2016

2016 is currently the eighth year of organized trolling. Chris barely makes it out of jail with the GameStop incident that has been the main subject of last year, with Chris now serving probation.

He has recently tried to organize a lesbian party, but has now privatized it to a privileged few.

As of January, due to a mix of neglect and his traditional lack of self respect, his hair now resembles a dying, blue dish rag which only emboldens his rapidly-receding skullet.