2012

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Chris at thirty. (self-portrait)

2012 is the fourth year of organized trolling of the Internet's favorite LOLcow, Christian Weston Chandler. Chris turned 30 years old this year.

If things don't go their way in court, Chris and/or Barb could be spending some of this year in prison.

January

Chris in January 2012
Main article: January 2012

January was a slow month but there were a few notable events:

  • Both Chris and Barb had another hearing which led to yet another continuance.
  • Chris re-opened his Facebook account.

February

Main article: February 2012
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Chris in February, looking more like his mother every passing day.

March

Chris in March, with his original character.
Main article: March 2012

Little occurred except a single Facebook public note, a few forum posts and another banhammer from Fashion Square Mall.

April

Main article: April 2012

Chris and Barb faced another hearing. Chris announces the loss of his virginity, possibly to a prostitute, posted message on Facebook and infiltrated the CWCki forums.

May

Main article: May 2012
Chris in May 2012

Chris continues to gloat over his supposed victories over the trolls. Also, another drawing of Chris and Jackie having sex is leaked, as is one of The Wallflower. Several November 2010 pictures of Chris are also released.

June

Chris planned on opening a charity lemonade stand in honour of his father, but he already passed his donation target so he probably won't bother.

July

On the 10th, Chris and Barb will be arraigned for their felony charges.

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