Chris Calls Clyde Out

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On 23 April 2009, after a nearly week-long silence, Chris finally speaks up again in Chris Calls Clyde Out. This time, he's calling out Clyde Cash. While this video begins like another rage-fest, we quickly see that Chris has gotten even more desperate. What follows is incomprehensible whining somehow directed as an insult to Clyde using racist Asian stereotypes showing everybody that he has no idea what a Guido is. Supposedly, this belief seems to have originated from a Mumble chat with Julie that occurred a few months prior. Scientists have yet to discover how public humiliation offends your enemies. Regardless, it provides for an ear-shattering two minutes.

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Chris Calls Clyde Out
Stardate 23 April 2009
Performance Style Rage.png Rage
Saga Clyde saga.png Clyde Saga
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Transcript

Hello, Mr Clyde. I have a bit of a message for you [sic] response to one you sent to me recently. [pauses, raises eyebrows] Yeah. Basically this is the impression I got from your message.

Oh, look at me! I feel like a silly man! Look at me, my eyes? Don't look at my silly walk, look at my sill-nee-nyeh! I am the troll. I should be so trolly. I should be trolly. Yes, ah-gah-dyeeeh! Look at mee! I've got an eyelid strip thing, beblehbebeblehh! I could be more laaame! You want me to be more lyaaame? Everyone laaame! I built this City (shitty) Wall and City Wok. Look at my silly walk! [moves like a penguin] Eeee!

[jump cut]

Oh, you forgot my silly walk?! See my City Wall? I give you a kick in the head. Hiyaa! [Chris raises leg in view of camera] And punch you in the face. Hiyaaa! I throw something at you, pyooo! BIIIM! [camera falls over]

[jump cut]

And you know what else, I throw something else at you. Hiyaa! [Camera falls over] Oh, and how 'bout this?! I get BLANGRY! [Chris grunts, growls, and looks a bit constipated, and then he roars at the camera up close and shakes his fists and PS3 controller] I will call you out, Mr Cush! I AM CALLING YOU OUT! [he holds his fist up to the camera and punches it]

[video cuts to a calmer Chris in a fighting sort of stance]

Come on, trollman. Come out of your trollster's paradise. I'll give you a beatdown. [waving fist at camera] You don't like that? Well... tough cookies! [Chris holds a thumb up to the camera sideways with a "psh" noise, and then he pauses and punches at it again with another "psh" noise]

[the video cuts again to Chris looking pleased with himself, and he appears to be about to say something, but decides against it]

Well Clyde, I'll be calling you out. I know you're in my neck of the woods somewhere, so... just come right on out, and find me. [flashes a victory sign] Peace.

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Videos for trolls

Clyde Cash: Plea to Clyde | Chris Comes Out of the Closet | Vibrator destruction video | The proof | BACK THE FUCK OFF | Secret Weapon | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | YouTube Finale | A CWC Audition | Chris Calls Clyde Out | Sign destruction video | Clyde Cash the kid video | Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris loses it | War paint video | Response to Gregg | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | Apology for doing WTC | No More Jokes | To Clyde and Jack | Don't Mess With Me | I am Clyde Cash | Chris has no creativity | Chris "executes" Clyde

Other trolls: We're Being Watched | Naïve YouTubers | A near public apology | Rollin' and Trollin' | CWC Trollin More | It's UGH! | Chris humps his PS3 | THAT IS MY HOUSE | Forgiveness Blessings | Curse the Trolls | Ultimatum for Vivian | Chris dispels videogame rumors | To Clyde and Jack | Multiple challenge | Asperchu fury | Surfshack Tito | A message to the Trolls | Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! | Chris Drops the N-Bomb | I Pimp My Ride | Chris tells the trolls | Sonichu copyrights | Stardate, August 27, 2010 | ItIsFinished | Anti Troll Movement Video1 | Don't make the Grimace sad | I am Alec Benson Leary | Calling Out videos | Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada

Lady Managers: Doxing Jeff/Francine | Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology. | Update 1/17/2016 | Jeff is Beyond Denounced.

Idea Guys: Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World! | Cherokean Chant | Smashing | Get Out, You D*** Nazis! | Tour of Chris's House III | Chris apologizes to Gwen | Chris slaps himself | Dick Licker; that is I. | One-Hundred! | Chris pleads to stop Cryzel Torture‎ | All Star | Chris lost Crystal | I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms


Clyde vs. Chris

Clyde's Introduction: Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 | Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009 | Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash | Take that Page DOWN NOW! | Clyde Cash the kid video | Secret Weapon | YouTube Finale | Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009

Panda: Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009 |

Julie: Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009 | Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009

Ivy: Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009 | ACWCAudition

Chris vs. Clyde: Challenge for Clyde | Challenge for Clyde II | Chris Loses It | 10242009 | To Clyde Gregg | ClydeGoingOnGregg1 | Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! | Clyde is Weaker than Water | Getting Foam Ed | I AM STRONG | Twin Falling Towers | It will never end | To Clyde and Jack

Jackie: DrainedCreativity


Performances: (Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise | A CWC Audition | Don't Mess With Me | DivineTrial