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==February, 1994==
* '''[[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]''' [[Image:video_games.png]] ''February 26th, 1994''<br />Christian wins a contest held in 1993 to promote the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon. Chris is one of the two grand prize winners, who each won a $1000 video game shopping spree.
==May, 1998==
* '''[[Song of Christian]]''' [[Image:rage.png]] ''May 15th, 1998''<br />Chris, at age sixteen, reads a poem for his class. He fails miserably.
==June, 1998==
* '''[[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway]]''' [[Image:video_games.png]] ''June 4th, 1998''<br />Chris films a videos series on his Game Boy Camera.
==October, 1999==
* '''Chris Chan in the PokéNews'''  ''October 16th, 1999''<br />...
==July, 2001==
* '''[[The City of Cwicville Tour!]]'''  ''July 12th, 2001''<br />Chris films a tour of CWCville on his Game Boy camera.
==November, 2003==
* '''[[Animal Crossing Documentary]]''' [[Image:video_games.png]] ''November 22nd, 2003''<br />Chris <s>spends</s> wastes a whole hour giving tours of his two towns in Animal Crossing.
==June, 2004==
* '''[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]''' [[Image:video_games.png]] ''June 7th,2004''<br />Chris makes an anniversary tribute to his two parents in Animal Crossing and provides a valuable background to his parents and how they met in a bar.
==December, 2004==
* '''[[So Need a Cute Girl]]''' [[Image:music.png]] ''December 20th, 2004''<br /> Chris sings the first track of Christian and the Hedgehog Boys.
==February, 2005==
* '''[[Harvey Birdman Commercial]]''' [[Image:comedy.png]] ''February 24th, 2005''<br />Christian enters a competition and attempts to make a commercial for the ''Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law'' Vol. 1 DVD set
==November, 2006==
* '''[[Pixelated PS3]]''' [[Image:video_games.png]]<br />''November 28th, 2006'' Chris enters a Robot Chicken's competition, ''"What would you do for a PS3?"''
==February, 2007==
* '''C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics''' ''February 24th, 2007''<br />...
* '''[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]''' [[Image:reason.png]] ''February 24th, 2007''<br />In celebration of his milestone 25th birthday, Chris pro-actively delivers his manifesto, and also summarises the lessons he has learned in his life and how they should be applied.
==June, 2007==
* '''[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]''' [[Image:music.png]] [[Image:video_games.png]] [[Image:comedy.png]] [[Image:stackhouse_saga.png]] ''June, 2007''<br />Chris does a rap for ''PaRappa the Rapper's Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown competition''. Adam Stackhouse wins.
==August, 2007==
* '''[[CWC is Angry]]''' [[Image:rage.png]] [[Image:stackhouse_saga.png]] ''August, 2007''<br />Chris shoots a photo of Adam Stackhouse to prove how angry he is.
==November, 2007==
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]''' [[Image:reason.png]] [[Image:ed_saga.png]]<br />In the first YouTube video posted by Christian since the launch of his Encyclopedia Dramatica page, Christian assumes the ED contributors have simply misunderstood him and his work, and attempts to re-introduce himself so that things can start over on the right foot.
==August, 2008==
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]''' [[Image:rage.png]][[Image:ed_saga.png]]<br />After months of trying to either ignore or edit the Encyclopedia Dramatica page, Christian explodes with fury in this video.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008]]''' [[Image:comics.png]][[Image:ed_saga.png]]<br />Chris, believing that a vast online Sonichu fan base exists to serve as his personal army, addresses only those Sonichu fans who do not hate him, telling them to send hate e-mail to Jason Kendrick Howell until the Encyclopedia Dramatica page is deleted, so that he can work on Sonichu comics in peace.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008]]''' [[Image:comics.png]][[Image:ed_saga.png]]<br />Christian realises that Encyclopedia Dramatica is down, and commands his followers to withhold donations for a new server.  To sweeten the deal he provides a sneak preview of the long-awaited Sonichu 7.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008]]''' [[Image:ed_saga.png]]<br />In this video Chris concedes that Encyclopedia Dramatica has successfully raised the funds needed to remain operation, despite his best efforts, although he does not really admit failure in his campaign. 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008]]''' [[Image:video_games.png]]<br />Chris makes an extra long video to discuss the upcoming Sonichu video game by JK Productions, which, he would later discover was an elaborate prank.
==September, 2008==
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008]]''' [[Image:tragedy.png]][[Image:blanca_saga.png]][[Image:hill_saga.png]]<br />Chris realises Blanca is a troll after nudes are leaked. He also asks his fans not to buy the fake Jimmy Hill merchandise.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008]]''' [[Image:video_games.png]][[Image:blanca_saga.png]][[Image:hill_saga.png]][[Image:miyamoto_saga.png]]<br />Chris now insists that Blanca is real and  not responsible for tricking him.  Chris goes on to inform his fans of bootleg Sonichu merchandise sold by Jimmy Hill, and calls for a boycott.  Chris also gives an update on the progress of the Sonichu video game.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008]]''' [[Image:stackhouse_saga.png]]<br />After nearly two weeks of near-total silence following the 9/11 attacks, Christian decides it is necessary to assure his fans that he has not committed suicide. He also implores his fans not to persecute Adam Stackhouse, as Christian himself has found it in his heart to forgive him for cheating in the Chop Chop Onion's Rap Showdown contest.
==October, 2008==
* '''[[We're Being Watched]]''' - October 8th [[Image:blanca_saga.png]] <br /> Chris attempts to mimic Aeon Flux stating that Blanca was real.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008]]''' [[Image:blanca_saga.png]]<br />Christian issues a statement regarding the revelation that the trolls acting as Blanca have obtained his Sonichu medallion. He admits to having sent Blanca the medallion, but claims she has already returned it and that he has modified it to make it more difficult for trolls to make unofficial copies.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008]]''' [[Image:video_games.png]][[Image:hill_saga.png]]<br />Chris instructs fans to look out for Sonichu characters on Little Big Planet and reiterates that the Jimmy Hill merchandise is not official.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008]]''' [[Image:tragedy.png]][[Image:blanca_saga.png]][[Image:hill_saga.png]]<br />Christian issues a statement on Blanca breaking up with him over the photo of himself wearing his mother's underwear. He also takes time to complain about rickyricardo123 stealing his medallion and Jimmy Hill plagiarizing his Sonichu.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008]]'''<br />In an effort to get the heart-shattered Chris back in the mood to draw comics and post videos, the #sonichu chatroom convinced him to do a Q&A session, answering questions from his fans. This clip is perhaps best remembered for Christian's mockery of trolls who act like girls, which is ironic coming from a man who has worn his mother's underwear.
==December, 2008==
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008]]''' [[Image:video_games.png]][[Image:comics.png]]<br />Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 is Chris's first video log in over two months to thank his fans for helping him win a gift card in the GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes, offers condolences to the family of Ryan Cash, and vows to complete the long-awaited Spring Break story for Sonichu 8.
==January, 2009==
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009]]''' [[Image:video_games.png]][[Image:miyamoto_saga.png]]<br />Christian announces that a deal has been made with Nintendo of America to introduce Sonichu and Rosechu as characters in the new Animal Crossing: City Folk game, although he seems to believe that early versions of these characters have somehow escaped into the internet.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009]]''' [[Image:website.png]][[Image:rage.png]]<br />Christian issues a statement announcing the hacking of sonichu.net by Gregg Mays, demanding that the site be restored.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009]]''' [[Image:homos.png]]<br />Frustrated with accusations that he is gay, Chris attempts to set the record straight once and for all. He holds up a relatively tame picture of Britney Spears, apparently thinking that owning magazines with sexy photos of women in them is proof of his heterosexuality.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009]]''' [[Image:ed_saga.png]][[Image:miyamoto_saga.png]]<br />Possibly under pressure from Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé, Christian uploads this video to deny his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica as officially as possible. He also forbids everyone from looking at it.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009]]''' [[Image:homos.png]][[Image:rage.png]]<br />Christian issues a scathing statement concerning hackers who used his email account to send messages to dozens of people saying Christian has come out of the closet. He denies this outrageous claim and proves his heterosexuality by stomping on the vibrator he has owned for years.
* '''[[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash]]''' - January 19th [[Image:Reason.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]]<br />Christian begs Clyde Cash to stop torturing him for revenge over his brother's suicide.  He suggests Clyde just get over it, and compares the death of Ryan cash to the death of [[Patti Chandler|his dog]].
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009]]''' [[Image:website.png]]<br />Christian announces that sonichu.info, the site he created just days ago following the hacking of sonichu.net has also been hacked. He promises his fans (especially the female ones) that he will restore his true website soon.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009]]''' [[Image:miyamoto_saga.png]]<br />After weeks of talking about collaborating with Shigeru Miyamoto, Christian disappeared from the internet for several days around the time that he was scheduled to meet with Miyamoto in Redmond, Washington. Speculation grew that Christian was actually attempting to make this cross-country journey, until he finally posted this video, claiming to have just returned. Somehow you can just tell he hasn't even left his house since his last video.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009]]''' [[Image:homos.png]][[Image:rage.png]][[Image:miyamoto_saga.png]]<br />Chris retracts his January 26 statement about having flown to Nintendo of America headquarters to meet Shigeru Miyamoto. He also angrily responds to Reggie Fils-Aimé and his complaint about a panty shot in Chris's PowerPoint presentation, a complaint Chris distorts into false allegations of nudity and characterizes as a general opposition to heterosexuality.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009]]''' [[Image:miyamoto_saga.png]]<br />Chris retracts his 30 January retraction of his 26 January retraction, and apologizes for his unprofessional behavior toward Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé. He then begs and pleads for Miyamoto and Fils-Aimé to merely postpone the Sonichu video game project indefinitely, rather than cancel it outright.
==February, 2009==
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009]]''' [[Image:homos.png]][[Image:julie_saga.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]]<br />Threatening Julie with harm, Clyde Cash demanded that Chris come out of the closet on YouTube in exchange for her safety. Ambivalent about how to handle the situation, Chris posts a video in which he filibusters for nearly three minutes and finally declares himself to be a "Gaybian".
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009]]''' [[Image:homos.png]][[Image:julie_saga.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]]<br />Christian explains why he had to make the two videos suggesting that he was gay, in order to satisfy an agreement with Clyde Cash. He then attempts to honor another agreement with Clyde by destroying his vibrator.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009]]''' [[Image:homos.png]][[Image:Panda_saga.png]][[Image:julie_saga.png]]<br />In this video, Chris briefly recaps his previous videos, announces a new website, and speculates that PandaHalo may have been killed in the Australian Bushfires.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009]]''' [[Image:video_games.png]][[Image:miyamoto_saga.png]][[Image:julie_saga.png]]<br />Chris shows off his bedroom floor, in a bid to demonstrate to Clyde Cash that he has fulfilled his end of their agreement. Chris then follows up by reading a letter from Nintendo of America, responding to his private query about his negotiations with Shigeru Miyamoto.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009]]''' [[Image:homos.png]]<br />Chris opens by explaining that he's just finished filming a dedication for one of his sweetest Sonichu Girls. He doesn't name this female fan, but it's nevertheless clear that he's referring to Sarah May. Chris goes on to apologize for having ever said that he hates all gays.
* '''[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]''' - February 20th [[Image:sex.png]][[Image:julie_saga.png]]<br /> JULAYYYY
==March, 2009==
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009]]''' [[Image:tragedy.png]][[Image:julie_saga.png]]<br />Chris, visibly distraught after the outing of Julie, explains that he has been under a lot of stress lately. He tells his fans to not believe the trolls, and yet, they shouldn't believe him, since he's not wearing his medallion.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]]''' [[Image:homos.png]]<br />Chris sees the March 8 episode of Family Guy, "Family Gay" in which Peter Griffin becomes homosexual and Stewie cites Leviticus 18:22 in opposition of this development.In other developments, Chris is hard at work on a new Sonichu medallion, and he publicly announces that he is withdrawing from the internet as a front in his Love Quest.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]]''' [[Image:comics.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]]<br />Chris explains a few recent happenings, or lack thereof. He expresses his hope that he'll win some Eye of Judgment tournament and get some special cards. He then goes on to make excuses for his predictable delays in turning out any new comic pages, and he makes a brief shout-out to Ivy.
* '''[[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]''' - March 26th [[Image:music.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]]<br /> Chris makes a "music video" to the song "Holding Out For a Hero" for Ivy. He also shows off new comic pictures in the process.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009]]''' [[Image:comics.png]]<br />Chris threatens to withhold comics from his fans if trolls refuse to leave Megan alone.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009]]''' [[Image:rage.png]]<br />Outraged over the leaking of secret information that he undoubtedly freely distributed to some stranger on the internet, Chris blows his stack and expresses his outrage in the only outlet he has--yelling empty threats and dirty words on the YouTube.
* '''[[Chris Sings Lovin' You]]''' - March 29th [[Image:music.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]]<br />In what is perhaps Chris's creepiest video to date, Chris delivers a short speech to Ivy and shows a few pictures.  Chris's poor rendition of Lovin' You is sung in the background throughout. 
* '''[[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora]]'''- March 30th [[Image:music.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]]<br />Christian gives a prepared speech about the importance of flatulence, and then sings about farting.
* '''[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]''' - March 30th [[Image:rage.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]]<br />Christian rages against his ED page, and then abuses a doll with a picture of Clyde Cash attached to its face.
* '''[[Secret Weapon]]''' - March 30th [[Image:comedy.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]]<br />Chris makes fun of Clyde Cash based on his "mugshot" (actually a picture of Lee Hotti).
* '''[[YouTube Finale]]''' - March 30th [[Image:Clyde saga.png]]<br /> Chris calls out to Clyde Cash again, threatening to beat him up. At the same time, he decides to withdraw from the YouTube scene... for now.
==April, 2009==
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009]]''' [[Image:website.png]]<br />Chris posts his video on his new YouTube account, a week after saying he's leaving YouTube. He also announces his new website, http://www.cwcville.com.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate Easter Sunday, 2009]]''' [[Image:website.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]]<br />Chris announces the recent changes to cwcville.com, and lets his sweetheart Ivy know that he loves her.
* '''[[ACWCAudition]]''' - April 16th [[Image:comedy.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]]<br /> Chris video tapes himself in an audition with "[[Vanessa Hudgens]]".
* '''[[April 16 Fetish Vids]]''' - April 16th [[Image:sex.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]]<br /> Three videos that were leaked, showing Chris drinking his own semen, spanking himself, and dancing naked in the shower.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 17th, 2009]]''' [[Image:tragedy.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]]<br />Chris apologizes to Ivy for cheating on her with Vanessa Hudgens with complete insincerity.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009]]''' [[Image:rage.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]]<br />After a nearly week-long silence, Chris finally speaks up again, this time calling out Clyde Cash.
* '''[[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"]]''' - April 24th [[Image:music.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]]<br /> Chris does another music video, this time to "It's All Coming Back To Me" by Celine Dion, to his and Ivy's wedding.
* '''[[I Got A Fish]]''' - April 27th [[Image:comedy.png]][[Image:music.png]]<br /> Chris gayly sings and dances.
* '''[[Power]]''' - April 27th [[Image:comedy.png]]<br /> Chris shows how "strong" he is.
* '''[[CWCFlyingElephants]]''' - April 27th [[Image:crazy.png]]<br /> Chris runs around in his room, naked, screaming [[random access humor|whatever comes to his mind]].
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]''' [[Image:reason.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]]<br />In this set of videos, Chris addresses the 16 April release of video and pictures and admits what was already obvious--that the woman for whom he made the sex videos is Ivy.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 29th, 2009]]''' [[Image:comics.png]]<br />Chris apologizes for delays in any new comics and then leaves for a haircut.
==May, 2009==
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009]]'''<br />Chris urges the Sonichu and Rosechu fanbase to keep up his Wikipedia page after it was deleted by Wikipedia Admins so that no more vicious lies and slander will spread about him on the internet.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]''' [[Image:website.png]]<br />Chris explains that he has closed the cwcville.com domain and has no plans to reopen it in the near future. He also notes he won't be making as many videos in the future. He seems surprisingly cognizant of the fact that if he stops producing content on the internet then the trolls will have no new material to use against him.
==June, 2009==
* '''[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]''' - June 15th [[Image:homos.png]][[Image:music.png]]<br /> Chris sings his own version of the song "Don't Trust Them New [[niggos|Niggas]] Over There", replacing "Niggas" with "Homos"
==July, 2009==
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009]]'''<br />Chris denies that he was responsible for the untimely death of CWCville Mayor Billy Mays. He also mentions that he's continuing his Love Quest and that he will finish the long-awaited Sonichu Comic.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009]]'''<br />Chris dispels myths that he has a Death Note. He also goes on a bit more on how he didn't kill Billy Mays, and that he shouldn't be considered a scapegoat.
* '''[[The July 10th Messages]]''' - July 10th [[Image:rage.png]]<br /> Chris calls out three people, insulting them and spitting out death threats. These videos would lead to Chris' then-current YouTube account to be shut down.
* '''[[A near public apology]]''' - July 11th [[Image:reason.png]]<br /> Chris NEARLY apologizes for the last videos
* '''[[Rollin' and Trollin']]''' - July 17th [[Image:Comedy.png]]<br /> Chris gives a tour of CWCville, the proclaims that he has been trolling everyone from the start. This would lead to the appearance of Liquid Chris
* '''[[CWC Trollin More]]''' - July 19th [[Image:Comedy.png]]<br /> Chris proclaims that he is, indeed, a fat, jobless, slob of a manchild.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009]]''' [[Image:liquid_saga.png]]<br />Chris protests the beloved YouTube Chris-chan impersonator, CChanSonichuCWC.
* '''[[It's UGH!]]''' - July 24th [[Image:homos.png]][[Image:music.png]]<br /> Chris sings "It's Okay To Be Gay".
* '''[[Cwc dare]]''' - July 24th [[Image:homos.png]][[Image:music.png]]<br /> Chris sings Stan Bush's "Dare".
* '''[[Chris humps his PS3]]''' - July 24th [[Image:sex.png]][[Image:Comedy.png]]<br /> Chris humps his PS3 for 8 minutes.
* '''[[CWC "Boyfriend"]]''' - July 25th [[Image:music.png]]<br /> Chris sings his own version of Avril Lavrine's "Girlfriend".
* '''[[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands Or Buts]]''' - July 26th [[Image:Comics.png]][[Image:liquid_saga.png]]<br /> Chris attempts to prove that he, not Liquid Chris, is the real Christian Weston Chandler.
* '''[[CWC More Than A Feeling]]''' - July 29th [[Image:music.png]]<br /> Chris "Guitar Hero"'s to "More Than A Feeling".
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009]]'''<br />In this video Chris explains that he is a troll trolling trolls.
==August, 2009==
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009]]''' [[Image:liquid_saga.png]]<br />Chris comes upon a "revelation" concerning why he is trolled.
* '''[[CWC - Exposing Jeff]]''' - August 4th [[Image:liquid_saga.png]]<br /> Chris reveals Liquid Chris's "real name"
* '''[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]''' - August 6th [[Image:rage.png]][[Image:liquid_saga.png]]<br /> Chris demands that Liquid Chris sing the full-length of the final song and tells people he is not "Ian Brandon SOMETHING!"
* '''[[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]]''' - August 9th [[Image:reason.png]][[Image:liquid_saga.png]]<br /> Chris tells Liquid Chris to stand down or he would call the police for "stealing" his identity.
* '''[[LOOK at the truth!]]''' - August 10th [[Image:liquid_saga.png]]<br /> Chris uses his old artwork to prove he is the real CWC.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009]]''' [[Image:fanart.png]]<br />Chris expresses his disgust about the recent wave of fanart sent to him.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 13th, 2009]]''' [[Image:liquid_saga.png]]<br />Chris addresses the current state of the SingStar Challenge competition, declaring it, as of this date, currently ongoing.
* '''[[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!]]''' - August 14th [[Image:rage.png]][[Image:liquid_saga.png]]<br /> When Liquid Chris declares himself the winner, moving on to make Sonichu into a multimedia franchise and marrying his girl friend, Chris blows his lid.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 16th, 2009]]''' [[Image:video_games.png]][[Image:liquid_saga.png]]<br />Chris speaks about his opinions of Guitar Hero and Rock Band, and addresses the kidnapping of CChanSonichuCWC.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 18th, 2009]]''' [[Image:rage.png]]<br />Chris deals out some Forgiveness Blessings and Curse-ye-ha-me-has.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009]]''' [[Image:comics.png]][[Image:website.png]]<br />Chris announces his DeviantArt account as an alternative site for viewing his comic pages during the outage of Cwcipedia. He also claims that trolls are assuming his identity in attempts to trick various "companies," and that this will not succeed.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 22nd, 2009]]''' [[Image:music.png]]<br />Chris sings Arethra Franklin's "Respect," demanding people not only respect him but also praise him.
* '''[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]''' - August 27th [[Image:rage.png]]<br /> Chris demands that the videos of his house he put up just five months earlier be taken down or he's in trouble. In the uncut version, [[Bob Chandler]] makes an appearance, revealing why he wants the videos down.
* '''[[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls]]''' - August 29th [[Image:reason.png]]<br /> Chris proclaims himself a hypocrite as he vows that the trolls will go to Hell for mocking him, along with the homos.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009]]'''<br />Christian Weston Chandler claims to have not received any boxes from the USPS or UPS. He then goes on to prove he's completely insane by taking on a second personality: Christopher.
==September, 2009==
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009]]''' [[Image:rage.png]]<br />Chris thanks Vivian for his Bob's birthday present and also shows his displeasure at Vivian wanting to put the audiobooks on DVD and sell them, demanding that she remove all the videos and shut down her account before she can regain his respect again.
* '''[[Sign Destruction Video]]''' - September 6th [[Image:rage.png]]<br /> Chris shows his displeasure of Vivian's refusal to remove the videos by destroying the sign that was put on his front yard months earlier.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 10th, 2009]]''' [[Image:video_games.png]]<br />Chris utterly dismisses a possible interview with Veronica Belmont of Playstation Magazine Europe as a troll, continuing to display his utter paranoia and control over what he wants to do and how he wants it.
* '''[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]''' - September 13th [[Image:video_games.png]]<br /> Chris proclaims that SEGA's Project Needlemouse game is NOT a Sonichu game.
* '''[[Clyde Cash the kid video]]''' - September 16th [[Image:reason.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]]<br /> Chris wants his fans to call the cops on Clyde Cash, who he thinks is also Gregg Mays AND a elementary school kid!
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 19th, 2009]]'''<br />Chris addresses a troll who is selling fake Sonichu merchandise.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 25th, 2009]]'''<br />Chris addresses fake websites and unofficial Sonichu merchandise.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009]]''' [[Image:Clyde saga.png]]<br />Chris's claims of a "Director's Cut" version of the DVD. He also claims Gregg Mays and Clyde Cash to be one and the same.
==October, 2009==
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2009]]'''<br />Chris states that Barbara does not have AIDS, that he is straight, and that the trolls should grow up.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009]]''' [[Image:homos.png]]<br />Chris tries to use his drawing of himself having sex with three women as evidence against allegations that he's a homosexual.
* '''[[10112009]]''' [[Image:rage.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]]<br />Christian calls out Greg Mays/Clyde Cash for torturing his friends, then attempts to demonstrate how good of a fighter he is by punching a book, and then his own face.
* '''[[Chris Loses It]]''' [[Image:crazy.png]]<br />A bizarre video in which Chris shouts to himself in the darkness, falls of a chair, and throws things at his camera.
* '''[[10142009|Calling out Gregg Mays -Again.]]''' [[Image:Reason.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]]<br />Chris tells [[Clyde Cash]]/[[Gregg Mays]] to come out of hiding and fight him man-to-man.
* '''[[War Paint Video]]'''  [[Image:crazy.png]]<br />Chris unburies the <del>tomahawk</del> toy gun he used to shoot at the Adam Stackhouse photo, and calls a war-curse upon the trolls by his alleged Cherokee ancestry.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009]]''' [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] <br />Chris makes note of the return of [[CChanSonichuCWC]] to [[Youtube]] after being kidnapped and abandoned in the Sahara Desert.
* '''[[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud]]''' [[Image:video_games.png]]<br/>Chris playing Guitar Hero on an expensive flat TV. On easy.
* '''[[Brutal Legend]]''' [[Image:video_games.png]]<br/>Chris ''presumably'' plugs ''Brütal Legend''. We have no way of knowing, as the video has no sound.
* '''[[Brutal Legend Plus]]''' [[Image:comedy.png]][[Image:video_games.png]][[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] <br/>Chris uploads another version of the previous video with sound this time, albeit with several skips due to [[PSEye]] neglect.  He does indeed plug the game ''Brütal Legend'' and also takes a moment to hypocritically ridicule [[trolls]]. 
* '''[[Addressing Liquid]]''' [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] <br/>Chris, still seriously suffering from crappywebcamitis, lists a whole bunch of adjectives that don't really describe him.
* '''[[I Love You Kacey]]''' [[Image:Reason.png]] [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] <br/>Thinking he may still have a chance at banging Liquid's girlfriend (after duping her in an attempt to get laid), Chris pours his heart out to her.  Being the unselfish gentleman that he is, he also gives her express permission to date whoever she wants.
* '''[[10242009]]''' [[Image:rage.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] <br/>Chris delivers a brief message to [[Gregg Mays]] to let him know he is not scared of him.
* '''[[10252009 For Kacey]]''' [[Image:Reason.png]] [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] <br/>Chris belches out-er-belts out another confession of love for <s>[[Kacey]]</s> possible [[china]].
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February, 1994

  • Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes Video games.png February 26th, 1994
    Christian wins a contest held in 1993 to promote the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon. Chris is one of the two grand prize winners, who each won a $1000 video game shopping spree.

May, 1998

  • Song of Christian Rage.png May 15th, 1998
    Chris, at age sixteen, reads a poem for his class. He fails miserably.

June, 1998

October, 1999

  • Chris Chan in the PokéNews October 16th, 1999
    ...

July, 2001

November, 2003

June, 2004

  • The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special Video games.png June 7th,2004
    Chris makes an anniversary tribute to his two parents in Animal Crossing and provides a valuable background to his parents and how they met in a bar.

December, 2004

  • So Need a Cute Girl Music.png December 20th, 2004
    Chris sings the first track of Christian and the Hedgehog Boys.

February, 2005

  • Harvey Birdman Commercial Comedy.png February 24th, 2005
    Christian enters a competition and attempts to make a commercial for the Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law Vol. 1 DVD set

November, 2006

  • Pixelated PS3 Video games.png
    November 28th, 2006 Chris enters a Robot Chicken's competition, "What would you do for a PS3?"

February, 2007

  • C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics February 24th, 2007
    ...
  • Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE Reason.png February 24th, 2007
    In celebration of his milestone 25th birthday, Chris pro-actively delivers his manifesto, and also summarises the lessons he has learned in his life and how they should be applied.

June, 2007

August, 2007

  • CWC is Angry Rage.png Stackhouse saga.png August, 2007
    Chris shoots a photo of Adam Stackhouse to prove how angry he is.

November, 2007

  • Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007 Reason.png Ed saga.png
    In the first YouTube video posted by Christian since the launch of his Encyclopedia Dramatica page, Christian assumes the ED contributors have simply misunderstood him and his work, and attempts to re-introduce himself so that things can start over on the right foot.

August, 2008

  • Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008 Comics.pngEd saga.png
    Chris, believing that a vast online Sonichu fan base exists to serve as his personal army, addresses only those Sonichu fans who do not hate him, telling them to send hate e-mail to Jason Kendrick Howell until the Encyclopedia Dramatica page is deleted, so that he can work on Sonichu comics in peace.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008 Comics.pngEd saga.png
    Christian realises that Encyclopedia Dramatica is down, and commands his followers to withhold donations for a new server. To sweeten the deal he provides a sneak preview of the long-awaited Sonichu 7.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008 Ed saga.png
    In this video Chris concedes that Encyclopedia Dramatica has successfully raised the funds needed to remain operation, despite his best efforts, although he does not really admit failure in his campaign.

September, 2008

  • Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008 Video games.pngBlanca saga.pngHill saga.pngMiyamoto saga.png
    Chris now insists that Blanca is real and not responsible for tricking him. Chris goes on to inform his fans of bootleg Sonichu merchandise sold by Jimmy Hill, and calls for a boycott. Chris also gives an update on the progress of the Sonichu video game.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008 Stackhouse saga.png
    After nearly two weeks of near-total silence following the 9/11 attacks, Christian decides it is necessary to assure his fans that he has not committed suicide. He also implores his fans not to persecute Adam Stackhouse, as Christian himself has found it in his heart to forgive him for cheating in the Chop Chop Onion's Rap Showdown contest.

October, 2008

  • We're Being Watched - October 8th Blanca saga.png
    Chris attempts to mimic Aeon Flux stating that Blanca was real.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008 Blanca saga.png
    Christian issues a statement regarding the revelation that the trolls acting as Blanca have obtained his Sonichu medallion. He admits to having sent Blanca the medallion, but claims she has already returned it and that he has modified it to make it more difficult for trolls to make unofficial copies.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008 Tragedy.pngBlanca saga.pngHill saga.png
    Christian issues a statement on Blanca breaking up with him over the photo of himself wearing his mother's underwear. He also takes time to complain about rickyricardo123 stealing his medallion and Jimmy Hill plagiarizing his Sonichu.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008
    In an effort to get the heart-shattered Chris back in the mood to draw comics and post videos, the #sonichu chatroom convinced him to do a Q&A session, answering questions from his fans. This clip is perhaps best remembered for Christian's mockery of trolls who act like girls, which is ironic coming from a man who has worn his mother's underwear.

December, 2008

  • Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 Video games.pngComics.png
    Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 is Chris's first video log in over two months to thank his fans for helping him win a gift card in the GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes, offers condolences to the family of Ryan Cash, and vows to complete the long-awaited Spring Break story for Sonichu 8.

January, 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009 Video games.pngMiyamoto saga.png
    Christian announces that a deal has been made with Nintendo of America to introduce Sonichu and Rosechu as characters in the new Animal Crossing: City Folk game, although he seems to believe that early versions of these characters have somehow escaped into the internet.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009 File:Homos.png
    Frustrated with accusations that he is gay, Chris attempts to set the record straight once and for all. He holds up a relatively tame picture of Britney Spears, apparently thinking that owning magazines with sexy photos of women in them is proof of his heterosexuality.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009 Ed saga.pngMiyamoto saga.png
    Possibly under pressure from Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé, Christian uploads this video to deny his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica as officially as possible. He also forbids everyone from looking at it.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009 File:Homos.pngRage.png
    Christian issues a scathing statement concerning hackers who used his email account to send messages to dozens of people saying Christian has come out of the closet. He denies this outrageous claim and proves his heterosexuality by stomping on the vibrator he has owned for years.
  • Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash - January 19th Reason.png Clyde saga.png
    Christian begs Clyde Cash to stop torturing him for revenge over his brother's suicide. He suggests Clyde just get over it, and compares the death of Ryan cash to the death of his dog.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009 Website.png
    Christian announces that sonichu.info, the site he created just days ago following the hacking of sonichu.net has also been hacked. He promises his fans (especially the female ones) that he will restore his true website soon.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009 Miyamoto saga.png
    After weeks of talking about collaborating with Shigeru Miyamoto, Christian disappeared from the internet for several days around the time that he was scheduled to meet with Miyamoto in Redmond, Washington. Speculation grew that Christian was actually attempting to make this cross-country journey, until he finally posted this video, claiming to have just returned. Somehow you can just tell he hasn't even left his house since his last video.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009 File:Homos.pngRage.pngMiyamoto saga.png
    Chris retracts his January 26 statement about having flown to Nintendo of America headquarters to meet Shigeru Miyamoto. He also angrily responds to Reggie Fils-Aimé and his complaint about a panty shot in Chris's PowerPoint presentation, a complaint Chris distorts into false allegations of nudity and characterizes as a general opposition to heterosexuality.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009 Miyamoto saga.png
    Chris retracts his 30 January retraction of his 26 January retraction, and apologizes for his unprofessional behavior toward Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé. He then begs and pleads for Miyamoto and Fils-Aimé to merely postpone the Sonichu video game project indefinitely, rather than cancel it outright.

February, 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009 File:Homos.pngJulie saga.png Clyde saga.png
    Threatening Julie with harm, Clyde Cash demanded that Chris come out of the closet on YouTube in exchange for her safety. Ambivalent about how to handle the situation, Chris posts a video in which he filibusters for nearly three minutes and finally declares himself to be a "Gaybian".
  • Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009 Video games.pngMiyamoto saga.pngJulie saga.png
    Chris shows off his bedroom floor, in a bid to demonstrate to Clyde Cash that he has fulfilled his end of their agreement. Chris then follows up by reading a letter from Nintendo of America, responding to his private query about his negotiations with Shigeru Miyamoto.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009 File:Homos.png
    Chris opens by explaining that he's just finished filming a dedication for one of his sweetest Sonichu Girls. He doesn't name this female fan, but it's nevertheless clear that he's referring to Sarah May. Chris goes on to apologize for having ever said that he hates all gays.

March, 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009 Tragedy.pngJulie saga.png
    Chris, visibly distraught after the outing of Julie, explains that he has been under a lot of stress lately. He tells his fans to not believe the trolls, and yet, they shouldn't believe him, since he's not wearing his medallion.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009 File:Homos.png
    Chris sees the March 8 episode of Family Guy, "Family Gay" in which Peter Griffin becomes homosexual and Stewie cites Leviticus 18:22 in opposition of this development.In other developments, Chris is hard at work on a new Sonichu medallion, and he publicly announces that he is withdrawing from the internet as a front in his Love Quest.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009 Comics.pngIvy saga.png
    Chris explains a few recent happenings, or lack thereof. He expresses his hope that he'll win some Eye of Judgment tournament and get some special cards. He then goes on to make excuses for his predictable delays in turning out any new comic pages, and he makes a brief shout-out to Ivy.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009 Rage.png
    Outraged over the leaking of secret information that he undoubtedly freely distributed to some stranger on the internet, Chris blows his stack and expresses his outrage in the only outlet he has--yelling empty threats and dirty words on the YouTube.
  • Chris Sings Lovin' You - March 29th Music.pngIvy saga.png
    In what is perhaps Chris's creepiest video to date, Chris delivers a short speech to Ivy and shows a few pictures. Chris's poor rendition of Lovin' You is sung in the background throughout.
  • Take that Page DOWN NOW! - March 30th Rage.png Clyde saga.png
    Christian rages against his ED page, and then abuses a doll with a picture of Clyde Cash attached to its face.
  • Secret Weapon - March 30th Comedy.png Clyde saga.png
    Chris makes fun of Clyde Cash based on his "mugshot" (actually a picture of Lee Hotti).
  • YouTube Finale - March 30th Clyde saga.png
    Chris calls out to Clyde Cash again, threatening to beat him up. At the same time, he decides to withdraw from the YouTube scene... for now.

April, 2009

  • April 16 Fetish Vids - April 16th File:Sex.pngIvy saga.png
    Three videos that were leaked, showing Chris drinking his own semen, spanking himself, and dancing naked in the shower.
  • Power - April 27th Comedy.png
    Chris shows how "strong" he is.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009 Reason.pngIvy saga.png
    In this set of videos, Chris addresses the 16 April release of video and pictures and admits what was already obvious--that the woman for whom he made the sex videos is Ivy.

May, 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009
    Chris urges the Sonichu and Rosechu fanbase to keep up his Wikipedia page after it was deleted by Wikipedia Admins so that no more vicious lies and slander will spread about him on the internet.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009 Website.png
    Chris explains that he has closed the cwcville.com domain and has no plans to reopen it in the near future. He also notes he won't be making as many videos in the future. He seems surprisingly cognizant of the fact that if he stops producing content on the internet then the trolls will have no new material to use against him.

June, 2009

July, 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009
    Chris denies that he was responsible for the untimely death of CWCville Mayor Billy Mays. He also mentions that he's continuing his Love Quest and that he will finish the long-awaited Sonichu Comic.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009
    Chris dispels myths that he has a Death Note. He also goes on a bit more on how he didn't kill Billy Mays, and that he shouldn't be considered a scapegoat.
  • The July 10th Messages - July 10th Rage.png
    Chris calls out three people, insulting them and spitting out death threats. These videos would lead to Chris' then-current YouTube account to be shut down.
  • Rollin' and Trollin' - July 17th Comedy.png
    Chris gives a tour of CWCville, the proclaims that he has been trolling everyone from the start. This would lead to the appearance of Liquid Chris
  • CWC Trollin More - July 19th Comedy.png
    Chris proclaims that he is, indeed, a fat, jobless, slob of a manchild.
  • CWC "Boyfriend" - July 25th Music.png
    Chris sings his own version of Avril Lavrine's "Girlfriend".

August, 2009

  • CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!! - August 6th Rage.pngLiquid saga.png
    Chris demands that Liquid Chris sing the full-length of the final song and tells people he is not "Ian Brandon SOMETHING!"
  • NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!! - August 14th Rage.pngLiquid saga.png
    When Liquid Chris declares himself the winner, moving on to make Sonichu into a multimedia franchise and marrying his girl friend, Chris blows his lid.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009 Comics.pngWebsite.png
    Chris announces his DeviantArt account as an alternative site for viewing his comic pages during the outage of Cwcipedia. He also claims that trolls are assuming his identity in attempts to trick various "companies," and that this will not succeed.
  • THAT IS MY HOUSE - August 27th Rage.png
    Chris demands that the videos of his house he put up just five months earlier be taken down or he's in trouble. In the uncut version, Bob Chandler makes an appearance, revealing why he wants the videos down.
  • Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls - August 29th Reason.png
    Chris proclaims himself a hypocrite as he vows that the trolls will go to Hell for mocking him, along with the homos.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009
    Christian Weston Chandler claims to have not received any boxes from the USPS or UPS. He then goes on to prove he's completely insane by taking on a second personality: Christopher.

September, 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009 Rage.png
    Chris thanks Vivian for his Bob's birthday present and also shows his displeasure at Vivian wanting to put the audiobooks on DVD and sell them, demanding that she remove all the videos and shut down her account before she can regain his respect again.
  • Sign Destruction Video - September 6th Rage.png
    Chris shows his displeasure of Vivian's refusal to remove the videos by destroying the sign that was put on his front yard months earlier.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate September 10th, 2009 Video games.png
    Chris utterly dismisses a possible interview with Veronica Belmont of Playstation Magazine Europe as a troll, continuing to display his utter paranoia and control over what he wants to do and how he wants it.
  • Clyde Cash the kid video - September 16th Reason.png Clyde saga.png
    Chris wants his fans to call the cops on Clyde Cash, who he thinks is also Gregg Mays AND a elementary school kid!

October, 2009

  • 10112009 Rage.png Clyde saga.png
    Christian calls out Greg Mays/Clyde Cash for torturing his friends, then attempts to demonstrate how good of a fighter he is by punching a book, and then his own face.
  • Chris Loses It Crazy.png
    A bizarre video in which Chris shouts to himself in the darkness, falls of a chair, and throws things at his camera.
  • War Paint Video Crazy.png
    Chris unburies the tomahawk toy gun he used to shoot at the Adam Stackhouse photo, and calls a war-curse upon the trolls by his alleged Cherokee ancestry.
  • Brutal Legend Video games.png
    Chris presumably plugs Brütal Legend. We have no way of knowing, as the video has no sound.
  • Brutal Legend Plus Comedy.pngVideo games.pngLiquid saga.png
    Chris uploads another version of the previous video with sound this time, albeit with several skips due to PSEye neglect. He does indeed plug the game Brütal Legend and also takes a moment to hypocritically ridicule trolls.
  • Addressing Liquid Liquid saga.png
    Chris, still seriously suffering from crappywebcamitis, lists a whole bunch of adjectives that don't really describe him.
  • I Love You Kacey Reason.png Liquid saga.png
    Thinking he may still have a chance at banging Liquid's girlfriend (after duping her in an attempt to get laid), Chris pours his heart out to her. Being the unselfish gentleman that he is, he also gives her express permission to date whoever she wants.
  • 10242009 Rage.png Clyde saga.png
    Chris delivers a brief message to Gregg Mays to let him know he is not scared of him.


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