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[[Honest Content]] refers to the way [[Chris]] believes that in order to be "honest" you must untactfully give away far too much private and/or personal information about yourself. While honesty may be the best policy, Chris has a poor grasp of what honesty is or when it's inappropriate to be "honest." Worse still, he seems to think the only way to attract a woman is to be unfailingly honest.  
[[Honest Content]] refers to the way [[Chris]] believes that in order to be "honest" you must untactfully give away far too much private and/or personal information about yourself. While honesty may be the best policy, Chris has a poor grasp of what honesty is or when it's inappropriate to be "honest." Worse still, he seems to think the only way to attract a woman is to be unfailingly honest.  


However, Chris will usually not be honest about things that actually warrant it, like [[Chloe|he honestly didn't really go on a date with a girl named Chloe]] or [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|that he was honestly fooled by trolls]] or how he [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|honesty never went to Redmond]]. Likewise, according to [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref> Chris never tells him anything, suggesting that he's not honest with his own father.  
However, Chris will usually not be honest about things that actually warrant it, like [[Chloe|he honestly didn't really go on a date with a girl named Chloe]] or [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|that he was honestly fooled by trolls]] or how he [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|honestly never went to Redmond]]. Likewise, according to [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref> Chris never tells him anything, suggesting that he's not honest with his own father.  


==Origin==
==Origin==
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*[[Mass debating|Masturbation]] habits and how they quell his hormone induced rage.
*[[Mass debating|Masturbation]] habits and how they quell his hormone induced rage.


His honesty, however, isn't limited to the horrible, but also the stupid. When mentioning his name-change, he always credits both [[Chris and Religion|God]] and [[The Bear]], as though anybody gave a shit. Similarly, when talking about Sonic being his childhood hero he always clarifies that his hero was original [[The American Rabbit]]. Whether or not he thinks he'll hurt the Rabbit's feelings if he doesn't make that distinction is unknown.
His honesty, however, isn't limited to the horrible, but also the stupid. When mentioning his name-change, he always credits both [[Chris and Religion|God]] and [[The Bear]], as though anybody gave a shit. Similarly, when talking about Sonic being his childhood hero he always clarifies that his hero was originally [[The American Rabbit]]. Whether or not he thinks he'll hurt the Rabbit's feelings if he doesn't make that distinction is unknown.


==Sauces==
==Sauces==

Revision as of 11:46, 18 October 2009

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Honest Content refers to the way Chris believes that in order to be "honest" you must untactfully give away far too much private and/or personal information about yourself. While honesty may be the best policy, Chris has a poor grasp of what honesty is or when it's inappropriate to be "honest." Worse still, he seems to think the only way to attract a woman is to be unfailingly honest.

However, Chris will usually not be honest about things that actually warrant it, like he honestly didn't really go on a date with a girl named Chloe or that he was honestly fooled by trolls or how he honestly never went to Redmond. Likewise, according to Bob[1] Chris never tells him anything, suggesting that he's not honest with his own father.

Origin

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Rated M for....you know it already

The term "Honest Content" is derived from Chris's DVD which has a parental advisory for "Very Honest Content."

Likewise, it appears as a content descriptor in the ESRB rating for Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles. The game's Honest Content is apparently enough to earn it an M rating (for users 17 and older).

Honesty

Upon meeting you, Chris will be "honest" about his:

His honesty, however, isn't limited to the horrible, but also the stupid. When mentioning his name-change, he always credits both God and The Bear, as though anybody gave a shit. Similarly, when talking about Sonic being his childhood hero he always clarifies that his hero was originally The American Rabbit. Whether or not he thinks he'll hurt the Rabbit's feelings if he doesn't make that distinction is unknown.

Sauces


See also

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Sex: China | Comeuppance | Duck | JULAY | Mass debating | Negligent | Pedofork | Pickle | Recycling | Soul Bonding | Virgin with rage | Virginia is for Virgins | Women's rights

Himself: Biological clock | Butt garments | Captain's Log | Christian Love Day | DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS | Fuzzy-Wuzzies & Prickly-Wicklies | Honest Content | I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD | Monthly tugboat | Muscle bra | Random-access humor | Saga | Scale of Respect | Tomgirl |

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See also: Chris and English | List of phrases Chris copied from media