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Oh my goodness, it's a big one! [''grunts, strains, and mumbles''] Must watch breath... one two three! [''gasps''] EEeeaaahhhhgh! Ah! [''throws a stuffed bear onto lap''] Well! Congratulate me! I gave birth to a little beautiful baby... bear. And she's [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|female]]! Goodness... wow. [''jump cut''] | Oh my goodness, it's a big one! [''grunts, strains, and mumbles''] Must watch breath... one two three! [''gasps''] EEeeaaahhhhgh! Ah! [''throws a stuffed bear onto lap''] Well! Congratulate me! I gave birth to a little beautiful baby... bear. And she's [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|female]]! Goodness... wow. [''jump cut''] | ||
['' | [''Chris has his shirt pulled up, exposing his muscle bra and pale fish-belly, the bear is pressed up against the plush breats''] It's baby's open that's right little child. Eat all you want out of there. You eat all you want out of there. [''an electronic toy says "I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!"''] Ha! First w-her first words! [[30 August 2009|We]] love you too! | ||
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Revision as of 09:58, 19 October 2010
Pregnant Act is a creepy video Chris uploaded on 18 October 2010.
In this video, we see more of Chris's trans-sexual urges (while being able to physically see very little), as the scene begins with what amounts to a biologically impossible (on multiple levels) self-impregnation, Chris having received what is presumably Jackie's egg cell, which he has fertilized with his own navy. The 'pregnancy' is given form by padding under Chris's shirt, probably including the plush breasts, in a scene straight out of Ed Gein's Bedtime Stories.
Having effectively screwed himself, the next scene has Chris on his back like some freakish turtle, futily attempting to right himself (with notable actual effort, and not just acting). The nightmare continues with the birthing scene, Chris now pointing the camera at his own crotch, and completing the birth by tossing a teddy bear onto his... knees.
Finally, in a scene vaguely resembling Family Guy, ManMom Chris has his stomache exposed, and the plush breasts stuffed down his sports bra, while he forces the bear to suckle from the surely diseased, alkaline, bleach-smelling teat.
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| Pregnant Act | |
| Search for video | Youtube, archive |
| Stardate | 18 October 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Male pregnancy
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| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Shirt |  Vertical Red & Yellow Polo,  Grey Muscle Bra, K-Swiss T-Shirt
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Transcript
Oh my god... look at me! Huh! My girlfriend reverse-impregnated me! The egg came out of her, and got into me! When we were having sexxxsss... oh my gosh. Goodness... [camera fumbling then jump cut]
Hm. Ugh. Goodness its difficult to get up these days, with number one in the way. Oof! Little heavy made me fall down. Made me fall down! [camera fumbling] Maybe I try... and see if get up. Oop! I fell down again! [mumbling] Let me tell you... oof! Ahh! [grunts, then jump cut]
Oh my goodness, it's a big one! [grunts, strains, and mumbles] Must watch breath... one two three! [gasps] EEeeaaahhhhgh! Ah! [throws a stuffed bear onto lap] Well! Congratulate me! I gave birth to a little beautiful baby... bear. And she's female! Goodness... wow. [jump cut]
[Chris has his shirt pulled up, exposing his muscle bra and pale fish-belly, the bear is pressed up against the plush breats] It's baby's open that's right little child. Eat all you want out of there. You eat all you want out of there. [an electronic toy says "I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!"] Ha! First w-her first words! We love you too!
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