolling in which a semi-organized group of obsessed, amused and anonymous individuals, via a vast understanding of the new media, started to take the places of Chris's acquaintances, either by posing as online-girlfriends, or members of an online-fanbase. This second phase was rough and bumpy, but eventually created the parameters of Chris's life in 2009.
Events of 2008
See 2008
2009
Throughout 2009, Chris's life has been unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth wave of trolling from 2008 has been replaced by a more organized, more obsessive and more complex second wave, leading to far-reaching insight into Chris's life, and things we can never unsee.
Events of 2009
See 2009
Sauces
- ↑ "And I would like to point out right now, at this--at, uh--during my--ever since I--ev--during the whole--my whole Sweetheart Search has started, when I turned twenty-one, on February 24, 2002.", Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007