Wes Iseli

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Wes Iseli
Wes is a magician and regretfully, Sarah's boyfriend. Because of this, Christian is very jealous and dislikes him much.
Wes Iseli Animal Crossing card

Wes Iseli in real life

Wes Iseli (pronounced EYES-lee)[1] briefly dated Sarah Hammer, Chris's long-time female friend. Wes is a magician in real life (available for birthdays, weddings, and bar mitzvahs) and is currently married to another woman.

Wes Iseli in the comic

WesLi Sonichu apparently grows to about 20 feet tall and kidnaps Sarah Hammer in Sonichu #5

Wes Iseli (later retconned as Walter Grisby) is one of the chosen 3 of the Anchuent Prophecy, alongside Christian Weston Chandler and Sarah Hammer. He learned that he was the descendant of the Wasabi Clan, and must take revenge upon the Cherokee's descendant, Chris. Wes, knowing of Chris' jealously, accepts. So the two fight, and Wes almost wins untill Sarah appears and breaks up with him. He then unites with Chris and Sarah to defeat the Golem made by Mary Lee Walsh

He appears again later to kidnap Sarah via magic at her wedding. Chris then beats Wes up Yu-gi-oh style, and Sarah thanks Chris.

Fictional character biography

In 2003 Wes Iseli was dating Sarah Hammer, and so he met her friend Christian Chandler. Christian was immediately jealous of Wes, and in a development that sure sounds plausible, Wes became equally fixated on Chris even though Chris had nothing he wanted. As Sarah and Wes's relationship progressed, they drifted away from Christian.

Their paths would cross when Sonichu discovered the Anchuent Prophecy and Christian used his medallion to activate the anchuent powers of the Cherokee and Wasabi clans, which would be bestowed on the reincarnations of the Cherokee chief, his queen, and his Wasabi rival. Wes received a vision of what appeared to be a nine-year-old wearing a robe and wizard hat (presumably the Wasabi chief), explaining the powers of the Fireshock Pendant and imploring him to use it to seek revenge on Chris-Chan.

Now possessing the memories of his past life, Wes-Li attacked Christian and Sonichu not only over their own bad blood but that of their past lives--specifically the Wasabis' desire to obtain the Cherokian crown. The two battled in their electric hedgehog forms, and as usual Christian was very nearly defeated until a third party arrived to save him; Saramah attacked Wes-Li to stop the fight and make peace between them.

Saramah immediately broke up with Wes-Li upon seeing his cruelty toward her friend, which left Wes-Li unmotivated to battle Graduon. However, with some prompting from Chris-Chan he held up his end of the prophecy and Graduon was finally defeated. Wes-Li refused to look his fellow hedgehogs in the eye as Chris transported them back home from CWCville.

Wes would continue to obsess over Sarah Hammer up to the day of her wedding to William Spicer. Using his Wes-Li form, he stormed the chapel to abduct Sarah, but Chris-Chan valiantly rescued her with help from Sailor Megtune and Megagi.

Iseli was briefly seen attending the conference of villains following Christian's disappearance into the time void.

Wes-Li Sonichu

Wes-Li Sonichu (pronounced "Wez-Lie Sonichu" according to Chris's version of the audiobooks) is the electric hedgehog Pokemon form of Wes Iseli when he is transformed by the Fireshock Pendant empowered by the Anchuent Prophecy. Although the prophecy foretold that Wes-Li, Chris-Chan, and Saramah would work together to defeat Count Graduon, Wes's spitefulness toward Chris and his bitterness at having been rejected by Sarah Hammer would lead him to use his powers for evil.

Sauces

  1. Mumble 4, around 22 minutes in

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