May 2016

Ongoing The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.

May started out a rather uneventful month, although it did see Chris getting a new body pillow as a substitute for a sweetheart. Things picked up towards the end, however, when Chris revealed that he was competing with a former gay porn star for the privilege of impregnating a lesbian couple. The two released sex tapes for viewers to vote on, kicking off the start of a possible repeat of the entire Liquid Chris saga.

Events

• 7 May - Chris's Etsy shop closes, only to come back up later.
• 10 May - Chris buys a dakimakura (anime love pillow).
• 14 May - Chris announces plans for Sega to claim partial ownership of the Sonichu brand.
• 15 May - Chris files a report to change his male name (Christian) to his female name (Christine).
• 15 May - Chris posts on Facebook about eating pancakes.
• 18 May - Chris makes another rambling post on Facebook.
• 23 May - Chris begs for donations again, and also introduces his new waifu Naru.
• 23 May - Chris uploads a stream himself playing Uncharted with Naru.
• 25 May - The donations on his etsy account is removed. So he adds a support button to his youtube account.
• 26 May - Chris uploads himself playing Uncharted.
• 28 May - Chris tells a TRUE AND HONEST story about a mean bully over a loud techno beat.
• 30 May - Chris uploads ANOTHER video of him making out and humping a sex doll, clearly not learning from the first time it happened.