List of phrases Chris copied from media

It is no secret that Chris spends a healthy portion of his day watching Television shows. His preferences become apparent not only because he will constantly force you to listen to him talk about them, but also because Chris, in his infinite originality likes to take phrases and sentences from shows and use them word by word in his everyday speech. This article attempts to list all of these occurences, especially those he has used repeatedly.

Family Guy, The Cleveland Show or American Dad

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• Source: When referring to Asperchu's inferiority, e.g. Mailbag 41, 42, 43 and 45
  
• Origin: Family guy's "Road to the Multiverse" episode
  
  

Grinds my gears

• Source: The Cwcipedia page on homosexuality, Mailbag 2
  
• Origin: Family Guy's "Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story" episode: Peter gets his own show, "You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?", talking about things that annoy him, or "grind [his] gears"
  

iRitz

• Source: Mailbag 51
• Origin: The Cleveland Show: "Love Rollercoaster" - A joke in which Cleveland is Steve Jobs and invents the edible cellphone, the iRitz.

Rocko's Modern life

Bad luck and extreme misfortune

• Source: Describing the effects of the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha
  
• Origin: "Fortune Cookie": Filburt's fortune cookie reads "Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity"
  

Dragonball

Kamehameha

• Source: The inspiration for Chris's finishing move, the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha
  
• Origin: It's the most famous attack from DragonBall Z
  

Excel Saga

I'm much saltier now

• Source: Chris likes to say this to say that he's less naive about sex than he was in high school thanks to porn.
  
• Origin: Something Excel says to comment on her training.
  

South Park

Breakin' my balls

• Source: Said about something that gives him a lot of stress.
  
• Origin: "Kenny Dies": Cartman tries to start a business selling aborted fetuses to stem cell research laboratories. When making deals over the phone, he says "Ugh, you're breakin' my balls man. Got 'em in a vice grip, here."
  

Shove your ass down your throat and make you eat your underwear

• Source: Threatened Clyde Cash with this line in this video.
  
• Origin: "The Breast Cancer Show Ever": Wendy challenges Cartman to a fight after the latter makes an extremely tasteless breast cancer joke. Cartman, not wanting to fight, tries to talk her out of it, but refuses to apologize for the joke, prompting Wendy to threaten him with this line.