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[[Image:Aiko-Chris's New Bird.jpg|thumb|right|I blew up your body... BUT YOU BLEW MY MIND!]] | [[Image:Aiko-Chris's New Bird.jpg|thumb|right|I blew up your body... BUT YOU BLEW MY MIND!]] | ||
[[Image:Kimmi_troll.jpg|thumb|left|Kimmi's final form.]] | [[Image:Kimmi_troll.jpg|thumb|left|Kimmi's final form.]] | ||
{{quote|Kimmi may look shy, but she’s always ready and willing to satisfy your every need! Eager to learn about sex, she’s a Japanese animé girl come to life! She’s about | {{quote|Kimmi may look shy, but she’s always ready and willing to satisfy your every need! Eager to learn about sex, she’s a Japanese [[anime|animé]] girl come to life! She’s about 5' tall with a removable, realistic, life-like 4” deep UR3 vagina to take you and drain you dry. Durable inflatable design. Rescue her, teach her, be her animé hero and lover!|AdamEve.com product description}} | ||
'''Kimmi''' (full name: ''Kimmi the Anime Love Doll'', alternatively known as "''Aiko''" on some sex toy sites, in case you want to shop around) is perhaps the most notorious of [[Christian]]'s [[sex toys]]. Chris has a reputation of dumping girls at a whim, but on | '''Kimmi''' (full name: ''Kimmi the Anime Love Doll'', alternatively known as "''Aiko''" on some sex toy sites, in case you want to shop around) is perhaps the most notorious of [[Christian]]'s [[sex toys]]. Chris has a reputation of dumping girls at a whim, but on 20 [[February 2009]], the entire [[Sonichu]] community was shocked and appalled when they heard the news that Chris had cheated on his only ONE and TRUE love, [[Officer Nasty]], for some Asian slut by the name of Kimmi. | ||
The shocking events were uncovered due to the leaking of the infamous [[sex tape]] - a video so shocking, it made the Paris Hilton sex tapes look like something that would be shown on the Disney | The shocking events were uncovered due to the leaking of the infamous [[sex tape]] - a video so shocking, it made the [[Wikipedia:Paris Hilton|Paris Hilton]] sex tapes look like something that would be shown on the [[Wikipedia:Disney Channel|Disney Channel]]. | ||
Chris stated in [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 10]] that "the doll I was using was not a doll I'd choose right away, because the V-Hole and the A-Hole are linked together, so it's like my duck can go all the way through and stick out its A-Hole." | Chris stated in [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 10]] that "the doll I was using was not a doll I'd choose right away, because the V-Hole and the A-Hole are linked together, so it's like my [[duck]] can go all the way through and stick out its A-Hole." | ||
Needless to say, Kimmi noticed Chris's womanizing traits right away when he constantly referred to her as [[Julie]]. | Needless to say, Kimmi noticed Chris's womanizing traits right away when he constantly referred to her as "[[Julie]]." | ||
After moving on to [[Ivy]], Chris has further abused Kimmi by taping a drawing of Ivy's face to her and profusely slobbering all over it. | After moving on to [[Ivy]], Chris has further abused Kimmi by taping a drawing of Ivy's face to her and profusely slobbering all over it. | ||
Chris's habit of using Kimmi to represent his various e-girlfriends has led many new to the Chris- | Chris's habit of using Kimmi to represent his various e-girlfriends has led many new to the Chris-chan story to believe that Julie/Ivy was, in fact, no more than a sex doll and a voice in Chris's head, rather than the master [[trolls]] they were. | ||
On ''[[The Cleveland Show]]'', it was revealed that [[Wikipedia:List_of_The_Cleveland_Show_characters#Richter_family|Holt Richter]] owned a sex doll named "Kimmi" that he buried near a river. Whether or not it was inspired by this Kimmi is debatable. | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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| “ | Kimmi may look shy, but she’s always ready and willing to satisfy your every need! Eager to learn about sex, she’s a Japanese animé girl come to life! She’s about 5' tall with a removable, realistic, life-like 4” deep UR3 vagina to take you and drain you dry. Durable inflatable design. Rescue her, teach her, be her animé hero and lover! | ” |
| AdamEve.com product description | ||
Kimmi (full name: Kimmi the Anime Love Doll, alternatively known as "Aiko" on some sex toy sites, in case you want to shop around) is perhaps the most notorious of Christian's sex toys. Chris has a reputation of dumping girls at a whim, but on 20 February 2009, the entire Sonichu community was shocked and appalled when they heard the news that Chris had cheated on his only ONE and TRUE love, Officer Nasty, for some Asian slut by the name of Kimmi.
The shocking events were uncovered due to the leaking of the infamous sex tape - a video so shocking, it made the Paris Hilton sex tapes look like something that would be shown on the Disney Channel.
Chris stated in BlueSpike Skype Logs 10 that "the doll I was using was not a doll I'd choose right away, because the V-Hole and the A-Hole are linked together, so it's like my duck can go all the way through and stick out its A-Hole."
Needless to say, Kimmi noticed Chris's womanizing traits right away when he constantly referred to her as "Julie."
After moving on to Ivy, Chris has further abused Kimmi by taping a drawing of Ivy's face to her and profusely slobbering all over it.
Chris's habit of using Kimmi to represent his various e-girlfriends has led many new to the Chris-chan story to believe that Julie/Ivy was, in fact, no more than a sex doll and a voice in Chris's head, rather than the master trolls they were.
On The Cleveland Show, it was revealed that Holt Richter owned a sex doll named "Kimmi" that he buried near a river. Whether or not it was inspired by this Kimmi is debatable.
Gallery
Chris forces Kimmi to undergo cosmetic surgery, changing her outward appearance to that of Ivy
Then proceeds to suck plastic face
Chris apprehends Officer Kimmi
Chris assaulting an on-duty officer
