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==February 1994==
==February 1994==


* '''[[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]''' ''26 [[February 1994]]'' {{Television}} {{Video games}}<br />Christian wins a contest held in 1993 to promote the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon. Chris is one of the two grand prize winners, who each won a $1000 video game shopping spree.
* '''[[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]''' ''26 [[February 1994]]'' {{Television}} {{Video games}}<br />Christian wins a contest held in 1993 to promote the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoon. Chris was one of two grand prize winners, who each won a $1000 video game shopping spree.


==May 1998==
==May 1998==
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==July 2001==
==July 2001==


* '''[[The City of Cwicville Tour!]]'''  ''12 [[July 2001]]'' {{Leaked}} <br />Chris films a tour of CWCville on his Game Boy camera.
* '''[[The City of Cwicville Tour!]]'''  ''12 [[July 2001]]'' {{Leaked}} <br />Chris films a tour of CWCville on his Game Boy Camera.


==November 2003==
==November 2003==


* '''[[Animal Crossing Documentary]]''' ''22 [[November 2003]]'' {{Video games}} {{Website}} {{Leaked}} <br />Chris <s>spends</s> wastes a whole hour giving tours of his two towns in Animal Crossing.
* '''[[Animal Crossing Documentary]]''' ''22 [[November 2003]]'' {{Video games}} {{Website}} {{Leaked}} <br />Chris <s>spends</s> wastes a whole hour giving tours of his two towns in [[Animal Crossing]].


==June 2004==
==June 2004==


* '''[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]''' ''7 [[June 2004]]'' {{Video games}} <br />Chris makes an anniversary tribute to his two parents in Animal Crossing and provides a valuable background to his parents and how they met in a bar.
* '''[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]''' ''7 [[June 2004]]'' {{Video games}} <br />Chris makes an anniversary tribute to his two parents in Animal Crossing, providing valuable background on his parents and how they met in a bar.


==December 2004==
==December 2004==


* '''[[So Need a Cute Girl]]'''  ''20 [[December 2004]]'' {{Music}}<br /> Chris sings the first track of Christian and the Hedgehog Boys.  
* '''[[So Need a Cute Girl]]'''  ''20 [[December 2004]]'' {{Music}}<br /> Chris sings the first track by [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]].  


==February 2005==
==February 2005==
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==November 2006==
==November 2006==


* '''[[Pixelated PS3]]''' ''28 [[November 2006]]'' {{Video games}} {{ClassicShirt}} <br /> Chris enters a Robot Chicken's competition, ''"What would you do for a PS3?"''
* '''[[Pixelated PS3]]''' ''28 [[November 2006]]'' {{Video games}} {{ClassicShirt}} <br /> Chris enters a ''Robot Chicken'' competition, ''"What would you do for a PS3?"''


==February 2007==
==February 2007==
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* '''C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics''' ''24 [[February 2007]]''<br />...
* '''C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics''' ''24 [[February 2007]]''<br />...


* '''[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]''' ''24 [[February 2007]]'' {{Reason}} {{ClassicShirt}} <br />In celebration of his milestone 25th birthday, Chris pro-actively delivers his manifesto, and also summarises the lessons he has learned in his life and how they should be applied.
* '''[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]''' ''24 [[February 2007]]'' {{Reason}} {{ClassicShirt}} <br />In celebration of his milestone 25th birthday, Chris proactively delivers his manifesto, and also summarizes the lessons he has learned in his life and how they should be applied.


==June 2007==
==June 2007==


* '''[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]''' ''[[June 2007]]'' {{Music}} {{Video games}} {{Comedy}} {{Stackhouse}} {{OrangeShirt}} <br />Chris does a rap for ''PaRappa the Rapper's Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown competition''. Adam Stackhouse wins.
* '''[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]''' ''[[June 2007]]'' {{Music}} {{Video games}} {{Comedy}} {{Stackhouse}} {{OrangeShirt}} <br />Chris does a rap for the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] competition. [[Adam Stackhouse]] wins.


==August 2007==
==August 2007==
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==November 2007==
==November 2007==


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]''' {{Reason}} {{ED}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}}<br />In the first YouTube video posted by Christian since the launch of his Encyclopedia Dramatica page, Christian assumes the ED contributors have simply misunderstood him and his work, and attempts to re-introduce himself so that things can start over on the right foot.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]''' {{Reason}} {{ED}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}}<br />In the first YouTube video posted by Christian since the launch of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page, Christian assumes the ED contributors have simply misunderstood him and his work, and attempts to re-introduce himself so that things can start over on the right foot.


==August 2008==
==August 2008==
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* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]''' {{Rage}} {{ED}} {{RedShirt}} <br />After months of trying to either ignore or edit the Encyclopedia Dramatica page, Christian explodes with fury in this video.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]''' {{Rage}} {{ED}} {{RedShirt}} <br />After months of trying to either ignore or edit the Encyclopedia Dramatica page, Christian explodes with fury in this video.


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008]]''' {{Comics}} {{ED}} {{PokeShirt}}<br />Chris, believing that a vast online Sonichu fan base exists to serve as his personal army, addresses only those Sonichu fans who do not hate him, telling them to send hate e-mail to Jason Kendrick Howell until the Encyclopedia Dramatica page is deleted, so that he can work on Sonichu comics in peace.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008]]''' {{Comics}} {{ED}} {{PokeShirt}}<br />Chris, believing that a vast online Sonichu fan base exists to serve as his personal army, addresses only those Sonichu fans who do not hate him, telling them to send hate e-mail to [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] until the Encyclopedia Dramatica page is deleted, so that he can work on his Sonichu comics in peace.


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008]]''' {{Comics}} {{ED}} {{SouthAfricaFlagShirt}} <br />Christian realises that Encyclopedia Dramatica is down, and commands his followers to withhold donations for a new server.  To sweeten the deal he provides a sneak preview of the long-awaited Sonichu 7.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008]]''' {{Comics}} {{ED}} {{SouthAfricaFlagShirt}} <br />Christian realizes that Encyclopedia Dramatica is down, and commands his followers to withhold donations for a new server.  To sweeten the deal he provides a sneak preview of the long-awaited [[Sonichu 7]].


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008]]''' {{ED}} [[Image:SeaGreenPolo.png]] <br />In this video Chris concedes that Encyclopedia Dramatica has successfully raised the funds needed to remain operation, despite his best efforts, although he does not really admit failure in his campaign.  Chris also reads from a form letter sent to him by Nintendo of America, and makes a personal army request for more e-fame.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008]]''' {{ED}} [[Image:SeaGreenPolo.png]] <br />In this video Chris concedes that, despite his best efforts, Encyclopedia Dramatica has successfully raised the funds needed to remain in operation, although he does not really admit failure in his campaign.  Chris also reads from a form letter sent to him by Nintendo of America, and makes a personal army request for more e-fame.


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008]]''' {{Video games}} [[Image:SeaGreenPolo.png]] <br />Chris makes an extra long video to discuss the upcoming Sonichu video game by JK Productions, which, he would later discover was an elaborate prank.  
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008]]''' {{Video games}} [[Image:SeaGreenPolo.png]] <br />Chris makes an extra long video to discuss the upcoming Sonichu video game by [[JK Productions]], which he would later discover was an elaborate prank.  


==September 2008==
==September 2008==


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008]]''' {{Tragedy}} {{Blanca}} {{Hill}} {{BlueRedSleeveRugby}} <br />Chris realises Blanca is a troll after nudes are leaked. He also asks his fans not to buy the fake Jimmy Hill merchandise.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008]]''' {{Tragedy}} {{Blanca}} {{Hill}} {{BlueRedSleeveRugby}} <br />Chris realizes [[Blanca]] is a troll after nudes are leaked. He also asks his fans not to buy the Sonichu merchandise created by [[Jimmy Hill]].


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008]]''' {{Video games}} {{Blanca}} {{Hill}} {{Miyamoto}} {{JerkopShirt}} <br />Chris now insists that Blanca is real and not responsible for tricking him.  Chris goes on to inform his fans of bootleg Sonichu merchandise sold by Jimmy Hill, and calls for a boycott.  Chris also gives an update on the progress of the Sonichu video game.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008]]''' {{Video games}} {{Blanca}} {{Hill}} {{Miyamoto}} {{JerkopShirt}} <br />Chris now insists that Blanca is real and not responsible for tricking him after all.  Chris goes on to inform his fans of bootleg Sonichu merchandise sold by Jimmy Hill, and calls for a boycott.  Chris also gives an update on the progress of the Sonichu video game.


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008]]''' {{Stackhouse}} {{DogShirt}} <br />After nearly two weeks of near-total silence following the 9/11 attacks, Christian decides it is necessary to assure his fans that he has not committed suicide. He also implores his fans not to persecute Adam Stackhouse, as Christian himself has found it in his heart to forgive him for cheating in the Chop Chop Onion's Rap Showdown contest.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008]]''' {{Stackhouse}} {{DogShirt}} <br />After nearly two weeks of near-total silence following the 9/11 attacks, Christian decides it is necessary to assure his fans that he has not committed suicide. He also implores his fans not to persecute Adam Stackhouse, as Christian himself has found it in his heart to forgive him for cheating in the Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown contest.


* '''[[Chris Sex Videos]]''' 25 [[September 2008]] {{Sex}} {{Panda}} [[Image:Greenstripedshirt2.PNG]] {{Leaked}} <br/>Chris records himself on webcam masturbating and making terrifying animal impersonations for future sweetheart [[PandaHalo]].
* '''[[Chris Sex Videos]]''' 25 [[September 2008]] {{Sex}} {{Panda}} [[Image:Greenstripedshirt2.PNG]] {{Leaked}} <br/>Chris records himself on webcam masturbating and performing terrifying animal impersonations for future sweetheart [[PandaHalo]].


==October 2008==
==October 2008==


* '''[[We're Being Watched]]''' - ''8 [[October 2008]]'' {{Blanca}} <br /> Chris attempts to mimic Aeon Flux stating that Blanca was real.
* '''[[We're Being Watched]]''' - ''8 [[October 2008]]'' {{Blanca}} <br /> Chris attempts to mimic Aeon Flux and states that Blanca was real.


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008]]''' {{Blanca}} {{OrangeShirt}} <br />Christian issues a statement regarding the revelation that the trolls acting as Blanca have obtained his Sonichu medallion. He admits to having sent Blanca the medallion, but claims she has already returned it and that he has modified it to make it more difficult for trolls to make unofficial copies.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008]]''' {{Blanca}} {{OrangeShirt}} <br />Christian issues a statement regarding the revelation that the trolls acting as Blanca have obtained his Sonichu medallion. He admits to having sent Blanca the medallion, but claims she has already returned it and that he has modified it to make it more difficult for trolls to make unofficial copies.


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008]]''' {{Video games}} {{Hill}} {{DogShirt}} <br />Chris instructs fans to look out for Sonichu characters on Little Big Planet and reiterates that the Jimmy Hill merchandise is not official.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008]]''' {{Video games}} {{Hill}} {{DogShirt}} <br />Chris instructs fans to look out for Sonichu characters in [[Little Big Planet]] and reiterates that the Jimmy Hill merchandise is not official.


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008]]''' {{Tragedy}} {{Blanca}} {{Hill}} <br />Christian issues a statement on Blanca breaking up with him over the photo of himself wearing his mother's underwear. He also takes time to complain about rickyricardo123 stealing his medallion and Jimmy Hill plagiarizing his Sonichu.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008]]''' {{Tragedy}} {{Blanca}} {{Hill}} <br />Christian issues a statement on Blanca breaking up with him over the photo of himself wearing his mother's underwear. He also takes time to complain about rickyricardo123 stealing his medallion and Jimmy Hill plagiarizing his Sonichu.
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==December 2008==
==December 2008==


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008]]''' {{Video games}} {{Comics}} {{Clyde}} {{VertRedShirt}} <br />Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 is Chris's first video log in over two months to thank his fans for helping him win a gift card in the GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes, offers condolences to the family of Ryan Cash, and vows to complete the long-awaited Spring Break story for Sonichu 8.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008]]''' {{Video games}} {{Comics}} {{Clyde}} {{VertRedShirt}} <br />Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 is Chris's first video log in over two months. He thanks his fans for helping him win a gift card in the GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes, offers condolences to the family of [[Ryan Cash]], and vows to complete the long-awaited Spring Break story for [[Sonichu 8]].


==January 2009==
==January 2009==
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* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009]]''' {{Website}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{RedShirt}} <br />Christian issues a statement announcing the hacking of sonichu.net by Gregg Mays, demanding that the site be restored.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009]]''' {{Website}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{RedShirt}} <br />Christian issues a statement announcing the hacking of sonichu.net by Gregg Mays, demanding that the site be restored.


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} <br />Frustrated with accusations that he is gay, Chris attempts to set the record straight once and for all. He holds up a relatively tame picture of Britney Spears, apparently thinking that owning magazines with sexy photos of women in them is proof of his heterosexuality.  
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} <br />Frustrated with accusations that he is gay, Chris attempts to set the record straight once and for all. He holds up a relatively tame picture of [[Britney Spears]], apparently thinking that owning magazines with sexy photos of women in them is proof of his heterosexuality.  


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009]]''' {{ED}} {{Miyamoto}} <br />Possibly under pressure from Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé, Christian uploads this video to deny his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica as officially as possible. He also forbids everyone from looking at it.  
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009]]''' {{ED}} {{Miyamoto}} <br />Possibly under pressure from Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé, Christian uploads this video to deny his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica as officially as possible. He also forbids everyone from looking at it.  
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* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{Rage}} {{ClassicShirt}} <br />Christian issues a scathing statement concerning hackers who used his email account to send messages to dozens of people saying Christian has come out of the closet. He denies this outrageous claim and proves his heterosexuality by stomping on the vibrator he has owned for years.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{Rage}} {{ClassicShirt}} <br />Christian issues a scathing statement concerning hackers who used his email account to send messages to dozens of people saying Christian has come out of the closet. He denies this outrageous claim and proves his heterosexuality by stomping on the vibrator he has owned for years.


* '''[[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash]]''' - ''19 [[January 2009]]'' {{Reason}} {{Clyde}} {{ClassicShirt}} <br />Christian begs Clyde Cash to stop torturing him for revenge over his brother's suicide.  He suggests Clyde just get over it, and compares the death of Ryan cash to the death of [[Patti Chandler|his dog]].
* '''[[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash]]''' - ''19 [[January 2009]]'' {{Reason}} {{Clyde}} {{ClassicShirt}} <br />Christian begs [[Clyde Cash]] to stop torturing him for revenge over his brother's suicide.  He suggests Clyde just get over it, and compares the death of Ryan Cash to the death of [[Patti Chandler|his dog]].


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009]]''' {{Website}} [[Image:Jokershirt.png]] <br />Christian announces that sonichu.info, the site he created just days ago following the hacking of sonichu.net has also been hacked. He promises his fans (especially the female ones) that he will restore his true website soon.  
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009]]''' {{Website}} [[Image:Jokershirt.png]] <br />Christian announces that sonichu.info, the site he created just days ago following the hacking of sonichu.net, has also been hacked. He promises his fans (especially the female ones) that he will restore his true website soon.  


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009]]''' {{Miyamoto}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} <br />After weeks of talking about collaborating with Shigeru Miyamoto, Christian disappeared from the internet for several days around the time that he was scheduled to meet with Miyamoto in Redmond, Washington. Speculation grew that Christian was actually attempting to make this cross-country journey, until he finally posted this video, claiming to have just returned. Somehow you can just tell he hasn't even left his house since his last video.  
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009]]''' {{Miyamoto}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} <br />After weeks of talking about collaborating with Shigeru Miyamoto, Christian disappeared from the internet for several days around the time that he was scheduled to meet with Miyamoto in Redmond, Washington. Speculation grew that Christian was actually attempting to make this cross-country journey, until he finally posted this video, claiming to have just returned. Somehow you can just tell he hasn't even left his house since his last video.  
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==February 2009==
==February 2009==


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{Julie}} {{Clyde}} {{RedShirt}} <br />Threatening Julie with harm, Clyde Cash demanded that Chris come out of the closet on YouTube in exchange for her safety. Ambivalent about how to handle the situation, Chris posts a video in which he filibusters for nearly three minutes and finally declares himself to be a "Gaybian".  
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{Julie}} {{Clyde}} {{RedShirt}} <br />Threatening [[Julie]] with harm, Clyde Cash demanded that Chris come out of the closet on YouTube in exchange for her safety. Ambivalent about how to handle the situation, Chris posts a video in which he filibusters for nearly three minutes and finally declares himself to be a "Gaybian".  


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{Julie}} {{Clyde}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} <br />Christian explains why he had to make the two videos suggesting that he was gay, in order to satisfy an agreement with Clyde Cash. He then attempts to honor another agreement with Clyde by destroying his vibrator.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{Julie}} {{Clyde}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} <br />Christian explains why he had to make the two videos suggesting that he was gay, in order to satisfy an agreement with Clyde Cash. He then attempts to honor another agreement with Clyde by destroying his vibrator.
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* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009]]''' {{Video games}} {{Miyamoto}} {{Julie}} {{Reason}} {{DogShirt}} <br />Chris shows off his bedroom floor, in a bid to demonstrate to Clyde Cash that he has fulfilled his end of their agreement. Chris then follows up by reading a letter from Nintendo of America, responding to his private query about his negotiations with Shigeru Miyamoto.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009]]''' {{Video games}} {{Miyamoto}} {{Julie}} {{Reason}} {{DogShirt}} <br />Chris shows off his bedroom floor, in a bid to demonstrate to Clyde Cash that he has fulfilled his end of their agreement. Chris then follows up by reading a letter from Nintendo of America, responding to his private query about his negotiations with Shigeru Miyamoto.


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} <br />Chris opens by explaining that he's just finished filming a dedication for one of his sweetest Sonichu Girls. He doesn't name this female fan, but it's nevertheless clear that he's referring to Sarah May. Chris goes on to apologize for having ever said that he hates all gays.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} <br />Chris opens by explaining that he's just finished filming a dedication for one of his sweetest [[Sonichu Girls]]. He doesn't name this female fan, but it's nevertheless clear that he's referring to [[Sarah May]]. Chris goes on to apologize for having ever said that he hates all gays.


* '''[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]''' - ''20 [[February 2009]]'' {{Sex}} {{Julie}} {{Leaked}} <br /> JULAYYYY
* '''[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]''' - ''20 [[February 2009]]'' {{Sex}} {{Julie}} {{Leaked}} <br /> JULAYYYY
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* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009]]''' [[Image:tragedy.png]][[Image:julie_saga.png]] {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} <br />Chris, visibly distraught after the outing of Julie, explains that he has been under a lot of stress lately. He tells his fans to not believe the trolls, and yet, they shouldn't believe him, since he's not wearing his medallion.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009]]''' [[Image:tragedy.png]][[Image:julie_saga.png]] {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} <br />Chris, visibly distraught after the outing of Julie, explains that he has been under a lot of stress lately. He tells his fans to not believe the trolls, and yet, they shouldn't believe him, since he's not wearing his medallion.


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]]''' [[Image:homos.png]] {{RedYellowStripeShirt}}  <br />Chris sees the March 8 episode of Family Guy, "Family Gay" in which Peter Griffin becomes homosexual and Stewie cites Leviticus 18:22 in opposition of this development.In other developments, Chris is hard at work on a new Sonichu medallion, and he publicly announces that he is withdrawing from the internet as a front in his Love Quest.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]]''' [[Image:homos.png]] {{RedYellowStripeShirt}}  <br />Chris sees the March 8 episode of [[Family Guy]], "Family Gay," in which Peter Griffin becomes homosexual and Stewie cites Leviticus 18:22 in opposition of this development. In other news, Chris is hard at work on a new Sonichu medallion, and he publicly announces that he is withdrawing from the internet as a front in his Love Quest.


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]]''' [[Image:comics.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]] [[Image:Captainfalconshirt.PNG]]<br />Chris explains a few recent happenings, or lack thereof. He expresses his hope that he'll win some Eye of Judgment tournament and get some special cards. He then goes on to make excuses for his predictable delays in turning out any new comic pages, and he makes a brief shout-out to Ivy.  
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]]''' [[Image:comics.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]] [[Image:Captainfalconshirt.PNG]]<br />Chris explains a few recent happenings, or lack thereof. He expresses his hope that he'll win some Eye of Judgment tournament and get some special cards. He then goes on to make excuses for his predictable delays in turning out any new comic pages, and he makes a brief shout-out to [[Ivy]].  


* '''[[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]''' - ''26 [[March 2009]]'' [[Image:music.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]]<br /> Chris makes a "music video" to the song "Holding Out For a Hero" for Ivy. He also shows off new comic pictures in the process.
* '''[[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]''' - ''26 [[March 2009]]'' [[Image:music.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]]<br /> Chris makes a "music video" to the song "Holding Out For a Hero" for Ivy. He also shows off new comic pictures in the process.


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009]]''' [[Image:comics.png]] {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} <br />Chris threatens to withhold comics from his fans if trolls refuse to leave Megan alone.  
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009]]''' [[Image:comics.png]] {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} <br />Chris threatens to withhold comics from his fans if trolls refuse to leave [[Megan]] alone.  


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009]]''' [[Image:rage.png]][[Image:Clyde saga.png]] {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} <br />Outraged over the leaking of secret information that he undoubtedly freely distributed to some stranger on the internet, Chris blows his stack and expresses his outrage in the only outlet he has--yelling empty threats and dirty words on the YouTube.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009]]''' [[Image:rage.png]][[Image:Clyde saga.png]] {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} <br />Outraged over the leaking of secret information that he undoubtedly freely distributed to some stranger on the internet, Chris blows his stack and expresses his outrage in the only outlet he has--yelling empty threats and dirty words on the YouTube.


* '''[[Chris Sings Lovin' You]]''' - ''29 [[March 2009]]'' [[Image:music.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]]<br />In what is perhaps Chris's creepiest video to date, Chris delivers a short speech to Ivy and shows a few pictures.  Chris's poor rendition of Lovin' You is sung in the background throughout.   
* '''[[Chris Sings Lovin' You]]''' - ''29 [[March 2009]]'' [[Image:music.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]]<br />In what is perhaps Chris's creepiest video to date, Chris delivers a short speech to Ivy and shows a few pictures.  Chris's poor rendition of "Lovin' You" is sung in the background throughout.   


* '''[[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora]]'''- ''30 [[March 2009]]'' [[Image:music.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]] [[Image:Dangerstripeshirt.PNG]]<br />Christian gives a prepared speech about the importance of flatulence, and then sings about farting.
* '''[[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora]]'''- ''30 [[March 2009]]'' [[Image:music.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]] [[Image:Dangerstripeshirt.PNG]]<br />Christian gives a prepared speech about the importance of flatulence, and then sings about farting.
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* '''[[ACWCAudition]]''' - ''16 [[April 2009]]'' [[Image:comedy.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]] {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} [[Image:leaked.png]]<br /> Chris video tapes himself in an audition with "[[Vanessa Hudgens]]".
* '''[[ACWCAudition]]''' - ''16 [[April 2009]]'' [[Image:comedy.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]] {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} [[Image:leaked.png]]<br /> Chris video tapes himself in an audition with "[[Vanessa Hudgens]]".


* '''[[April 16 Fetish Vids]]''' - ''16 [[April 2009]]'' [[Image:sex.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]][[Image:leaked.png]]<br /> Three videos that were leaked, showing Chris drinking his own semen, spanking himself, and dancing naked in the shower.
* '''[[April 16 Fetish Vids]]''' - ''16 [[April 2009]]'' [[Image:sex.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]][[Image:leaked.png]]<br /> Three leaked videos showing Chris drinking his own semen, spanking himself, and dancing naked in the shower.


* '''[[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy]]''' - ''17 [[April 2009]]'' [[Image:crazy.png]][[Image:Ivy_saga.png]] {{VertRedShirt}}<br /> Chris apologizes to Ivy by talking to his sex doll (with Ivy's face attached) before he makes out with it.
* '''[[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy]]''' - ''17 [[April 2009]]'' [[Image:crazy.png]][[Image:Ivy_saga.png]] {{VertRedShirt}}<br /> Chris apologizes to Ivy by talking to his sex doll (with Ivy's face attached) before he makes out with it.
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* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009]]''' [[Image:rage.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Image:Redgreenvertstripe.png]] <br />After a nearly week-long silence, Chris finally speaks up again, this time calling out Clyde Cash.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009]]''' [[Image:rage.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Image:Redgreenvertstripe.png]] <br />After a nearly week-long silence, Chris finally speaks up again, this time calling out Clyde Cash.


* '''[[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"]]''' - ''24 [[April 2009]]'' [[Image:music.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]] {{ClassicShirt}} <br /> Chris does another music video, this time to "It's All Coming Back To Me" by Celine Dion, to his and Ivy's wedding.
* '''[[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"]]''' - ''24 [[April 2009]]'' [[Image:music.png]][[Image:ivy_saga.png]] {{ClassicShirt}} <br /> Chris does another music video, this time to "It's All Coming Back To Me" by Celine Dion, for his and Ivy's wedding.


* '''[[I Got A Fish]]''' - ''27 [[April 2009]]'' [[Image:comedy.png]][[Image:music.png]] {{ClassicShirt}} <br /> Chris gayly sings and dances.
* '''[[I Got A Fish]]''' - ''27 [[April 2009]]'' [[Image:comedy.png]][[Image:music.png]] {{ClassicShirt}} <br /> Chris gayly sings and dances.
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==May 2009==
==May 2009==


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009]]''' {{RedBlueShirt}} <br />Chris urges the Sonichu and Rosechu fanbase to keep up his Wikipedia page after it was deleted by Wikipedia Admins so that no more vicious lies and slander will spread about him on the internet.  
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009]]''' {{RedBlueShirt}} <br />Chris urges the Sonichu and Rosechu fanbase to keep up his [[Wikipedia]] page after it was deleted by Wikipedia Admins so that no more vicious lies and slander will spread about him on the internet.  


* '''[[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]]''' {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} [[Image:reason.png]] [[Image:comedy.png]] [[Image:rage.png]]<br />A little bit of everything, Chris swears off falling for trolls, sings a silly song about being lonely, and tells the trolls to die.
* '''[[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]]''' {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} [[Image:reason.png]] [[Image:comedy.png]] [[Image:rage.png]]<br />A little bit of everything, Chris swears off falling for trolls, sings a silly song about being lonely, and tells the trolls to die.
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==June 2009==
==June 2009==


*'''[[Chris's Big Night Out]]''' - ''12 [[June 2009]]'' [[Image:Redshirt.png]]<br /> Chris visits a local bar/restaurant, where he encounters a pair of [[trolls|fans]] that records him.
*'''[[Chris's Big Night Out]]''' - ''12 [[June 2009]]'' [[Image:Redshirt.png]]<br /> Chris visits a local bar/restaurant, where he encounters a pair of [[trolls|fans]] who record him.


* '''[[I'm Sorry, Dude]]''' - ''15 [[June 2009]]'' [[Image:homos.png]][[Image:Galpals.png]][[Image:Reason.png]]<br /> Chris apologizes to his gal-pal Kim for offending her [[gay]] brother.
* '''[[I'm Sorry, Dude]]''' - ''15 [[June 2009]]'' [[Image:homos.png]][[Image:Galpals.png]][[Image:Reason.png]]<br /> Chris apologizes to his gal-pal Kim for offending her [[gay]] brother.
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==July 2009==
==July 2009==


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009]]''' {{RedShirt}} <br />Chris denies that he was responsible for the untimely death of CWCville Mayor Billy Mays. He also mentions that he's continuing his Love Quest and that he will finish the long-awaited Sonichu Comic.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009]]''' {{RedShirt}} <br />Chris denies that he was responsible for the untimely death of CWCville Mayor [[BILLY MAYS]]. He also mentions that he's continuing his Love Quest and that he will finish the long-awaited Sonichu Comic.


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009]]''' [[Image:Greenstripedshirt2.PNG]] <br />Chris dispels myths that he has a Death Note. He also goes on a bit more on how he didn't kill Billy Mays, and that he shouldn't be considered a scapegoat.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009]]''' [[Image:Greenstripedshirt2.PNG]] <br />Chris dispels myths that he has a Death Note. He also goes on a bit more on how he didn't kill Billy Mays, and that he shouldn't be considered a scapegoat.
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* '''[[A near public apology]]''' - ''11 [[July 2009]]'' [[Image:reason.png]] {{RedShirt}} <br /> Chris NEARLY apologizes for the last videos.
* '''[[A near public apology]]''' - ''11 [[July 2009]]'' [[Image:reason.png]] {{RedShirt}} <br /> Chris NEARLY apologizes for the last videos.


* '''[[Rollin' and Trollin']]''' - ''17 [[July 2009]]'' [[Image:Comedy.png]] [[Image:Trollinstyle.png]]<br /> Chris gives a tour of CWCville, the proclaims that he has been trolling everyone from the start. This would lead to the appearance of Liquid Chris.
* '''[[Rollin' and Trollin']]''' - ''17 [[July 2009]]'' [[Image:Comedy.png]] [[Image:Trollinstyle.png]]<br /> Chris gives a tour of CWCville, then proclaims that he has been trolling everyone from the start. This would lead to the appearance of [[Liquid Chris]].


* '''[[CWC Trollin More]]''' - ''19 [[July 2009]]'' [[Image:Comedy.png]] {{RedShirt}} <br /> Chris proclaims that he is, indeed, a fat, jobless, slob of a manchild.
* '''[[CWC Trollin More]]''' - ''19 [[July 2009]]'' [[Image:Comedy.png]] {{RedShirt}} <br /> Chris proclaims that he is, indeed, a fat, jobless, slob of a manchild.
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* '''[[Chris humps his PS3]]''' - ''24 [[July 2009]]'' [[Image:sex.png]][[Image:Comedy.png]][[Image:leaked.png]]<br /> Chris humps his PS3 for 8 minutes.
* '''[[Chris humps his PS3]]''' - ''24 [[July 2009]]'' [[Image:sex.png]][[Image:Comedy.png]][[Image:leaked.png]]<br /> Chris humps his PS3 for 8 minutes.


* '''[[CWC "Boyfriend"]]''' - ''25 [[July 2009]]'' [[Image:music.png]]<br /> Chris sings his own version of Avril Lavrine's "Girlfriend".
* '''[[CWC "Boyfriend"]]''' - ''25 [[July 2009]]'' [[Image:music.png]]<br /> Chris sings his own version of Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend".


* '''[[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands Or Buts]]''' - ''26 [[July 2009]]'' [[Image:Comics.png]][[Image:liquid_saga.png]] {{VertRedShirt}} <br /> Chris attempts to prove that he, not Liquid Chris, is the real Christian Weston Chandler.
* '''[[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands Or Buts]]''' - ''26 [[July 2009]]'' [[Image:Comics.png]][[Image:liquid_saga.png]] {{VertRedShirt}} <br /> Chris attempts to prove that he, not Liquid Chris, is the real Christian Weston Chandler.
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* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 13th, 2009]]''' [[Image:liquid_saga.png]] [[Image:Greenstripedshirt2.PNG]] <br />Chris addresses the current state of the SingStar Challenge competition, declaring it, as of this date, currently ongoing.  
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 13th, 2009]]''' [[Image:liquid_saga.png]] [[Image:Greenstripedshirt2.PNG]] <br />Chris addresses the current state of the SingStar Challenge competition, declaring it, as of this date, currently ongoing.  


* '''[[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!]]''' - ''14 [[August 2009]]'' [[Image:rage.png]][[Image:liquid_saga.png]] {{RedShirt}} <br /> When Liquid Chris declares himself the winner, moving on to make Sonichu into a multimedia franchise and marrying his girl friend, Chris blows his lid.
* '''[[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!]]''' - ''14 [[August 2009]]'' [[Image:rage.png]][[Image:liquid_saga.png]] {{RedShirt}} <br /> When Liquid Chris declares himself the winner of the SingStar Challenge, moving on to make Sonichu into a multimedia franchise and marrying his girl friend, Chris blows his lid.


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 16th, 2009]]''' [[Image:video_games.png]][[Image:liquid_saga.png]] {{RedShirt}} <br />Chris speaks about his opinions of Guitar Hero and Rock Band, and addresses the kidnapping of CChanSonichuCWC.  
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 16th, 2009]]''' [[Image:video_games.png]][[Image:liquid_saga.png]] {{RedShirt}} <br />Chris speaks about his opinions of Guitar Hero and Rock Band, and addresses the kidnapping of CChanSonichuCWC.  


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 18th, 2009]]''' [[Image:rage.png]] {{RedShirt}} <br />Chris deals out some Forgiveness Blessings and Curse-ye-ha-me-has.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 18th, 2009]]''' [[Image:rage.png]] {{RedShirt}} <br />Chris deals out some Forgiveness Blessings and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]s.


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009]]''' [[Image:comics.png]][[Image:website.png]] [[Image:Greenstripedshirt2.PNG]] <br />Chris announces his DeviantArt account as an alternative site for viewing his comic pages during the outage of Cwcipedia. He also claims that trolls are assuming his identity in attempts to trick various "companies," and that this will not succeed.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009]]''' [[Image:comics.png]][[Image:website.png]] [[Image:Greenstripedshirt2.PNG]] <br />Chris announces his DeviantArt account as an alternative site for viewing his comic pages during the outage of Cwcipedia. He also claims that trolls are assuming his identity in attempts to trick various "companies," and that this will not succeed.


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 22nd, 2009]]''' [[Image:music.png]] {{ClassicShirt}} <br />Chris sings Arethra Franklin's "Respect," demanding people not only respect him but also praise him.  
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 22nd, 2009]]''' [[Image:music.png]] {{ClassicShirt}} <br />Chris sings Aretha Franklin's "Respect," demanding people not only respect him but also praise him.  


* '''[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]''' - ''27 [[August 2009]]'' [[Image:rage.png]]<br /> Chris demands that the videos of his house he put up just five months earlier be taken down or he's in trouble. In the uncut version, [[Bob Chandler]] makes an appearance, revealing why he wants the videos down.
* '''[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]''' - ''27 [[August 2009]]'' [[Image:rage.png]]<br /> Chris demands that the videos of his house he put up just five months earlier be taken down or he's in trouble. In the uncut version, [[Bob Chandler]] makes an appearance, revealing why he wants the videos down.
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==September 2009==
==September 2009==


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009]]''' [[Image:rage.png]]<br />Chris thanks Vivian for his Bob's birthday present and also shows his displeasure at Vivian wanting to put the audiobooks on DVD and sell them, demanding that she remove all the videos and shut down her account before she can regain his respect again.  
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009]]''' [[Image:rage.png]]<br />Chris thanks Vivian for his father's birthday present and also shows his displeasure at Vivian wanting to put the audiobooks on DVD and sell them, demanding that she remove all the videos and shut down her account before she can regain his respect again.  


* '''[[Sign Destruction Video]]''' - ''6 [[September 2009]]'' [[Image:rage.png]] {{ClassicShirt}} <br /> Chris shows his displeasure of Vivian's refusal to remove the videos by destroying the sign that was put on his front yard months earlier.
* '''[[Sign Destruction Video]]''' - ''6 [[September 2009]]'' [[Image:rage.png]] {{ClassicShirt}} <br /> Chris shows his displeasure at Vivian's refusal to remove the videos by destroying the sign that was put on his front yard months earlier.


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 10th, 2009]]''' [[Image:video_games.png]] {{RedShirt}} <br />Chris utterly dismisses a possible interview with Veronica Belmont of Playstation Magazine Europe as a troll, continuing to display his utter paranoia and control over what he wants to do and how he wants it.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 10th, 2009]]''' [[Image:video_games.png]] {{RedShirt}} <br />Chris utterly dismisses a possible interview with Veronica Belmont of Playstation Magazine Europe as a troll, continuing to display his utter paranoia and control over what he wants to do and how he wants it.


* '''[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]''' - ''13 [[September 2009]]'' [[Image:video_games.png]] {{RedShirt}} <br /> Chris proclaims that SEGA's Project Needlemouse game is NOT a Sonichu game.
* '''[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]''' - ''13 [[September 2009]]'' [[Image:video_games.png]] {{RedShirt}} <br /> Chris proclaims that Sega's Project Needlemouse game is NOT a Sonichu game.


* '''[[Clyde Cash the kid video]]''' - ''16 [[September 2009]]'' [[Image:reason.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Image:Greenstripedshirt2.PNG]] <br /> Chris wants his fans to call the cops on Clyde Cash, who he thinks is also Gregg Mays AND a elementary school kid!
* '''[[Clyde Cash the kid video]]''' - ''16 [[September 2009]]'' [[Image:reason.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Image:Greenstripedshirt2.PNG]] <br /> Chris wants his fans to call the cops on Clyde Cash, who he thinks is also Gregg Mays AND an elementary school kid!


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 19th, 2009]]''' [[Image:Refereeshirt.PNG]] <br />Chris addresses a troll who is selling fake Sonichu merchandise.  
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 19th, 2009]]''' [[Image:Refereeshirt.PNG]] <br />Chris addresses a troll who is selling fake Sonichu merchandise.  
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* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 25th, 2009]]'''<br />Chris addresses fake websites and unofficial Sonichu merchandise.  
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 25th, 2009]]'''<br />Chris addresses fake websites and unofficial Sonichu merchandise.  


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009]]''' [[Image:Clyde saga.png]]<br />Chris's claims of a "Director's Cut" version of the DVD. He also claims Gregg Mays and Clyde Cash to be one and the same.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009]]''' [[Image:Clyde saga.png]]<br />Chris claims to have a "Director's Cut" version of his DVD. He also claims Gregg Mays and Clyde Cash to be one and the same.


==October 2009==
==October 2009==
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* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009]]''' [[Image:homos.png]] {{VertRedShirt}} <br />Chris tries to use his drawing of himself having sex with three women as evidence against allegations that he's a homosexual.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009]]''' [[Image:homos.png]] {{VertRedShirt}} <br />Chris tries to use his drawing of himself having sex with three women as evidence against allegations that he's a homosexual.


* '''[[10112009]]''' [[Image:rage.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}}<br />Christian calls out Greg Mays/Clyde Cash for torturing his friends, then attempts to demonstrate how good of a fighter he is by punching a book, and then his own face.
* '''[[10112009]]''' [[Image:rage.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}}<br />Christian calls out Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash for torturing his friends, then attempts to demonstrate how good of a fighter he is by punching a book, and then his own face.


* '''[[Chris Loses It]]''' ''12 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:crazy.png]] {{RedShirt}} <br />A bizarre video in which Chris shouts to himself in the darkness, falls of a chair, and throws things at his camera.
* '''[[Chris Loses It]]''' ''12 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:crazy.png]] {{RedShirt}} <br />A bizarre video in which Chris shouts to himself in the darkness, falls off a chair, and throws things at his camera.


* '''[[10142009|Calling out Gregg Mays -Again.]]''' ''14 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:Reason.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} <br />Chris tells [[Clyde Cash]]/[[Gregg Mays]] to come out of hiding and fight him man-to-man.
* '''[[10142009|Calling out Gregg Mays -Again.]]''' ''14 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:Reason.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} <br />Chris tells Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays to come out of hiding and fight him man-to-man.


* '''[[War Paint Video]]''' ''14 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:crazy.png]]<br />Chris unburies the <del>tomahawk</del> toy gun he used to shoot at the Adam Stackhouse photo, and calls a war-curse upon the trolls by his alleged Cherokee ancestry.
* '''[[War Paint Video]]''' ''14 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:crazy.png]]<br />Chris unburies the <del>tomahawk</del> toy gun he used to shoot at the Adam Stackhouse photo, and calls a war-curse upon the trolls through his alleged Cherokee ancestry.


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009]]''' [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} <br />Chris makes note of the return of [[CChanSonichuCWC]] to [[Youtube]] after being kidnapped and abandoned in the Sahara Desert.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009]]''' [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} <br />Chris makes note of the return of [[CChanSonichuCWC]] to YouTube after being kidnapped and abandoned in the Sahara Desert.


* '''[[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud]]''' ''17 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:video_games.png]]<br/>Chris playing Guitar Hero on an expensive flat TV. On easy.
* '''[[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud]]''' ''17 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:video_games.png]]<br/>Chris playing Guitar Hero on an expensive flat TV. On easy.
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* '''[[I Love You Kacey]]''' ''23 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:Reason.png]] [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Image:Redgreenvertstripe.png]] <br/>Thinking he may still have a chance at banging Liquid's girlfriend (after duping her in an attempt to get laid), Chris pours his heart out to her.  Being the unselfish gentleman that he is, he also gives her express permission to date whoever she wants.
* '''[[I Love You Kacey]]''' ''23 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:Reason.png]] [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Image:Redgreenvertstripe.png]] <br/>Thinking he may still have a chance at banging Liquid's girlfriend (after duping her in an attempt to get laid), Chris pours his heart out to her.  Being the unselfish gentleman that he is, he also gives her express permission to date whoever she wants.


* '''[[10242009]]''' [[Image:rage.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Image:Redgreenvertstripe.png]] <br/>Chris delivers a brief message to [[Gregg Mays]] to let him know he is not scared of him.
* '''[[10242009]]''' [[Image:rage.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Image:Redgreenvertstripe.png]] <br/>Chris delivers a brief message to Gregg Mays to let him know he is not scared of him.


* '''[[10252009 For Kacey]]''' [[Image:Reason.png]] [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Image:Greenstripedshirt2.PNG]] <br/>Chris belches out-er-belts out another confession of love for <s>[[Kacey]]</s> possible [[china]].
* '''[[10252009 For Kacey]]''' [[Image:Reason.png]] [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Image:Greenstripedshirt2.PNG]] <br/>Chris belches out-er-belts out another confession of love for <s>[[Kacey]]</s> possible [[china]].
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* '''[[For Chris No 2]]''' ''27 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:Reason.png]] [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Image:Greenstripedshirt2.PNG]] <br/>Chris tells Liquid Chris to "Back away from Kacey" and threatens to throw a hissy fit if his request is not obliged.
* '''[[For Chris No 2]]''' ''27 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:Reason.png]] [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Image:Greenstripedshirt2.PNG]] <br/>Chris tells Liquid Chris to "Back away from Kacey" and threatens to throw a hissy fit if his request is not obliged.


* '''[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]]''' ''28 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:Comedy.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] <br/>The second blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of two drunk and lightly dressed women on top of each other. The one on the bottom has the head of a man in a Spider-Man mask plastered over her own. Chris claim this to be Gregg/Clyde's friend, Matt. That Chris subtly (although it comes across as rather ham-handed) tries to make Gregg/Clyde look like a homo becomes clear.
* '''[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]]''' ''28 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:Comedy.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] <br/>The second blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of two drunk and lightly dressed women on top of each other. The one on the bottom has the head of a man in a Spider-Man mask plastered over her own. Chris claim this to be Gregg/Clyde's friend, Matt. That Chris is subtly (although it comes across as rather ham-handed) trying to make Gregg/Clyde look like a homo becomes clear.


* '''[[Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW]]''' ''29 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Image:Tanwidestripeshirt.png]] <br/>With Aerosmith playing in the background, Chris raps (or makes an attempts to) and declares that Kacey is now his, and that he have won over Liquid Chris.
* '''[[Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW]]''' ''29 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Image:Tanwidestripeshirt.png]] <br/>With Aerosmith playing in the background, Chris raps (or makes an attempt to) and declares that Kacey is now his, and that he has defeated Liquid Chris.


* '''[[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]''' ''30 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:Comedy.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] <br/>The third blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris calls Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash weak and reveals more of the picture he claims is of him. Chris manages to instantly thwart his own attempt to portray Gregg/Clyde as weak and gay by showing pictures of himself flexing his non-biceps while wearing his sports bra, which he calls a "[[muscle bra]]". And just to top it of, Chris says that more men should wear these "muscle bras".
* '''[[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]''' ''30 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:Comedy.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] <br/>The third blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris calls Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash weak and reveals more of the picture he claims is of him. Chris manages to instantly thwart his own attempt to portray Gregg/Clyde as weak and gay by showing pictures of himself flexing his non-biceps while wearing his sports bra, which he calls a "[[muscle bra]]". And just to top it off, Chris says that more men should wear these "muscle bras".


* '''[[CWC 30 Push Ups]]''' ''30 [[October 2009]]'' <br/>Chris attempts to do pushups while wearing his sports bra, and, unsurprisingly, he fails.
* '''[[CWC 30 Push Ups]]''' ''30 [[October 2009]]'' <br/>Chris attempts to do pushups while wearing his sports bra, and, unsurprisingly, he fails.
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* '''[[Getting Foam Ed]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:Comedy.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] <br/>The fourth blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris reveals even more of the picture of the white guy and the gay Spider-Man which he insists is of Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash and Matt. Chris also claims that Gregg/Clyde has an urine fetish.
* '''[[Getting Foam Ed]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:Comedy.png]] [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] <br/>The fourth blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris reveals even more of the picture of the white guy and the gay Spider-Man which he insists is of Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash and Matt. Chris also claims that Gregg/Clyde has an urine fetish.


* '''[[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] <br/> Once again Chris tries to pose as Liquid Chris. This time by horribly mangling the song, A Whole New World, from the Disney version of Aladdin in response to one of Kacey's videos.
* '''[[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] <br/> Once again Chris tries to pose as Liquid Chris, this time by horribly mangling the song "A Whole New World" from the Disney version of Aladdin in response to one of Kacey's videos.


* '''[[Greetings to Kacey's folks]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Image:Tanwidestripeshirt.png]] <br/>Chris addresses Kacey's parents and tries to portray himself as decent human being. In true Chris-style, he does this by spewing a whole lot of bullshit about his person.
* '''[[Greetings to Kacey's folks]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Image:Tanwidestripeshirt.png]] <br/>Chris addresses Kacey's parents and tries to portray himself as decent human being. In true Chris style, he does this by spewing a whole lot of bullshit and lies about himself.


==November 2009==
==November 2009==
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* '''[[It_will_never_end|It Will Never End]]''' - ''1 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Clyde saga.png]]<br/>In yet another entry in the Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays blackmail attempts, Chris reveals a large section of blank wall as well as the faces of the participants. He then claims these videos will never end, and flips off the camera.
* '''[[It_will_never_end|It Will Never End]]''' - ''1 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Clyde saga.png]]<br/>In yet another entry in the Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays blackmail attempts, Chris reveals a large section of blank wall as well as the faces of the participants. He then claims these videos will never end, and flips off the camera.


* '''[[Apology_for_9/11_Joke|Apology for 9/11 Joke]]''' - ''2 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] <br/>Chris makes a self-serving apology for the 9-11 joke, and reuses the image in a slightly altered form in another threat against Clyde.  
* '''[[Apology_for_9/11_Joke|Apology for 9/11 Joke]]''' - ''2 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] <br/>Chris makes a self-serving apology for the 9/11 joke and reuses the image in a slightly altered form in another threat against Clyde.  


* '''[[11032009_Preface_to_Rescuing_Kacey|Preface to Rescuing Kacey]]''' - ''3 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]]<br/>Chris talks about the making of his Little Big Planet level for Kacey, and kisses the camera.  
* '''[[11032009_Preface_to_Rescuing_Kacey|Preface to Rescuing Kacey]]''' - ''3 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]]<br/>Chris talks about the making of his Little Big Planet level for Kacey, and kisses the camera.  
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* '''[[Rescuing_Kacey_From_Christian_W_Chandler|Rescuing Kacey from Christian W Chandler]]''' - ''3 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Directfeed.png]] [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] <br/>Chris plays through the ironically-titled Little Big Planet level he made for Kacey.  
* '''[[Rescuing_Kacey_From_Christian_W_Chandler|Rescuing Kacey from Christian W Chandler]]''' - ''3 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Directfeed.png]] [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] <br/>Chris plays through the ironically-titled Little Big Planet level he made for Kacey.  


* '''[[11042009 51 50|51 50]]''' - ''4 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Parappashirtmini.png]] <br/>Chris does hammer curls, poorly, with 12-packs of soda he claims weigh 50 lbs. each. They don't.
* '''[[11042009 51 50|51 50]]''' - ''4 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Parappashirtmini.png]] <br/>Chris does hammer curls, poorly, with 12-packs of soda he claims weigh 50 pounds each. They don't.


* '''[[No More Jokes]]''' - ''4 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] <br/>Chris reveals the inoffensive "gay Spider-man" picture, and is seemingly disgusted by it. YouTube pulls the video for some reason.
* '''[[No More Jokes]]''' - ''4 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] <br/>Chris reveals the inoffensive "gay Spider-man" picture, and is seemingly disgusted by it. YouTube pulls the video for some reason.


* '''[[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You]]''' - ''6 [[November 2009]] [[Image:Tragedy.png]] [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Image:Redstripeshirt.png]] <br/>Chris says he loves and needs Kacey, and tries to cry on camera but can't.
* '''[[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You]]''' - ''6 [[November 2009]] [[Image:Tragedy.png]] [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Image:Redstripeshirt.png]] <br/>After the disastrous [[Father Call]], Chris says he loves and needs Kacey, and tries to cry on camera but can't.


* '''[[CWC is sad]]''' - ''10 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Tragedy.png]] [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Image:Dangerstripeshirt.PNG]]<br/>Chris, who is seemingly very sad, congratulates Kacey on her marriage with Liquid Chris.
* '''[[CWC is sad]]''' - ''10 [[November 2009]]'' [[Image:Tragedy.png]] [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Image:Dangerstripeshirt.PNG]]<br/>Chris, who is seemingly very sad, congratulates Kacey on her marriage with Liquid Chris.
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==December 2009==
==December 2009==


* '''[[3 December 2009|Captain's Log, Stardate December 3th, 2009]]''' ''3 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Video games.png]] {{VertRedShirt}} <br/>Chris tells that he is uploading a video that is showing him running, and then he babbles a lot about LittleBigPlanet.
* '''[[3 December 2009|Captain's Log, Stardate December 3th, 2009]]''' ''3 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Video games.png]] {{VertRedShirt}} <br/>Chris tells us that he is uploading a video that is showing him running, and then he babbles a lot about Little Big Planet.


* '''[[Sonichu's Edge]]''' ''3 [[December 2009]]'' {{VertRedShirt}} <br/> Chris is shown attempting to run down a street. The video is, unsurprisingly enough, filled with jump cuts to hide his inability to do so.
* '''[[Sonichu's Edge]]''' ''3 [[December 2009]]'' {{VertRedShirt}} <br/> Chris is shown attempting to run down a street. The video is, unsurprisingly, filled with jump cuts to hide his inability to do so.


* '''[[Holiday Greetings]]''' ''5 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Comics.png]] [[Image:Safetyparka.png]]<br/> Chris seemingly draws Sonichu in the snow and wishes everybody happy holidays. But in reality he just praises his comic again and not-so-subtly compares it to the coming of Jesus.
* '''[[Holiday Greetings]]''' ''5 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Comics.png]] [[Image:Safetyparka.png]]<br/> Chris seemingly draws Sonichu in the snow and wishes everybody happy holidays. In reality he just praises his comic again and not-so-subtly compares it to the coming of Jesus.


* '''[[9 December 2009|Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009]]''' ''9 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Homos.png]] [[Image:Rumours.png]] [[Image:Galpals.png]] {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} <br/>Chris tells about his disgust for the Homosexual ads Jack Thaddeus have placed on CWCipedia and begs his TRUE and LOYAL fans in Europe to donate him money to get them removed. He then goes on access some rumors he have heard about a future Family Guy episode featuring him, and tells about his ideas for the episode which is just a bunch of narcissistic self-promoting bullshit. He also want his new galpal to voice Rosechu.
* '''[[9 December 2009|Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009]]''' ''9 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Homos.png]] [[Image:Rumours.png]] [[Image:Galpals.png]] {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} <br/>Chris talks about his disgust for the homosexual ads [[Jack Thaddeus]] has placed on CWCipedia and begs his TRUE and LOYAL fans in Europe to donate him money to get them removed. He then goes on access some rumors he have heard about a future Family Guy episode featuring him, and tells about his ideas for the episode which is just a bunch of narcissistic self-promoting bullshit. He also want his new gal-pal to voice Rosechu.


* '''[[Fanmail Reading|12102009 - Fanmail Reading.MP4]]''' ''10 [[December 2009]]'' {{OrangeShirt}} <br/>Chris reads some of the fan letters he's received through the mail, and then complains about the quality of the free things given to him.
* '''[[Fanmail Reading|12102009 - Fanmail Reading.MP4]]''' ''10 [[December 2009]]'' {{OrangeShirt}} <br/>Chris reads some of the fan letters he's received through the mail, and then complains about the quality of the free things given to him.


* '''[[Congrats%2C_Jack_Black|Congrats, Jack Black]]''' ''12 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Video games.png]] {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} <br/>Chris congratulates Jack Black for winning an award for ''Brutal Legend'' in the Spike Video Games Awards, an awards show that nobody cares about.
* '''[[Congrats%2C_Jack_Black|Congrats, Jack Black]]''' ''12 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Video games.png]] {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} <br/>Chris congratulates Jack Black for winning an award for ''Brutal Legend'' in the Spike TV Video Game Awards, an awards show that nobody cares about.


* '''[[IPods_Down_and_Listen_Up|IPods Down and Listen Up]]''' ''15 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Music.png]] {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} <br/>Chris attempts a freestyle rap, where he suggests that he has taken Viagra, and it has given him the confidence to rape women to produce tiger/panther cubs (or so his lyrics go). In reality, Chris's doctor has told him he has a vitamin deficiency and Chris is acting like the vitamins he's taken are <s>Viagra</s> crystal meth.
* '''[[IPods_Down_and_Listen_Up|IPods Down and Listen Up]]''' ''15 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Music.png]] {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} <br/>Chris attempts a freestyle rap, where he suggests that he has taken Viagra, and it has given him the confidence to rape women to produce tiger/panther cubs (or so his lyrics go). In reality, Chris's doctor has told him he has a vitamin deficiency and Chris is acting like the vitamins he's taken are <s>Viagra</s> crystal meth.


* '''[[Hello, Juffalo]]''' ''18 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Crazy.png]] [[Image:Music.png]] [[Image:Galpals.png]] {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} <br/>Chris tries to sign over another song, this time by Insane Clown Posse labelmates Dark Lotus. He has painted his face in the manner of a Juggalo, and also Sonichu, and fails at reciting the words despite obviously reading them from a piece of paper.
* '''[[Hello, Juffalo]]''' ''18 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Crazy.png]] [[Image:Music.png]] [[Image:Galpals.png]] {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} <br/>Chris tries to sing over another song, this time by Insane Clown Posse labelmates Dark Lotus. He has painted his face in the manner of a Juggalo, and also Sonichu, and fails at reciting the lyrics despite obviously reading them from a piece of paper.


* '''[[20 December 2009|Captain's Log, Stardate December 20th, 2009]]''' ''20 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Rumours.png]] [[Image:Greenwidestripeshirt.png]] <br/>Chris complains about a Times Square billboard bearing his image and tortures a cat.
* '''[[20 December 2009|Captain's Log, Stardate December 20th, 2009]]''' ''20 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Rumours.png]] [[Image:Greenwidestripeshirt.png]] <br/>Chris complains about a Times Square billboard bearing his image and tortures a cat.
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* '''[[A Sonichu Day]]''' ''24 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Comedy.png]] [[Image:YellowRedStripe.png]] <br/> Chris helpfully illustrates what boring chores [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] have to deal with using the power of Lego minifigures.
* '''[[A Sonichu Day]]''' ''24 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Comedy.png]] [[Image:YellowRedStripe.png]] <br/> Chris helpfully illustrates what boring chores [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] have to deal with using the power of Lego minifigures.


* '''[[Shout out to Fans in Hospital]]''' ''24 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Redyellowstripeshirt.png]] [[Image:Website.png]] <br/> Chris gives a shout-out to the Columbine Shooters because "they got into a car accident and are now in the hospital".
* '''[[Shout out to Fans in Hospital]]''' ''24 [[December 2009]]'' [[Image:Redyellowstripeshirt.png]] [[Image:Website.png]] <br/> Chris gives a shout-out to the Columbine shooters because "they got into a car accident and are now in the hospital".


* '''[[Kill De Jack]]''' ''25 [[December 2009]]'' {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} [[Image:YellowRedStripe.png‎]]<br/> Chris make a video endorsing murder of [[Jack Thaddeus]] for the ads he's putting on his site. Clyde Cash is also mentioned".
* '''[[Kill De Jack]]''' ''25 [[December 2009]]'' {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} [[Image:YellowRedStripe.png‎]]<br/> Chris make a video endorsing murder of [[Jack Thaddeus]] for the ads he's putting on his site. Clyde Cash is also mentioned.


* '''[[Download For Play Only]]''' ''26 [[December 2009]]'' {{Homos}} {{Video games}} {{Website}} {{Clyde}} <br/>Chris rambles about how we should be able to download LBP levels and forbidding everyone to alter his custom levels and how a game's merchandise is its wedding ring, elegantly changing the subject at the end of the video to requesting the murder of [[Jack Thaddeus]] for the Homo Ads.
* '''[[Download For Play Only]]''' ''26 [[December 2009]]'' {{Homos}} {{Video games}} {{Website}} {{Clyde}} <br/>Chris rambles about how we should be able to download LBP levels and how a game's merchandise is its wedding ring and forbids everyone to alter his custom levels . He elegantly changes the subject at the end of the video to request the murder of [[Jack Thaddeus]] in revenge for the homo ads.


* '''[[To Clyde and Jack]]''' ''27 [[December 2009]]'' {{Homos}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} [[Image:YellowRedStripe.png‎]] <br/>Chris states that he likes homosexuals, implies that [[Clyde Cash]]'s and [[Jack Thaddeus]]'s actions harm the LGBT community, and suggests that the two aforementioned trolls commit suicide and rot in [[Ruckersville, VA|Hell]].
* '''[[To Clyde and Jack]]''' ''27 [[December 2009]]'' {{Homos}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} [[Image:YellowRedStripe.png‎]] <br/>Chris states that he likes homosexuals, implies that Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus's actions harm the LGBT community, and suggests that the two aforementioned trolls commit suicide and rot in [[Ruckersville, VA|Hell]].


* '''[[Address to my CWCipedia SysOP]]''' ''31 [[December 2009]]'' {{Website}} {{Clyde}} {{reason}} [[Image:Dangerstripeshirt.PNG]] <br/> Chris ask to the CWCipedia's Sysop to remove the ad right next to the title of his front page. He also wishes the suicide of [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]].
* '''[[Address to my CWCipedia SysOP]]''' ''31 [[December 2009]]'' {{Website}} {{Clyde}} {{reason}} [[Image:Dangerstripeshirt.PNG]] <br/> Chris ask to the CWCipedia's Sysop to remove the ad right next to the title of his front page. He also wishes for the suicide of Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus.


==January 2010==
==January 2010==


* '''[[This was my fault]]''' ''2 [[January 2010]]'' {{Website}} {{reason}} [[Image:Dangerstripeshirt.PNG]] <br/> Chris asks [[Chris and remorse|for forgiveness]] from the Coca-Cola company and the [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Closed Due To AIDS|CWCipedia's]] [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|Sysop]] for his infringement of the [[Chris and copyright|copyright laws]].
* '''[[This was my fault]]''' ''2 [[January 2010]]'' {{Website}} {{reason}} [[Image:Dangerstripeshirt.PNG]] <br/> Chris asks [[Chris and remorse|for forgiveness]] from the Coca-Cola company and the [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Closed Due To AIDS|CWCipedia's]] [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|Sysop]] for his infringement of [[Chris and copyright|copyright laws]].


* '''[[Down with Asperchu]]''' ''9 [[January 2010]]'' {{Fanart}} {{Rage}} {{Asperchu}} [[Image:Captainfalconshirt.PNG]] <br/> Since Christian thought he was victorious over the [[homos|gays]] after getting the despised [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia_Advertisements|ads]] taken off of his CWCipedia, he imposed his wrath upon Alec Benson Leary, the creator of [[Asperchu]].  
* '''[[Down with Asperchu]]''' ''9 [[January 2010]]'' {{Fanart}} {{Rage}} {{Asperchu}} [[Image:Captainfalconshirt.PNG]] <br/> Since Christian believes he is victorious over the [[homos|gays]] after getting the despised [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia_Advertisements|ads]] taken off of his CWCipedia, he imposes his wrath upon Alec Benson Leary, the creator of [[Asperchu]].  


* '''[[12 January 2010|Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2010]]''' ''12 [[January 2010]]'' {{Fanart}} {{Rage}} {{Asperchu}} {{DogShirt}} <br/> Chris, [[Chris and reality|delusional as always]], mentions talks of a work with now-defunct anime distribution company [[Wikipedia:A.D. Vision|A.D.Vision]] (now known as Section 23) and gives a shout out to a mysterious girl named Ginger before going into a [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] over the [[Asperchu]] ads on his site.
* '''[[12 January 2010|Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2010]]''' ''12 [[January 2010]]'' {{Fanart}} {{Rage}} {{Asperchu}} {{DogShirt}} <br/> Chris, [[Chris and reality|delusional as always]], mentions talks of a work with now-defunct anime distribution company [[Wikipedia:A.D. Vision|A.D.Vision]] (now known as Section 23) and gives a shout out to a mysterious girl named Ginger before going into a [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] over the [[Asperchu]] ads on his site.
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* '''[[14 January 2010|Captain's Log, Startdate January 14th, 2010]]''' ''14 [[January 2010]]'' {{Fanart}} {{Reason}} {{Asperchu}} {{DogShirt}} <br/> In this video, Chris tries to convince the audience that he is [[Lie|a good person]] even after he [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursed]] [[Asperchu|someone]] and wished for their [[Death threats|imminent demise]].
* '''[[14 January 2010|Captain's Log, Startdate January 14th, 2010]]''' ''14 [[January 2010]]'' {{Fanart}} {{Reason}} {{Asperchu}} {{DogShirt}} <br/> In this video, Chris tries to convince the audience that he is [[Lie|a good person]] even after he [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursed]] [[Asperchu|someone]] and wished for their [[Death threats|imminent demise]].


* '''[[What's_the_Name,_Christian_Chandler,_C_H_R_I_S_C_H_A_N|What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N]]''' ''14 [[January 2010]]'' {{Music}} {{DogShirt}} <br/> Chris sings once again, performing his own variation of a "Mr. Plow Remix" that featured in a recent The Simpsons 20th Anniversary special, about how he is Christian Chandler. He proves that he cannot play the Harmonica at all, making his [[Mailbag 21#Chris has something in common with Billy Joel|statement]] in the [[mailbag]] yet another [[lie]].  
* '''[[What's_the_Name,_Christian_Chandler,_C_H_R_I_S_C_H_A_N|What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N]]''' ''14 [[January 2010]]'' {{Music}} {{DogShirt}} <br/> Chris sings once again, performing his own variation of a "Mr. Plow Remix" that featured in a recent [[The Simpsons]] 20th Anniversary special, about how he is Christian Chandler. He proves that he cannot play the harmonica at all, making his [[Mailbag 21#Chris has something in common with Billy Joel|statement]] in the [[Mailbag]] yet another [[lie]].  


* '''[[15 January 2010|Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2010]]''' ''15 [[January 2010]]'' {{Fanart}} {{Rage}} {{Asperchu}} {{DogShirt}} <br/> Chris expresses his desire to [[Homos#Evidence_that_Chris_is_a_homo|take on four dudes at once]] and then proceeds to drop his dox, again.
* '''[[15 January 2010|Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2010]]''' ''15 [[January 2010]]'' {{Fanart}} {{Rage}} {{Asperchu}} {{DogShirt}} <br/> Chris expresses his desire to [[Homos#Evidence_that_Chris_is_a_homo|take on four dudes at once]] and then proceeds to drop his dox, again.


* '''[[U8C43P2A37A8_y_U8C1N023V0L|Love Sonichu and Hate Asperchu (1337 version)]]''' ''15 [[January 2010]]'' {{Fanart}} {{Crazy}} {{Asperchu}} {{DogShirt}} <br/> The video title, '''U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L''', written in some kind of reversed [[Wikipedia:leet|1337]] pseudo-Spanish, is translated as "Love [[Sonichu]] and hate [[Asperchu]]". Chris tries to be clever by speaking Spanish backwards, but he just ends up sounding like a raving lunatic. He has also been wearing the same shirt for about 4 days now. Take from that what you will.
* '''[[U8C43P2A37A8_y_U8C1N023V0L|Love Sonichu and Hate Asperchu (1337 version)]]''' ''15 [[January 2010]]'' {{Fanart}} {{Crazy}} {{Asperchu}} {{DogShirt}} <br/> The video title, '''U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L''', written in some kind of reversed [[Wikipedia:leet|1337]] pseudo-Spanish, is translated as "Love Sonichu and hate Asperchu". Chris tries to be clever by speaking Spanish backwards, but he just ends up sounding like a raving lunatic. He has also been wearing the same shirt for about 4 days now. Take from that what you will.


*'''[[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]''' ''17 [[January 2010]]'' {{Fanart}} {{Rage}} {{Asperchu}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} <br/> Chris runs down what he considers to be mockeries of himself in [[Asperchu]], calls for [[Patti]]'s spirit to eat Alec's soul for dinner, and threatens to get his church congregation and the FBI to take down the Asperpedia.
*'''[[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]''' ''17 [[January 2010]]'' {{Fanart}} {{Rage}} {{Asperchu}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} <br/> Chris runs down what he considers to be mockeries of himself in Asperchu, calls for [[Patti]]'s spirit to eat Alec's soul for dinner, and threatens to get his church congregation and the FBI to take down the [[Asperpedia]].


*'''[[22 January 2010|Captain's Log, Stardate January 22nd, 2010]]''' ''22 [[January 2010]]'' [[Image:Homosn.png]] [[Image:Reason.png]] {{Asperchu}} [[Image:Horizontalbluegrayshirt.png]] <br/> Chris denies the homosexual implications of giving Asperchu a makeover by including home remodeling, cooking, and "myth busting" as makeovers.
*'''[[22 January 2010|Captain's Log, Stardate January 22nd, 2010]]''' ''22 [[January 2010]]'' [[Image:Homosn.png]] [[Image:Reason.png]] {{Asperchu}} [[Image:Horizontalbluegrayshirt.png]] <br/> Chris denies the homosexual implications of giving Asperchu a makeover by including home remodeling, cooking, and "myth busting" under the heading of "makeovers."


*'''[[29 January 2010|Captain's Log, Stardate January 25th or 26th, 2010]]''' ''29 [[January 2010]]'' {{Website}} {{Reason}} {{Asperchu}} [[Image:Redgreenvertstripe.png]] <br/> Chris apologizes to Alec and asks him to reduce the size of the [[Asperchu]] ads on the [[CWCipedia]]. He also dictates what letters the fans of Sonichu should send him if they want answers in the Mailbag.
*'''[[29 January 2010|Captain's Log, Stardate January 25th or 26th, 2010]]''' ''29 [[January 2010]]'' {{Website}} {{Reason}} {{Asperchu}} [[Image:Redgreenvertstripe.png]] <br/> Chris apologizes to Alec and asks him to reduce the size of the Asperchu ads on the CWCipedia. He also dictates what letters the fans of Sonichu should send him if they want answers in the Mailbag.


==February 2010==
==February 2010==


*'''[[CWC address to Royal Board]]''' ''1 [[February 2010]]'' {{Comics}} {{Reason}} {{RedStripeShirt}} <br/> Chris, having been told that [[Sonichu]] breaks a UK [[Chris and copyright|copyright]], attempts to make his case to the Royal Board of Certification. For some reason, he seems hesitant to mention that Sonichu is based off of [[Sonic]], as though he's dimly aware that he's plagiarizing like crazy.
*'''[[CWC address to Royal Board]]''' ''1 [[February 2010]]'' {{Comics}} {{Reason}} {{RedStripeShirt}} <br/> Chris, having been told that Sonichu violates a UK [[Chris and copyright|copyright]], attempts to make his case to the Royal Board of Certification. For some reason, he seems hesitant to mention that Sonichu is based off of Sonic the Hedgehog, as though he's dimly aware that he's plagiarizing like crazy.


*'''[[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.]]''' ''1 [[February 2010]]'' {{Homos}} {{Website}} {{Rage}}  {{Asperchu}} {{RedStripeShirt}} <br/> Chris casts another [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]], this time at [[Asperchu|Asperpedia's]] Mao, over the new homoerotic ads on [[CWCipedia]].
*'''[[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.]]''' ''1 [[February 2010]]'' {{Homos}} {{Website}} {{Rage}}  {{Asperchu}} {{RedStripeShirt}} <br/> Chris casts another Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, this time at Asperpedia's Mao, over the new homoerotic ads on CWCipedia.


*'''[[Apologies to Alec and Evan]]''' ''1 [[February 2010]]'' {{Website}} {{Reason}}  {{Asperchu}} {{RedStripeShirt}} <br/> After cursing Mao, Chris excuse himself to Alec and Evan for the "[[Death threats|Past Unformalities]]" and ask if he can tone-down his publicity on CWCipedia.
*'''[[Apologies to Alec and Evan]]''' ''1 [[February 2010]]'' {{Website}} {{Reason}}  {{Asperchu}} {{RedStripeShirt}} <br/> After cursing Mao, Chris excuse himself to Alec and Evan for the "[[Death threats|Past Unformalities]]" and ask if he can tone-down his publicity on CWCipedia.


*'''[[5 February 2010|I Am Alive]]''' ''5 [[February 2010]]'' {{Website}} {{Reason}}  {{Asperchu}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} <br/> Chris reacts to the announce of his premature death, he claim that he will kill off Simonla and that he was sorry for spreading rumors regarding  Alec.
*'''[[5 February 2010|I Am Alive]]''' ''5 [[February 2010]]'' {{Website}} {{Reason}}  {{Asperchu}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} <br/> Chris reacts to the rumors of his premature death, claims that he will kill off [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]], and says that he is sorry for spreading rumors regarding  Alec.


*'''[[9 February 2010|Captain's Log 9 February 2010]]''' ''9 [[February 2010]]'' {{Website}} {{Rage}}  {{Asperchu}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} <br/> Chris makes a video about how the Mao, Alec, Evan and Sean have destroyed the [[CWCipedia|undestroyable]].
*'''[[9 February 2010|Captain's Log 9 February 2010]]''' ''9 [[February 2010]]'' {{Website}} {{Rage}}  {{Asperchu}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} <br/> Chris makes a video about how Mao, Alec, Evan and Sean have destroyed the [[CWCipedia|undestroyable]].


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  • Chris Chan in the PokéNews 16 October 1999 TelevisionTelevision PokéShirtPokéShirt LeakedLeaked
    The local news media do a fluff piece on the rise of Pokémon fandom, and Chris happens to be among the small children playing the game.

July 2001

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  • C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics 24 February 2007
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June 2007

August 2007

  • CWC is Angry August 2007 RageRage StackhouseStackhouse Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris shoots a photo of Adam Stackhouse to prove how angry he is.

November 2007

  • Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007 ReasonReason EDED Yellow & Red StripeYellow & Red Stripe
    In the first YouTube video posted by Christian since the launch of his Encyclopedia Dramatica page, Christian assumes the ED contributors have simply misunderstood him and his work, and attempts to re-introduce himself so that things can start over on the right foot.

August 2008

  • Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008 ComicsComics EDED PokéShirtPokéShirt
    Chris, believing that a vast online Sonichu fan base exists to serve as his personal army, addresses only those Sonichu fans who do not hate him, telling them to send hate e-mail to Jason Kendrick Howell until the Encyclopedia Dramatica page is deleted, so that he can work on his Sonichu comics in peace.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008 ComicsComics EDED South African FlagSouth African Flag
    Christian realizes that Encyclopedia Dramatica is down, and commands his followers to withhold donations for a new server. To sweeten the deal he provides a sneak preview of the long-awaited Sonichu 7.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008 EDED SeaGreenPolo.png
    In this video Chris concedes that, despite his best efforts, Encyclopedia Dramatica has successfully raised the funds needed to remain in operation, although he does not really admit failure in his campaign. Chris also reads from a form letter sent to him by Nintendo of America, and makes a personal army request for more e-fame.

September 2008

  • Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008 Video gamesVideo games BlancaBlanca HillHill MiyamotoMiyamoto JerkopJerkop
    Chris now insists that Blanca is real and not responsible for tricking him after all. Chris goes on to inform his fans of bootleg Sonichu merchandise sold by Jimmy Hill, and calls for a boycott. Chris also gives an update on the progress of the Sonichu video game.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008 StackhouseStackhouse Dog ShirtDog Shirt
    After nearly two weeks of near-total silence following the 9/11 attacks, Christian decides it is necessary to assure his fans that he has not committed suicide. He also implores his fans not to persecute Adam Stackhouse, as Christian himself has found it in his heart to forgive him for cheating in the Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown contest.

October 2008

  • Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008 BlancaBlanca OrangeOrange
    Christian issues a statement regarding the revelation that the trolls acting as Blanca have obtained his Sonichu medallion. He admits to having sent Blanca the medallion, but claims she has already returned it and that he has modified it to make it more difficult for trolls to make unofficial copies.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008 TragedyTragedy BlancaBlanca HillHill
    Christian issues a statement on Blanca breaking up with him over the photo of himself wearing his mother's underwear. He also takes time to complain about rickyricardo123 stealing his medallion and Jimmy Hill plagiarizing his Sonichu.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008 Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    In an effort to get the heart-shattered Chris back in the mood to draw comics and post videos, the #sonichu chatroom convinced him to do a Q&A session, answering questions from his fans. This clip is perhaps best remembered for Christian's mockery of trolls who act like girls, which is ironic coming from a man who has worn his mother's underwear.

December 2008

  • Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 Video gamesVideo games ComicsComics ClydeClyde Vert RedVert Red
    Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 is Chris's first video log in over two months. He thanks his fans for helping him win a gift card in the GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes, offers condolences to the family of Ryan Cash, and vows to complete the long-awaited Spring Break story for Sonichu 8.

January 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009 Video gamesVideo games MiyamotoMiyamoto Dog ShirtDog Shirt
    Christian announces that a deal has been made with Nintendo of America to introduce Sonichu and Rosechu as characters in the new Animal Crossing: City Folk game, although he seems to believe that early versions of these characters have somehow escaped into the internet.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009 HomosHomos Red Yellow StripeRed Yellow Stripe
    Frustrated with accusations that he is gay, Chris attempts to set the record straight once and for all. He holds up a relatively tame picture of Britney Spears, apparently thinking that owning magazines with sexy photos of women in them is proof of his heterosexuality.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009 EDED MiyamotoMiyamoto
    Possibly under pressure from Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé, Christian uploads this video to deny his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica as officially as possible. He also forbids everyone from looking at it.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009 HomosHomos RageRage Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Christian issues a scathing statement concerning hackers who used his email account to send messages to dozens of people saying Christian has come out of the closet. He denies this outrageous claim and proves his heterosexuality by stomping on the vibrator he has owned for years.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009 WebsiteWebsite Jokershirt.png
    Christian announces that sonichu.info, the site he created just days ago following the hacking of sonichu.net, has also been hacked. He promises his fans (especially the female ones) that he will restore his true website soon.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009 MiyamotoMiyamoto Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    After weeks of talking about collaborating with Shigeru Miyamoto, Christian disappeared from the internet for several days around the time that he was scheduled to meet with Miyamoto in Redmond, Washington. Speculation grew that Christian was actually attempting to make this cross-country journey, until he finally posted this video, claiming to have just returned. Somehow you can just tell he hasn't even left his house since his last video.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009 HomosHomos RageRage MiyamotoMiyamoto Tanwidestripeshirt.png
    Chris retracts his January 26 statement about having flown to Nintendo of America headquarters to meet Shigeru Miyamoto. He also angrily responds to Reggie Fils-Aimé and his complaint about a panty shot in Chris's PowerPoint presentation, a complaint Chris distorts into false allegations of nudity and characterizes as a general opposition to heterosexuality.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009 MiyamotoMiyamoto Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Chris retracts his 30 January retraction of his 26 January retraction, and apologizes for his unprofessional behavior toward Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé. He then begs and pleads for Miyamoto and Fils-Aimé to merely postpone the Sonichu video game project indefinitely, rather than cancel it outright.

February 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009 HomosHomos JulieJulie ClydeClyde Red & WhiteRed & White
    Threatening Julie with harm, Clyde Cash demanded that Chris come out of the closet on YouTube in exchange for her safety. Ambivalent about how to handle the situation, Chris posts a video in which he filibusters for nearly three minutes and finally declares himself to be a "Gaybian".
  • Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009 HomosHomos JulieJulie ClydeClyde Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Christian explains why he had to make the two videos suggesting that he was gay, in order to satisfy an agreement with Clyde Cash. He then attempts to honor another agreement with Clyde by destroying his vibrator.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009 HomosHomos PandaPanda JulieJulie Green StripeGreen Stripe
    In this video, Chris briefly recaps his previous videos, announces a new website, and speculates that PandaHalo may have been killed in the Australian Bushfires.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009 Video gamesVideo games MiyamotoMiyamoto JulieJulie ReasonReason Dog ShirtDog Shirt
    Chris shows off his bedroom floor, in a bid to demonstrate to Clyde Cash that he has fulfilled his end of their agreement. Chris then follows up by reading a letter from Nintendo of America, responding to his private query about his negotiations with Shigeru Miyamoto.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009 HomosHomos
    Chris opens by explaining that he's just finished filming a dedication for one of his sweetest Sonichu Girls. He doesn't name this female fan, but it's nevertheless clear that he's referring to Sarah May. Chris goes on to apologize for having ever said that he hates all gays.

March 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009 Tragedy.pngJulie saga.png Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Chris, visibly distraught after the outing of Julie, explains that he has been under a lot of stress lately. He tells his fans to not believe the trolls, and yet, they shouldn't believe him, since he's not wearing his medallion.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009 File:Homos.png Red Yellow StripeRed Yellow Stripe
    Chris sees the March 8 episode of Family Guy, "Family Gay," in which Peter Griffin becomes homosexual and Stewie cites Leviticus 18:22 in opposition of this development. In other news, Chris is hard at work on a new Sonichu medallion, and he publicly announces that he is withdrawing from the internet as a front in his Love Quest.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009 Comics.pngIvy saga.png Captainfalconshirt.PNG
    Chris explains a few recent happenings, or lack thereof. He expresses his hope that he'll win some Eye of Judgment tournament and get some special cards. He then goes on to make excuses for his predictable delays in turning out any new comic pages, and he makes a brief shout-out to Ivy.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009 Rage.pngClyde saga.png Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Outraged over the leaking of secret information that he undoubtedly freely distributed to some stranger on the internet, Chris blows his stack and expresses his outrage in the only outlet he has--yelling empty threats and dirty words on the YouTube.
  • Chris Sings Lovin' You - 29 March 2009 Music.pngIvy saga.png
    In what is perhaps Chris's creepiest video to date, Chris delivers a short speech to Ivy and shows a few pictures. Chris's poor rendition of "Lovin' You" is sung in the background throughout.
  • Secret Weapon - 30 March 2009 Comedy.png Clyde saga.png
    Chris makes fun of Clyde Cash based on his "mugshot" (actually a picture of Lee Hotti).
  • YouTube Finale - 30 March 2009 Clyde saga.png
    Chris calls out to Clyde Cash again, threatening to beat him up. At the same time, he decides to withdraw from the YouTube scene... for now.

April 2009

  • The Return of Kimmi 12 April 2009 Crazy.pngIvy saga.png Red StripeRed Stripe
    Chris gives a shoutout to Ivy by kissing his blow-up doll taped with Ivy's face for a good 20 seconds.
  • Bunny Hop 12 April 2009 Crazy.pngIvy saga.png Red StripeRed Stripe
    Chris gives another shoutout to Crass and Champ by dancing like a child.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009 Reason.pngIvy saga.png Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    In this set of videos, Chris addresses the 16 April release of video and pictures and admits what was already obvious--that the woman for whom he made the sex videos is Ivy.

May 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009 Red BlueRed Blue
    Chris urges the Sonichu and Rosechu fanbase to keep up his Wikipedia page after it was deleted by Wikipedia Admins so that no more vicious lies and slander will spread about him on the internet.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009 Website.png Vert RedVert Red
    Chris explains that he has closed the cwcville.com domain and has no plans to reopen it in the near future. He also notes he won't be making as many videos in the future. He seems surprisingly cognizant of the fact that if he stops producing content on the internet then the trolls will have no new material to use against him.

June 2009

July 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009 Red & WhiteRed & White
    Chris denies that he was responsible for the untimely death of CWCville Mayor BILLY MAYS. He also mentions that he's continuing his Love Quest and that he will finish the long-awaited Sonichu Comic.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009 Greenstripedshirt2.PNG
    Chris dispels myths that he has a Death Note. He also goes on a bit more on how he didn't kill Billy Mays, and that he shouldn't be considered a scapegoat.
  • The July 10th Messages - 10 July 2009 Rage.png Refereeshirt.PNG
    Chris calls out three people, insulting them and spitting out death threats. These videos would lead to Chris' then-current YouTube account to be shut down.

August 2009

  • CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!! - 6 August 2009 Rage.pngLiquid saga.png Jokershirt.png
    Chris demands that Liquid Chris sing the full-length of the final song and tells people he is not "Ian Brandon SOMETHING!"
  • NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!! - 14 August 2009 Rage.pngLiquid saga.png Red & WhiteRed & White
    When Liquid Chris declares himself the winner of the SingStar Challenge, moving on to make Sonichu into a multimedia franchise and marrying his girl friend, Chris blows his lid.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009 Comics.pngWebsite.png Greenstripedshirt2.PNG
    Chris announces his DeviantArt account as an alternative site for viewing his comic pages during the outage of Cwcipedia. He also claims that trolls are assuming his identity in attempts to trick various "companies," and that this will not succeed.
  • THAT IS MY HOUSE - 27 August 2009 Rage.png
    Chris demands that the videos of his house he put up just five months earlier be taken down or he's in trouble. In the uncut version, Bob Chandler makes an appearance, revealing why he wants the videos down.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009 Refereeshirt.PNG
    Christian Weston Chandler claims to have not received any boxes from the USPS or UPS. He then goes on to prove he's completely insane by taking on a second personality: Christopher.

September 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009 Rage.png
    Chris thanks Vivian for his father's birthday present and also shows his displeasure at Vivian wanting to put the audiobooks on DVD and sell them, demanding that she remove all the videos and shut down her account before she can regain his respect again.
  • Sign Destruction Video - 6 September 2009 Rage.png Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris shows his displeasure at Vivian's refusal to remove the videos by destroying the sign that was put on his front yard months earlier.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate September 10th, 2009 Video games.png Red & WhiteRed & White
    Chris utterly dismisses a possible interview with Veronica Belmont of Playstation Magazine Europe as a troll, continuing to display his utter paranoia and control over what he wants to do and how he wants it.

October 2009

  • 10112009 Rage.png Clyde saga.png Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Christian calls out Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash for torturing his friends, then attempts to demonstrate how good of a fighter he is by punching a book, and then his own face.
  • Chris Loses It 12 October 2009 Crazy.png Red & WhiteRed & White
    A bizarre video in which Chris shouts to himself in the darkness, falls off a chair, and throws things at his camera.
  • War Paint Video 14 October 2009 Crazy.png
    Chris unburies the tomahawk toy gun he used to shoot at the Adam Stackhouse photo, and calls a war-curse upon the trolls through his alleged Cherokee ancestry.
  • Brutal Legend 18 October 2009 Video games.png Vert RedVert Red
    Chris presumably plugs Brütal Legend. We have no way of knowing, as the video has no sound.
  • Brutal Legend Plus 21 October 2009 Comedy.png Video games.png Liquid saga.png Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Chris uploads another version of the previous video with sound this time, albeit with several skips due to PSEye neglect. He does indeed plug the game Brütal Legend and also takes a moment to hypocritically ridicule trolls.
  • Addressing Liquid 22 October 2009 Liquid saga.png Vert RedVert Red
    Chris, still seriously suffering from crappywebcamitis, lists a whole bunch of adjectives that don't really describe him.
  • I Love You Kacey 23 October 2009 Reason.png Liquid saga.png Redgreenvertstripe.png
    Thinking he may still have a chance at banging Liquid's girlfriend (after duping her in an attempt to get laid), Chris pours his heart out to her. Being the unselfish gentleman that he is, he also gives her express permission to date whoever she wants.
  • 10242009 Rage.png Clyde saga.png Redgreenvertstripe.png
    Chris delivers a brief message to Gregg Mays to let him know he is not scared of him.
  • To Clyde Gregg 27 October 2009 Clyde saga.png Greenstripedshirt2.PNG
    Chris declares his intentions to blackmail Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash by making threats to post a video that shows his real face.
  • ClydeGoingOnGregg1 27 October 2009 Clyde saga.png
    The first blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes with the head of some white guy plastered on. Chris makes some dubious claims that the head in question belongs to Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash.
  • For Chris No 2 27 October 2009 Reason.png Liquid saga.png Greenstripedshirt2.PNG
    Chris tells Liquid Chris to "Back away from Kacey" and threatens to throw a hissy fit if his request is not obliged.
  • Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! 28 October 2009 Comedy.png Clyde saga.png
    The second blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of two drunk and lightly dressed women on top of each other. The one on the bottom has the head of a man in a Spider-Man mask plastered over her own. Chris claim this to be Gregg/Clyde's friend, Matt. That Chris is subtly (although it comes across as rather ham-handed) trying to make Gregg/Clyde look like a homo becomes clear.
  • Clyde is Weaker than Water 30 October 2009 Comedy.png Clyde saga.png
    The third blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris calls Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash weak and reveals more of the picture he claims is of him. Chris manages to instantly thwart his own attempt to portray Gregg/Clyde as weak and gay by showing pictures of himself flexing his non-biceps while wearing his sports bra, which he calls a "muscle bra". And just to top it off, Chris says that more men should wear these "muscle bras".
  • Getting Foam Ed 31 October 2009 Comedy.png Clyde saga.png
    The fourth blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris reveals even more of the picture of the white guy and the gay Spider-Man which he insists is of Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash and Matt. Chris also claims that Gregg/Clyde has an urine fetish.
  • Greetings to Kacey's folks 31 October 2009 Liquid saga.png Tanwidestripeshirt.png
    Chris addresses Kacey's parents and tries to portray himself as decent human being. In true Chris style, he does this by spewing a whole lot of bullshit and lies about himself.

November 2009

  • I AM STRONG - 1 November 2009 Clyde saga.png
    Chris once again reiterates he is "strong." He attempts to flex, grunts a lot, and talks in a "deep" voice, and claims Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays is weak.
  • Twin Falling Towers - 1 November 2009 Clyde saga.png
    Chris 'shops the gay Spider-Man image over an image of the World Trade Center and mocks the terror attacks of 9/11 in a revolting attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash. Chris came up with this idea on his own.
  • It Will Never End - 1 November 2009 Clyde saga.png
    In yet another entry in the Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays blackmail attempts, Chris reveals a large section of blank wall as well as the faces of the participants. He then claims these videos will never end, and flips off the camera.
  • Apology for 9/11 Joke - 2 November 2009 Clyde saga.png
    Chris makes a self-serving apology for the 9/11 joke and reuses the image in a slightly altered form in another threat against Clyde.
  • 51 50 - 4 November 2009 Parappashirtmini.png
    Chris does hammer curls, poorly, with 12-packs of soda he claims weigh 50 pounds each. They don't.
  • No More Jokes - 4 November 2009 Clyde saga.png
    Chris reveals the inoffensive "gay Spider-man" picture, and is seemingly disgusted by it. YouTube pulls the video for some reason.
  • CWC is sad - 10 November 2009 Tragedy.png Liquid saga.png Dangerstripeshirt.PNG
    Chris, who is seemingly very sad, congratulates Kacey on her marriage with Liquid Chris.
  • CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation 23 November 2009 Comics.png File:Fanart.png Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris, having completely recovered from the loss of Kacey, tries once again to pitch his incestuous, pedophillic porno-comic to businessmen as a comic for children. All while dropping his dox once more and wallowing in narcissism.

December 2009

  • Sonichu's Edge 3 December 2009 Vert RedVert Red
    Chris is shown attempting to run down a street. The video is, unsurprisingly, filled with jump cuts to hide his inability to do so.
  • Holiday Greetings 5 December 2009 Comics.png Safetyparka.png
    Chris seemingly draws Sonichu in the snow and wishes everybody happy holidays. In reality he just praises his comic again and not-so-subtly compares it to the coming of Jesus.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009 9 December 2009 File:Homos.png Rumours.png Galpals.png Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Chris talks about his disgust for the homosexual ads Jack Thaddeus has placed on CWCipedia and begs his TRUE and LOYAL fans in Europe to donate him money to get them removed. He then goes on access some rumors he have heard about a future Family Guy episode featuring him, and tells about his ideas for the episode which is just a bunch of narcissistic self-promoting bullshit. He also want his new gal-pal to voice Rosechu.
  • Congrats, Jack Black 12 December 2009 Video games.png Red Yellow StripeRed Yellow Stripe
    Chris congratulates Jack Black for winning an award for Brutal Legend in the Spike TV Video Game Awards, an awards show that nobody cares about.
  • IPods Down and Listen Up 15 December 2009 Music.png Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Chris attempts a freestyle rap, where he suggests that he has taken Viagra, and it has given him the confidence to rape women to produce tiger/panther cubs (or so his lyrics go). In reality, Chris's doctor has told him he has a vitamin deficiency and Chris is acting like the vitamins he's taken are Viagra crystal meth.
  • Hello, Juffalo 18 December 2009 Crazy.png Music.png Galpals.png Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Chris tries to sing over another song, this time by Insane Clown Posse labelmates Dark Lotus. He has painted his face in the manner of a Juggalo, and also Sonichu, and fails at reciting the lyrics despite obviously reading them from a piece of paper.
  • Download For Play Only 26 December 2009 HomosHomos Video gamesVideo games WebsiteWebsite ClydeClyde
    Chris rambles about how we should be able to download LBP levels and how a game's merchandise is its wedding ring and forbids everyone to alter his custom levels . He elegantly changes the subject at the end of the video to request the murder of Jack Thaddeus in revenge for the homo ads.
  • To Clyde and Jack 27 December 2009 HomosHomos RageRage ClydeClyde YellowRedStripe.png
    Chris states that he likes homosexuals, implies that Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus's actions harm the LGBT community, and suggests that the two aforementioned trolls commit suicide and rot in Hell.
  • Address to my CWCipedia SysOP 31 December 2009 WebsiteWebsite ClydeClyde ReasonReason Dangerstripeshirt.PNG
    Chris ask to the CWCipedia's Sysop to remove the ad right next to the title of his front page. He also wishes for the suicide of Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus.

January 2010

  • Down with Asperchu 9 January 2010 Fan ArtFan Art RageRage AsperchuAsperchu Captainfalconshirt.PNG
    Since Christian believes he is victorious over the gays after getting the despised ads taken off of his CWCipedia, he imposes his wrath upon Alec Benson Leary, the creator of Asperchu.
  • Love Sonichu and Hate Asperchu (1337 version) 15 January 2010 Fan ArtFan Art CrazyCrazy AsperchuAsperchu Dog ShirtDog Shirt
    The video title, U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L, written in some kind of reversed 1337 pseudo-Spanish, is translated as "Love Sonichu and hate Asperchu". Chris tries to be clever by speaking Spanish backwards, but he just ends up sounding like a raving lunatic. He has also been wearing the same shirt for about 4 days now. Take from that what you will.
  • Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke 17 January 2010 Fan ArtFan Art RageRage AsperchuAsperchu Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Chris runs down what he considers to be mockeries of himself in Asperchu, calls for Patti's spirit to eat Alec's soul for dinner, and threatens to get his church congregation and the FBI to take down the Asperpedia.

February 2010

  • CWC address to Royal Board 1 February 2010 ComicsComics ReasonReason Red StripeRed Stripe
    Chris, having been told that Sonichu violates a UK copyright, attempts to make his case to the Royal Board of Certification. For some reason, he seems hesitant to mention that Sonichu is based off of Sonic the Hedgehog, as though he's dimly aware that he's plagiarizing like crazy.
  • I Am Alive 5 February 2010 WebsiteWebsite ReasonReason AsperchuAsperchu Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Chris reacts to the rumors of his premature death, claims that he will kill off Simonla, and says that he is sorry for spreading rumors regarding Alec.

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