NOTE: Chris was not directly involved in this conversation.
The WCT 02:38 AM
| I smell bullshit. lel
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Lainchu (Anaxis) 02:41 AM
| Any of the audio sound familiar?
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The WCT 02:47 AM
| [Replying to "Any of the audio sound familiar?"]
it sounds like it was recorded last year or so.
yeah, this is fake.
I'll ask Chris about this i'm sure he'll get a good chuckle.
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[REDACTED] 04:30 AM
| Would it be good to get Chris to make a public statement about it?
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The WCT 04:45 AM
| [Replying to "Would it be good to get Chris to make a public statement about it?"]
I’d just ask him.
If nobody cares, he won’t need to make a statement.
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[REDACTED] 04:46 AM
| News of it's spreading like wildfire.
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The Fool 04:46 AM
| it's real, my uncle works for chris-chan he knows
[2 sonichuthink[1] reactions]
also chris making a public statement about it would at best do nothing and at worst make people think they're more legit
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[REDACTED] 04:49 AM
| I'm skeptical that he'd fuck Barb. But is there any evidence of the call being faked?
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The WCT 04:49 AM
| Obviously.
If you hear it, it’s clearly edited. lol
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Silvia 04:50 AM
| I know he said he had erotic thoughts of barb(?)
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The Fool 04:50 AM
| yeah this is painfully spliced
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The WCT 04:50 AM
| Some major gay ops by shitty trolls are taking place.
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Silvia 04:50 AM
| I may be wrong.
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The Fool 04:51 AM
| no he outright said roleplaying as magichan that barb was his "guilty pleasure" waifu
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The Fool 04:51 AM
| he absolutely has lowkey incest thoughts but I doubt he'd ever fuck barb
what a convenient excuse
his words themselves sound pretty spliced in general
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Lainchu (Anaxis) 05:06 AM
| It's definitely Chris's real voice
Only question is, how much of it was edited?
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The WCT 05:16 AM
| A good chunk of it to cause confusion.
I’ll ask Chris tomorrow about the call.
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Silvia 05:20 AM
| Could that be the lady friend Chris was talking about? Maybe why they wouldn’t say her name
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Lainchu (Anaxis) 05:20 AM
| Barb as the lady friend?
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Lainchu (Anaxis) 05:20 AM
| magichan[2]
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Silvia 05:21 AM
| I hope not.
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Lainchu (Anaxis) 05:21 AM
| Someone named Fiona is mentioned in the call
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Lainchu (Anaxis) 05:21 AM
| That's what people are saying
Could be the name of the lady friend
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Silvia 05:22 AM
| I’ll give it a listen myself.
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Lainchu (Anaxis) 05:22 AM
| The girl he was talking to apparently said that he was dating "Fiona" and asked if Barb was okay with it
I'm lifting transcriptions from users on cwcki server, it's going nuts over there
| one minute into the call:
Chris: Um, yeah, so she’s got really- [‘’unintelligible’’] g-bot- g-spot, cuz apparently I don’t believe her- I don’t believe he- Mr. C, any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands- they haven’t really reached in her g-spot with their dicks.
Woman: [‘’terrible audio quality’’] Right. Right.
Chris: They haven’t- they haven’t ha- they were focused on pleasuring [‘’woman coughs’’] themselves really, as opposed to focusing on her, which that’s my focus.
Woman: Right [‘’unintelligible’’] yeah, true- um, before- like, the convention, be sure to have- uh, a lot of fun wi- make sure to have a- push [‘’censored’’] fun with her, right? Because, um-
Chris: Obviously.
Woman: Yeah, because now you’re doing this for your mom- yeah, ju- make sure- I’ll be there- I’ll be there watching you guys making sure that nobody is tryna’- [‘’cough’’]- sorry, my throat- nobody’s tryna’ hurt you or do anything, I’ll take photos of you two- a dance would be awesome. We could take turns, I’d like to dance with her too-
Chris: Yeah.
Woman: And then you guys could take the slow dance.
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Who is the mystery caller?
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Silvia 05:24 AM
| Obviously a troll
Maybe someone we knew
I was thinking Meghan or the pickchu girl. But then again that’s all the girls I know.
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Lainchu (Anaxis) 05:28 AM
| Idea Guy influences
Leftovers from that era
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Silvia 05:28 AM
| Ohhhh
The cwcki still down so I couldn’t look it up
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Lainchu (Anaxis) 05:35 AM
| They influenced him to say a bunch of weird shit and permanently affect his comic
They're basically the reason he is the way he is today
With all the goddess delusions
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Silvia 05:36 AM
| Ahhhh makes sense. I vaguely remember the talk about how they made him believe he’s trans and a cpu correct. From the neptunia games
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Silvia 05:37 AM
| ????? Please explain
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Lainchu (Anaxis) 05:37 AM
| MINUTE TWO:
Chris: My mom and all the other uh- [‘’unintelligible’’]
Woman: Yeah.
Chris: [‘’unintelligible’’] before the convention as well.
Woman: Right. Well, how are you feeling, Christine? How are you feeling? Because I know there’s been a lot of societal pressure on you about, like, um- this thing with Barbra. A lot of societal pressure, a lot of people- you know- consciously- who would ju- like, who would judge, and you know there’s a lot of eyes on you. That must be very stressful.
Chris: Yeah, it is.
Woman: Yeah, I can imagine.
Chris: [‘’unintelligible’’]
Woman: I’m so sorry about all that stuff. Yeah.
Chris: Well, still, bu- [‘’unintelligible over the woman’s coughs’’] we’ll still have Magi-Chan and [‘’unintelligible. Cryztel?’’] to dance with.
Woman: You’ll always have them [‘’unintelligible’’]
Chris: [‘’unintelligible’’]- incest fan-fics coming true and shit.
Woman: I didn’t even know there was such a thing. I didn’t even know there was incest fan-fics. Were they about you and Barbra, I can’t believe that. I didn’t even think that- I- I knew that you guys had a good relationship, but I always thought that- cuz I’m not huge on Christory, and you know, whatever- I just thought that the whole Sonichu franchise was very interesting, and that’s how I- um, got into you.
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Silvia 05:38 AM
| This is so weird. How they mention convention. This upcoming convention?
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Lainchu (Anaxis) 05:39 AM
| Idk, maybe there was one that lined up with the idea guys saga?
I'd look it up, but obviously can't because the cwcki is down
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Silvia 05:40 AM
| Wait when was the idea guys doing their thing. Bc I go to pony cons and can see which ones were in the year
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Lainchu (Anaxis) 05:40 AM
| 2017-2018
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Silvia 05:40 AM
| Ok so not bronycon 2019
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[REDACTED] 05:40 AM
| Magfest was during the IG saga.
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Lainchu (Anaxis) 05:41 AM
| I know chris went to one soon after the idea guys because there's a picture of him at one in the gopnik outfit
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Lainchu (Anaxis) 05:41 AM
| [Replying to "Magfest was during the IG saga."]
What do you think about the theory that he's covering his ass about the lady friend in the worst possible way?
Although, wasn't she mentioned? Unless Fiona is someone else?
This whole thing gives me a headache lol
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Silvia 05:42 AM
| Is barbs middle name Fiona?
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Lainchu (Anaxis) 05:42 AM
| No, it's Anne
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Lainchu (Anaxis) 05:43 AM
| Nobody in Chris's family/life has the name Fiona
Until now
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Silvia 05:44 AM
| Hmmm……I’d say check the phone records to see if Christine had any recent phone calls
But idk if that’s possible. I’d feel like that would be wrong
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Lainchu (Anaxis) 05:46 AM
| What would be?
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Silvia 05:46 AM
| If we asked for phone records
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Lainchu (Anaxis) 05:46 AM
| Oh
That would imply that we don't trust him at his word
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Silvia 05:47 AM
| Yea that’s why I said never mind
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Lainchu (Anaxis) 05:47 AM
| Also, he wouldn't even tell us the name of his lady friend
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Silvia 05:47 AM
| Exactly that raises red flags in my brain.
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[REDACTED] 05:49 AM
| It's all really strange. I don't think Chris would be that dumb to cover it up with screwing his mom.
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Silvia 05:50 AM
| No but it’s also a immoral thing to do. So maybe shame
Kids make up stories to hide sweets from their parents
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Lainchu (Anaxis) 05:51 AM
| [Replying to "It's all really strange. I don't think Chris would be that dumb to cover it up with screwing his mom."]
Wouldn't be the first time he covers up something dumb with something even dumber (edited)
| MINUTE THREEEEE:
Woman: But I had- I had- I didn’t have any idea that Barbra was- um- that Barbra and you had a sexual relationship, I never got any of those vibes. But- um, how did you approach her?
Chris: I approached her with care and caution.
Woman: [‘’weird sound, it can be presumed she starts masturbating at this moment’’]
Chris: And it was a- it was a timed approach, so I just gave her comfort and talked with her and just branched out slow and steady and then I- then I encourage- encouraged her positively and let her make the first move cuz she wanted to do it-
Woman: Oh she did? Really, she made the first move?
Chris: Yeah.
Woman: [‘’in a tone denoting that she derives some sort of sick sexual pleasure from that information’’] Oh. Oh ‘’really?’’ Wowww, Barbra! [‘’laughs’’] How- how did she do it if you don’t mind me asking- what was the first move?
Chris: Ugh, uuuh, I don’t remember exactly. Um. Well that was her move but my approach was… I forgot
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Silvia 05:53 AM
| This is like a fever dream
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Lainchu (Anaxis) 05:54 AM
| You're telling me
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Silvia 05:55 AM
| Wait so the woman is getting off on this?
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Lainchu (Anaxis) 05:56 AM
| That's the transcriber's interpretation
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Silvia 05:58 AM
| Oh ok I was about to say
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Lainchu (Anaxis) 06:04 AM
| MINUTE FOUR:
Chris: I forgot exactly what ter- what terminology of the approach I used, right. I approached with care and caution.
Woman: That’s good.
Chris: Then I was mostly- then I was directly upfront with her for the most part.
Woman: That’s good. And how did she respond when you- um, when you approached her. What’d she say?
Chris: I don’t- I don’t remember exactly what she said, but it was kinda- it was- I think she was partially confused at one point, but- but then she came around obviously- with more approaching- with more approaching her that I was doing along the way.
Woman: Right. So she- so she got into it. How was- how was the first kiss- [‘’presumably masturbates furiously at the thought’’] when you kissed her, how did that feel- having known this woman for your whole life- how did that feel?
Chris: Oh yeah, I mean it was simple- uhh, lip- lip-lock, lip-to-lip kiss contact. But yeah, actually it felt right.
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Transcriber is having fun with it
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