China

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If you wonder why Taiwan flag is in this article, you probably haven't been honor roll'd.

File:800px-Flag of the Republic of China.svg.png

“	I love dykes! DYKES! CHINA!	”
CWC^[1]

China is a CWC-ism for "vagina".

China

Uncomfortable saying the word "vagina," Christian resorts to the childish tactic of using similar sounding or slightly altered versions of the offending term.

In his opening post on the Sonichu Girls forum, he expresses his love for female genitalia, saying that each one is "truly a masterful work of God's art that is simply beautiful in their own way.^[2]" He then justifies his reverence for China by stating that he cares more about the feelings and opinions of women than about their bodies.

Obviously confused when it comes to both euphemisms and basic units of measure, Chris has stated that he is sure to get "at least one ounce of vagina"^[3] within his lifetime. So far, he has not obtained so much as a milligram or even a micron of it.^[4]

Tom-Tom

An alternative CWC-ism for vaginas, which appeared first in March 2008 when Chris edited ED by replacing ShecameforCWC.JPG with an image entitled "TomTomCloseup.jpg" which featured a closeup of Megan's genitalia from ShecameforCWC. It later appeared in Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009 in an annotation.

Chris got this name from "Pound My Tom-Tom", a short music video that debuted during the credits of the Adult Swim show "Lucy the Daughter of the Devil."^[5] Humorously, the gag in the episode was that this is a particularly bad euphemism for vagina, and one of the characters embarrassed themselves by using it in public.

Vaginatables

Another CWC-ism for vaginas, used in Chris's e-mail address "ILuvVaginatables@aol.com" from his whois info for sonichuandrosechu.com.

Gallery of China

China
This is what Chris actually does. Also notice the comment from Jesus below. Chris putting his fingers in China Mao.gif Mao is not impressed with Chris's shit. If only it were that easy. Tom-Tom. Note the bend in the route.