Chris and fashion

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His sense of fashion wasn't different earlier.

Christian Weston Chandler has a somewhat peculiar taste in fashion. Although he is willing to spend thousands of dollars on video games, action figures, My Little Ponies and sex dolls, Chris is very stingy when it comes to shopping for clothing, which are exclusively purchased at Salvation Army and Goodwill, and therefore the only clothes he owns are clown shirts donated from the circus and undersized striped rugby shirts that have been marinating in his bodily stench and fluids for at least six years.

It is likely that his mother picks out his clothing for him so people will notice the fact that he's "special" and then treat him as such. We all know how that turned out.

Childhood

In his early years Chris set the general tone with many striped polo and tee shirts and khaki pants. The only difference to today is that he sometimes even dared to wear single-colored tee shirts or shirts with his favorite game and television characters on them. The only article of clothing he currently owns that doesn't follow the 'long-sleeved, colorful clown suit' theme is the Pokémon T-shirt that he has owned since he was nineteen. Being yellow, you can imagine how good it looks on him.

Today

Nowadays Chris's clothing consists of:

  • His favorite shirt, a striped/weirdly patterned rugby shirt, which is so tight that it accentuates his voluptuous, manly curves. This is the shirt that Chris almost invariably draws himself wearing in the comics.
  • His medallions or his High School Ring
  • A pair of Pedo-Glasses
  • Jeans (It is likely that he wears womens jeans because they accentuate his rear end to disturbing levels) or khaki slacks.
  • Belt Buckle of Fail
  • Alternatively, a green terrycloth bathrobe with a mismatched (of course) black belt.

Wardrobe

Below is a gallery of most of Chris' wardrobe, along with links to the videos they appeared in:


Hair

Not much interesting can be said about Chris's hair, other than that it could be worse.

Cosplaying Chris

Words can not describe this.

Many sources prove that around 2000 Chris wore an Ash Ketchum costume to anime conventions and Pokémon card battles at the Pokémon League every Saturday. With it, he won a costume contest against 5 kids dressed up as Team Rocket. The prize was a t-shirt.[1]

It is unlikely that Chris still wears that costume, as he probably can't fit in it anymore.

Sauce