A fan chat wherein chris is.
Transcript
Chris: *stressed sigh* I guess I gotta try to uh... get back my PSN account. I have to talk with the Playstation people. A-A-Any-But in this-At this point, ah yeah, I will be able to make it into the Mumble tonight.
Max: Why not [barely audible]
Chris: Huh?
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: How come there-I might be a little later... tonight, so basically this will be our chat, yeah, at this point. Probably get my, uh-[interrupted by Max]
Max: [again, what he says in completely inaudible]
Chris: *sigh*
[long pause, presumably Max is talking, but barely anything is heard but a single "But uhh..."]
Chris: Woah. Okay, who took it?
Max: [inaudible again]
Chris: Well, PLEASE tell me who took it.
Max: Shut up [I shoulda?] [inaudible]
Chris: *small sigh*
Chris: *big, stressed sigh* Look, Maaaaaaax... [pause] Ah, Jesus Christ... *sigh* [pause] *sigh again* Well, if I ask you for my PSN back, you're not send m-you're not gonna send Julie here. Just wanna make sure we're understood here. And also, what happened to my-my-I just checked on SonichuandRosechu.com, it's not there!
Max: Alriiight, [inaudible]
Chris: *sigh* Yeah...
Max: [inaudible, but something can be heard from his end]
Chris: *inhales, sighs hard*
[pause]
Chris: *inhales, sighs hard yet again* Alright, I want my-Alright, I want my stuff back. *sigh* [Max probably says something here, but nothing can be heard] Alright, well- Wait, I'm sorry, can ah- Ugh... oh... Oh geez! I'm sorry, I want Julie, I WANT JULIE!
Max: [says SOMETHING]
Chris: *sighs* Look, ah- Uh... Quit messing around!
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: Come on, this is serious!
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: *sigh* Well, look, I'm sorry, I definitely w-
Max: [interrupts, presumably talking about the PSN or Julie deal]
Chris: *sigh* Yes... Yes I accept that.
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: Uh... Jesus Christ...
[Max turns into JULAAAAAYYYYYY]
Julie: [inaudible]
Chris: *sigh* Uh, Julie! I-Uh... Y-Your brother found out that I can get my PSN account back and-and my Yahoo! account back, since uh... well, s-s-since apparently these people have hacked into my PSN and my Wahoo account, and I think-uh... anyway, they made me choose-made me have to make a choice: You or my PSN and my Yahoo! account.
Julie: [probably saying "Did you pick the latter?"]
Chris: No, I chose you.
Julie: [inaudible]
Chris: Yeah... Yeah! Alright-Alright, but listen, Jolie, do me a favor, try to uh-try to get my PSN and Wahoo account back from your brother for me. *sigh*
Julie: [inaudible]
Chris: *sigh*
Julie: So, how are you liking your misery?
Chris: Not easy, but I'd rather have my true love. Yeah.
Julie: [again, inaudible]
Chris: Alright. Yeah.
Julie: [inaudible]
Chris: Alright, well who took it?
Julie: My brother did. [HOORAY I CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE SAID]
Chris: *sigh* That much comes to me at no surprise. [pause] Mmm...
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: Ye- ye- yeah, listen, please. Give me back my, uh, PSN and my Yahoo account.
Max: Hell no, it's mine.
Chris: Well, fine, then send Julie over here, please.
Max: [yet again, inaudible]
Chris: *sigh* Wait, what?
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: *stressed sigh* Yeah, let me talk to Julie, please.
Julie: [inaudible]
Chris: *sigh* Julie. Yeah, he admitted that he did, he did pretty much steal my, uh, PSN, and my Yahoo accounts. My- yeah, your brother, just now. [pause] *sigh* Julie, I want- I lo- I love you and I want you, but also put so much investment in my own Playstation account and uh, Sonichuandrosechu.com.
Julie: [inaudible]
Chris: *sigh* Because he's sending you to me. [pause] Ah, goddamn it. Alright, well, uh, I'll try, well, don't tell Max, but I'll- try to, uh- *stress sigh* I talk to the plays- I'll call Playstation and uh, try to get my PSN account back, and uh, Yahoo as well. [pause] Alright.
Julie: [inaudible]
Chris: Well, I'm disappointed, and I'm saddened.
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: Ahhhhh! Uhh, MAAAAAAAX! NO!
Max: [still inaudible]
Chris: Because it's taken so much- I've invested a whole lot of time and effort into!
Max: [still inaudible]
Chris: Yeah, you're stealing that from me! *very stressed sigh* [pause] *sigh* Look, you want me show you, you want me to show you my book? [pause] Ahh.
Max: [still inaudible]
Chris: No. I was, no I was just, showing-
Max: [inaudible, yelling at Chris]
Chris: No, you asked me to do it and I was just saying I would do that to get my- N-no! [pause] Oh, you were kidding, so, yeah, but yeah, but still, just so you know, I would do that, so- [pause] Alright. Well, I'm not gonna show it- I will not show it to you then. Oh, but seriously, please. Thank you, don't do this to me. I've had a lot of tough- so much bad times in my life. *sigh* Yeah, so I admit, this is, been- this is one of them, but please. Please. Give me back everything.
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: Oh, for, how am I gonna persuade? *sigh* Let's see. I will send, I will, after Julie, I will mail you back a copy, of, uh, Street Fighter 4, after I get in a month, forward.
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: Ahhh, no! No! No! [pause] Look, what do you want? What do you truly want from me?
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: Ahh! No! No! No! No! No! No! Stop it! Stop it! [goes into a screaming tard rage] MAX, YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW YOU BASTARD, STOP IT!!! YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW! YOU'RE REALLY MAKING ME ANGRY!
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: Ok, so you're gonna change everything back to the way it was. *sigh* Just change it all back to everything it was, please. Otherwise I'm gonna get furious again.
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: *sigh* Max, ple- [interrupted by Max] Max, you give me back my account right now! You give me back my account right now!
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: *sigh* Look, I want Julie and I want my, I want my stuff back safe and sound!
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: *sigh* I want Julie. [pause] Yeah, love is my first priority, but then- but then I want my stuff back!
Max: [inaudible]
Chris: [tard rage resumes] AHHH, YOU'RE MAKING ME SO ANGRY!!! [pause] YOU FUCKING SUCK SO HARD!!!
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