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[[Image:Wild_Snergen_Flergen.jpg|thumb|Wild Sonichu offers some uproarious Random Access Humor]]''' is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Christian's]] terminology for his tendency to blurt out whatever random thought enters his mind, regardless of its relevance to a given situation. Normal human beings might describe this as "Non-Sequitur". The "humor" part of the phrase stems from Christian's assumption that if he says something completely irrelevant and random that it is automatically funny, which is a common fallacy among nerds and retards. At this moment, the strongest portrayal of [[Christian's]] Random-access humor, can be found in his [[CWCFlyingElephants]] video. '''I'M A WOODPECKER!''' | [[Image:Wild_Snergen_Flergen.jpg|thumb|Wild Sonichu offers some uproarious Random Access Humor]]'''Random Access Humour''' is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Christian's]] terminology for his tendency to blurt out whatever random thought enters his mind, regardless of its relevance to a given situation. Normal human beings might describe this as "Non-Sequitur". The "humor" part of the phrase stems from Christian's assumption that if he says something completely irrelevant and random that it is automatically funny, which is a common fallacy among nerds and retards. At this moment, the strongest portrayal of [[Christian's]] Random-access humor, can be found in his [[CWCFlyingElephants]] video. '''I'M A WOODPECKER!''' | ||
Common elements of Random Access Humor include repeating jokes from Adult Swim shows or [[Family Guy]] out of context along with juvenile rhymes and word plays. | Common elements of Random Access Humor include repeating jokes from Adult Swim shows or [[Family Guy]] out of context along with juvenile rhymes and word plays. | ||
Revision as of 19:00, 5 August 2009
Random Access Humour is Christian's terminology for his tendency to blurt out whatever random thought enters his mind, regardless of its relevance to a given situation. Normal human beings might describe this as "Non-Sequitur". The "humor" part of the phrase stems from Christian's assumption that if he says something completely irrelevant and random that it is automatically funny, which is a common fallacy among nerds and retards. At this moment, the strongest portrayal of Christian's Random-access humor, can be found in his CWCFlyingElephants video. I'M A WOODPECKER!
Common elements of Random Access Humor include repeating jokes from Adult Swim shows or Family Guy out of context along with juvenile rhymes and word plays.
Random Ramblings
In November 2007, in a misguided attempt to help Encyclopedia Dramatica get to know him better and stop trolling him, Christian added the following to his ED page:
Each Brain in every person in the world is a computer, complete with an InfiniteGB RAM...Emphasis on Random, and our Autistic Hero is no exception. Here are some of his ramblings that can make him comparable to the TV-Talking-styles of those retarded robots, the Junkeons...
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-"Carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?"[1]
-"Uncle Spunky is a Funky Monkey."
-"Yellow is a Mellow Color."
-"All aboard, here we go, let's go...somewhere else."
-"I once knew a man from Nantucket, and he had on his head a stupid bucket."
-"I'm gonna call my lawer, his name is Tom Seywer, he has a daughter named Sue, who has been visiting her Uncle Sam for many years. Poor Tom."
-"I knew a nose from the Pocanose, but then he ran away to Snotsvillvania."
-"Quiet everybody, Emperor Fred has an announcement...FRED." [2]
-"Call 'Right Now', and we'll send you a beautiful girl to be your Sweetheart, FREE. But you'd better call 'Right Now', or otherwise you'll get bupkis. And believe me, you do not want bupkis. Welcome to Bupkistown."
-"Welcome to the Novelty Shop, this is Bob, how can I help you?...Okay, we can do that."
-"Well get out of here. What are you waiting on? I'm gonna chase you outta here."[3]
-"You've got a Hippo on your head."
-"Transformers. Robots on your head. Okay."
-"I'm upside-down in a car, drivin' my way to the grocery store."
-"I have bow-ties on my feet, I must be walking with my neck."
-"Root-de-do-de-do. Stop saying 'Root-de-do-de-do,' that's my bit, get your own. Oh, okay, how about 'Spling-ling, bling-ling, splee-de-de-le-deee?'"
-"What? Pod six doesn't need a Pro Shop, they need a dentist. [4]"
” Chris-Chan I Watch TOO MUCH FUCKING TELEVISION!!!
Sauces
- ↑ Originally from Ed, Aqua Ed, Edd, N Eddy episode "One Plus One Equals Ed"
- ↑ From the US-dubbed anime, Samurai Pizza Cats. Emperor Fred only said his name because he had "had his wisdom teeth removed."
- ↑ Originally from Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Episode "Ol' Drippy
- ↑ Sealab 2021 episode "Legend of Baggy Pants" (Pod Six was another pod that was part of the lab, whom Captain Murphy referred to as "jerks")
See also
- Punchy - A fighting electric hedgehog pokemon that is the master of "Random-access humor", although so far has never used it.