Naïve

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oh, BTW, YOUR NASAL VOICE IS MORE GRATING THAN THE WORD "NAIVE", and METAL NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD.

But "Naive" is even WORSE than NAILS.

Chris on the dreaded word[1]
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride, giving his opinion on the matter

Naïve is one of Chris's most-used insults; despite this, it is apparently his least favorite word.[2]. According to Merriam-Webster's English dictionary, the word "naïve" means "deficient in worldly wisdom or informed judgment; especially: credulous"[3]; Chris, however, defines it in his July 10th Messages as merely "questioning one's intelligence", showing that he only understands the most overly simplified definition of the word. By the time of the Jackie e-mails, he had apparently corrected his definition outwardly, but unless he really cares about his non-existent experience, he probably still believes it simply means "stupid".[4] He also refers to it as "the cruelest of words". He often pairs it with "retard", "slow in the mind", or one of his many other CWC-ism insults.

Chris has called others (largely trolls) "naïve" on many occasions. During the Liquid Saga, he remarked that the name Ian Brandon Anderson sounds "about as bad as the word naïve to me now". It has never occurred to Chris that assuming that other people find the word "naïve" as offensive as he does is — well — naïve.

The origins of Chris's disdain for this word likely come from occasions when it has been used against him in attempts to give him constructive criticism, such as the Vivian Gee E-mails. He seems to have twisted its original, relatively polite meaning into the worst insult he can muster. When Kacey's father called him naïve, Chris became enraged, almost to the point of threatening physical violence.

Ironically, back in the comics, he's accurately used it to describe himself in a non-condescending way, being "naive about dating during young adult years", suggesting that he once understood its definition properly.

Ways in which Chris is naïve

Sauce

  1. From a YouTube comment to Liquid Chris on the REAL Protest against the FAKE video.
  2. From Mailbag 21.
  3. Merriam-Webster's online entry about "naïve"
  4. Jackie e-mails Part 2: "Naive; it questions my mentality and experience."
  5. From the second of the Alec Benson Leary calls.
  6. The subject of the video "Red Letter CWC Certified Day."
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Stressors: 4-cent_garbage | GOPony | HEXBox | JERKS | Jerkops | Kick the Autistic | Manajerks | Naïve | Niggos | Pmurt | Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens | Slow-in-the-minds | Tobacky

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See also: Chris and English | List of phrases Chris copied from media