2010

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2010 marks the second consecutive year of organized trolling of Christian Weston Chandler. In 2010, Chris turned 28.

January

Main article: January 2010
On 17 January, Chris expresses his opinion on Asperchu

Smug with overconfidence thanks to his fanmail and the victory over gay ads, Chris charged into January, not even allowing the shut down of the CWCipedia via copyright claims stop him. However, Chris would soon find a new stress factor in the emerging fan comic Asperchu, going to great lengths to pull his fans away from it via various crazy YouTube videos; every attempt failed miserably. As he did, Chris continued to update Sonichu 10, revealing more of his madness. Unbeknown to trolls, he was actually beginning to get close to another girl and he would attempt to hide this, but his own ego would refuse him to do so.

February

Main article: February 2010
On 25 February, Chris murders Evan in a totally disgusting way

As January became February, Chris found himself embroiled in a series of phone calls from Asperchu creator Alec Benson Leary, demanding Chris to promise to show better tolerance towards Asperchu and to get rid of Simonla Rosechu, with Mao holding CWCipedia hostage. Though, very slowly, Chris recovered enough from the stress to complete Sonichu 10, which showed the death of Simonla, only for Chris to turn around and "kill" Alec, Mao and two other people in an act of childish retaliation. Chris recovered just in time for his birthday, producing a shameless display of self-praising by declaring the first annual Christian Love Day. Perhaps the biggest mystery revealed this month was the sudden appearance of another human male entering Chris's room, one of the more puzzling developments to come out of Chris for some time.

March

Main article: March 2010
On 9 March, Chris uploads a new LittleBigPlanet level that inadvertently reveals the identity of The Wallflower

As March began, trolls showed concern over news that Chris's father, Bob, had been hospitalized with congestive heart failure. Sadly, Chris showed no concern whatsoever, angering his fanbase. A few days later, Chris would, through his massive narcissism, reveal a name of his potential new sweetheart through a custom LBA level. Dedicated trolls would discover her identity, and one faggot would cause the gal-pal to cut ties with Chris and Chris himself discovering the CWCki. At that point, Chris began an all-out war against the Internet, attacking his fans for wanting more Sonichu pages, attacking the CWCki, and especially attacking Surfshack Tito, the troll who took credit for destroying the lulz. However, an outside source would intervene with Chris and force him to once again announce he leaves the Internet forever. (36 hours later after making this bold and bombastic claim, Chris returned with a new video to complain about TV and sex.)

April

Main article: April 2010
On 5 April, Chris's second The Hook Cafe ad is discovered

As April started, Chris's activity on the Internet was sporadic. However, trolls soon discovered an ad on The Hook Cafe, discovering that Chris was back to his Love Quest on the Internet. During this time, Chris would meet and begin talking to a woman named Jackie, who would become Chris's focus throughout the month. Having learned something from the previous incidents, Chris kept a low profile on her, which however did not prevent some highly-disturbing material to eventually leak to general public. During this time, he attempted to return to The GAMe PLACe in an attempt to lift his ban; the trolls hailed Michael Snyder as a hero when he kicked the anti-Semitic manchild out again. Chris would also work on CWCipiedia a bit more, creating profiles for his characters and a page about all of his past sweethearts.

May

Main article: May 2010
On May 26 Chris begs for ModNation Racers bonuses

As May started, it seemed that things were going to be slow again, with a relative high point of smug Chris boasting that he had removed a "bug" allegedly planted by trolls in the life upgrade. However, he soon became severely depressed and blamed his problems of rejection by everyone on a conspiracy conceived against him by the Greene County School Board. By the end of the month, Mao opened up the CWCipedia to everyone. Chris attempted to revert their vandalism, but soon gave into stress and abandoned the website. Two series of e-mails are also leaked.

June

Main article: June 2010
On 30 June, Chris looks for love on Flipnote Hatena

After Chris's fourth threat to leave the Internet, many fully expected that he would not keep to his word. The silence was however broken after Chris traveled to The GAMe PLACe with an autistic plan of revenge against Michael Snyder: long story short, Chris almost commits a vehicular homicide while drunk and he's let off scot-free by the police. He then made a video addressing these events and announced that he's leaving the Internet. (Again. For the fifth time.) Chris front then fell silent for nearly two weeks, until a field agent spotted Chris at the Fridays After Five event in Charlottesville, continuing his Love Quest offline by acting really creepy in public. Soon, trolls also discovered where Chris had disappeared off to online: the Flipnote Hatena, a website created by Nintendo for users to share their amateur animations.

July

Main article: July 2010

July 2010 began with the end of Chris' Flipnote Hatena misadventures, when he got permabanned on for constantly breaking the site's rules. Since then he seems to have emerged from the internets and begun enjoying the fruits of real life; as of 10 July he has been spotted both at the Coffee Place and at Fridays After Five.