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This is what Chris actually does. Also notice the comment from Jesus below.
Chris putting his fingers in China
File:Mao.gif
Mao is not impressed with Chris's shit.
If only it were that easy
I love DYKES! DYKES! CHINA!
Chris

China is a CWC-ism for "vagina", invented by Chris because he feels uncomfortable saying the word "vagina" and finds solace in giving it the name of a communist dictatorship (perhaps because Chris will never be allowed in either).

In his opening post on the Sonichu Girls forum, he expresses his love for female genitalia, saying that each one is "truly a masterful work of God's art that is simply beautiful in their own way.[1]" He then justifies his reverence for China by stating that he cares more about the feelings and opinions of women than about their bodies.

Obviously confused when it comes to both euphemisms and basic units of measure, Chris has stated that he is sure to get "at least one ounce of vagina"[2] within his lifetime. So far, he has not obtained so much as a milligram or even a micron of it.[3]

Tom-Tom

Chris's duck hungers for one of these. Note the bend in the route.

An alternative CWC-ism for vaginas, which appeared first in March 2008 when Chris edited ED by replacing ShecameforCWC.JPG with an image entitled "TomTomCloseup.jpg" which featured a closeup of Megan's genitalia from ShecameforCWC. It later appeared in Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009 in an annotation.

Chris got this name from "Pound My Tom-Tom", a short music video that debuted during the credits of the Adult Swim show "Lucy the Daughter of the Devil."[4] Humorously, the gag in the episode was that this is a particularly bad euphemism for vagina, and one of the characters embarrassed themselves by using it in public.

Vaginatables

Another CWC-ism for vaginas, used in Chris's e-mail address "ILuvVaginatables@aol.com" from his whois info for sonichuandrosechu.com.

Sauces

  1. Introduction post, Sonichu Girls
  2. Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)
  3. Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008
  4. Also, "Tom-Tom" means VAGINA; Look it up in Episode 10 of Adult Swim's "Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil," description from LOOK at the truth!

See also

The CWC-tionary

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Sex: China | Comeuppance | Duck | JULAY | Mass debating | Negligent | Pedofork | Pickle | Recycling | Soul Bonding | Virgin with rage | Virginia is for Virgins | Women's rights

Himself: Biological clock | Butt garments | Captain's Log | Christian Love Day | DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS | Fuzzy-Wuzzies & Prickly-Wicklies | Honest Content | I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD | Monthly tugboat | Muscle bra | Random-access humor | Saga | Scale of Respect | Tomgirl |

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See also: Chris and English | List of phrases Chris copied from media