Fangs

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SHOW MAH FANGS!.jpg

He has them and isn't afraid to show them.

The Horror

Originally assumed to be yellowish as a result of poor video quality, Chris's fangs are more likely yellowing as a result of the copious amounts of soda he drinks.[1] The fact that he has multiple visible cavities seems to support this, although Chris could just be far too lazy to brush his teeth. What is certain is that the inside of his mouth is even more horrifying than the outside.

Powers

THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES

Chris revealed his fangs by essentially jamming the camera in his mouth. For some reason he thinks this is an effective method of intimidating his enemy. It works, but for reasons other than Chris had intended. Close-ups of Chris's face have always caused people to back away in horror. His mouth is no exception. What he intended to demonstrate is uncertain. Perhaps he hoped his tormentors would fear being bitten. Though this scenario has yet to take place, the resulting wound would no doubt get infected and bestow the recipient with a horrifying disease. So in that respect, they are kind of scary. Or would be if he weren't too housebound to use them.

Interestingly enough, Chris doesn't actually appear to have any canine (also called cuspid) teeth (called "eye-teeth" by Chris[2]). Therefore, the whole threat of his fangs are, once again, an enormous failure.

Chris has since upgraded his arsenal to a pocket knife.

Wisdom Teeth

Chris has had an operation to remove his wisdom teeth. He keeps them in a jar on top of the Megan Shrine and also made a Yu-Gi-Oh! card with them on it. Being the bizarre narcissist that he is, Chris feels the need to immortalize any significant event in his life in some way, be it through short story, comic adaptation, or even custom trading cards. The fact that he finds his removed teeth important enough to think that they would be worth adding to a child's card game says a lot about how rarely Chris leaves his house.

Appearances

  • Sign Destruction Video: On the 6th of December 2009, Chris threatens Vivian Gee by ripping apart a paper sign left in his yard, and then bites his clown's head off with his infected gums. He exposes his yellowed and rotting teeth to the audience, undoubtedly to show off his sugar-encrusted enamel.

Gallery

Sauces

  1. Biological clock
  2. Issue 10 Page 18 "I HAVE FANGS FOR MY EYE-TEETH"

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