2016
2016 is currently the eighth year of organized trolling. Chris barely makes it out of jail with the GameStop incident that has been the main subject of last year, with Chris now serving probation.
He has recently tried to organize a lesbian party, but has now privatized it to a privileged few.
As of January, due to a mix of neglect and his traditional lack of self respect, his hair now resembles a dying, green dish rag which only emboldens his rapidly-receding skullet.
In January Chris tried and failed to have host a lesbian sleepover. Got into a fight with a transgender named Jeff/Francine for selling Sonichu merchandise.
February saw Chris apologize to males with Asperger's. End his Game-stop embargo because it accomplished nothing. Begged people to buy him a PS4 for his birthday and whined about not getting one form anyone. Barb also was sued for not paying debts.
