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The Decepti-Clones are a line of evil robots in the Sonichu comic series which work for the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens. Created by Mary Lee Walsh and her minions for use in battle, the Decepti-Clones come in three variants with different purposes, all based on actual Decepticons from the various Transformers animated series, movies and comics. The very first of these was the Crackder, which appeared all the way back in Sonichu #4. However, in this model's first appearance, there was only one Crackder, and he was described as a "Change-Bot" rather than a transformer. This was before Chris decided to admit what he was ripping off.

The evil transformer did not appear again until Sonichu #9, and when he did Crackder was now properly reffered to as a transformer, was mass produced, was backed up by other models of Decepti-Clones and seemed to have undergone a dramatic decrease in both power and ability.

Conceptually, the Decepti-Clone army originated from the Transformers video game for PS2, which featured many weak, mass-produced enemies like the Decepti-Clones which could be killed in droves by the player character so as to reserve actual Decepticons for boss encounters. In essence, they were to the Decepticons what the Jerkops are to the Manajerks. Their spiritual sucessors in Sonichu serve much the same purpose.

S.A.V.s (Scoundrals as Vessels)

The S.A.V.s were the most prominently featured of Chris's Decepti-Clones, despite not being the first he created. Their purpose was simple: They were unmanned robots and came in large numbers, which meant that Chris's characters could destroy hundreds of them at a time and not have to worry about actually killing anyone. Unlike with a Jerkop, a giant robot can be sliced in half or blown up, and no-one will think anything of it, even if that robot is sentient. Also it goes without saying that fighting robots is infinitely cooler than fighting mall cops.

The S.A.V.s themselves transformed into armored S.U.V.s, hence the name, with large cannons mounted on top. They were said to act much like tanks in battle. They were slow and heavy, and Chris claimed among other things that an S.A.V. stomping could be heard and felt from ten miles away, and that a hit by a blast from their cannons was equivalent to an impact from "Class 5 Meteor".^[1]

Their design is based on that of Swindle from Transformer Animated.

They appeared for the first and last time in Sonichu #9, where they almost outnumbered the Jerkops in their sheer numbers. Sonichu, Blake, Bubbles, Armoraxe and Reginald Sneasel are all seen killing S.A.V.s at various points in the comic, with Sonichu destroying an S.A.V. as part of the Sonichu Fan Promo adaptation and Blake also killing an S.A.V. with a crown who seemed to be a squad leader.

Towards the end of the comic, Magi-Chan sends a psychic message to Sonichu and Rosechu to tell them of the state of CWCville and the ongoing battle. In a long textwall, Magi-Chan mentions in passing that the entirety of Mary's Decepti-Clone army had been destroyed, and that Son-Chu and Excelina had already gathered up the parts and shipped them off to an army base to be recycled. The S.A.V.s are never seen again.

Crackder

Behold, one of many foes who has no problem beating Chris and yet does not kill him.

The Crackder was one of the first Decepti-Clones to appear in Sonichu, having first been called upon in Sonichu #4 by Bagget to defeat Chris at the Get-Tar Region. Though Chris tried to defeat the Crackder, it easily won by tripping him up and causing his Chris-Chan Sonichu form to deactivate. Jerkops were then able to handcuff him while Crackder picked him up and dropped him from a high height, just because he deserved that little extra bit of humiliation. Crackder then transformed into a jet to take Bagget, Jerkhief and Chris back to PVCC headquaters, and was then never seen again until much later in the series. As was noted above, it originally was reffered to as a "Change-Bot", and in Crackder's first appearance, Bagget claimed that it was in fact made from parts imported from Cybertron.

The Crackder reappeared in Sonichu #9 as a mass produced model, which served as the Jerkop's aerial offensive on CWCville. While the S.A.V.s were unpiloted mechs which drove on the ground and the Punislavs were Jerkop driven cars in vehicle mode, Crackder still transforms into a jet plane, and in fact is only ever seen in this jet plane form in the issue. Whether or not they are still piloted is never made clear, but if they were then our heroes are most certainly guilty of murder now. Throughout the issue, eight of them appear. Five of them attack Angelica Rosechu's church early in the issue, and another three are later seen flying over the shielded CWCville Mall, possibly trying to bomb it. Magi-Chan also has a psychic battle with Silvana Rosechu on top of one. As stated above, by the end of the issue, Magi-Chan claims that all the Decepti-Clones were destroyed and the parts were sent off to army bases to be recycled. This would presumably include all the Crackders too.

While similar in nature to Starscream, Chris actually ripped off Crackder from the Transformers: Cybertron series version of Thundercracker. Formerly an off-brand generic Transformer (like a Gobot), Crackder has since been upgraded to be a Decepti-Clone, and thus an actual Transformer (again, like the Gobots).

“	JETS Loud and Fast like lightning, the Crackder Bots are equipped with Missiles in Vehicle Mode and a Cannon in Robot Mode. They Fly through air; they are the quickest of the Trio of Mary's Decepti-Clones, and most deadly and cunning.	”
Crackder is not even allowed to be an individual

as in his original appearance, the lone Crackder was able to take down Chris in his superform single handedly, whilst whilst by the time of Sonichu #9 Angelica is able to destroy four of them by herself in less than two pages.

Punislav

ORIGINAL CHARACTER HASBRO PLZ DON'T SUE

Jerkop Punislav (Джэркоп Пунислав) is the official police cruiser/

The Punislav's design is based off either the 2006-present Dodge Charger police package or the 2005-2009 Ford Mustang Police package, although it's more likely the latter, as Chris can only replicate what Michael Bay shows to his stupid autistic brain.

Punislav is one of the most obvious ripoffs that he has created, with almost every feature (with the notable exception of the paintjob) an exact copy of Barricade.

The inscription on the side of Punislav reads "To Shatter and Torture All Hearts".

All Punislav cruisers registered in CWCville are required to have a brown/gray color scheme, effectively making them look like big logs of shit on wheels

Why is this evil police robot called "Punislav"? Does he have Slavic origins? Nah. It's just that Chris wanted to name him "Punislave" (from the inscription "To Punish and Enslave" on the side of Barricade), but was afraid to use the word "slave", probably because he thinks it means "niggo". However, the "-slav" suffix implies that the character is Slavic, and since the Slavs are an ethnic group, this is yet another display (albeit unintentionally) of Chris's racism.