Random-access humor
Random-acces humor is Christian's terminology for his tendency to blurt out whatever random thought enters his mind, regardless of its relevance to a given situation. Normal human beings might describe this as "Non-Sequitur". The "humor" part of the phrase stems from Christian's assumption that if he says something completely irrelevant and random that it is automatically funny, which is a common fallacy among nerds and retards. At this moment, the strongest portrayal of Christian's Random-acces humor, can be found in his CWCFlyingElephants video. I'm a woodpecker.
Random Ramblings
In November 2007, in a misguided attempt to help Encyclopedia Dramatica get to know him better and stop trolling him, Christian added the following to his ED page:
Each Brain in every person in the world is a computer, complete with an InfiniteGB RAM...Emphasis on Random, and our Autistic Hero is no exception. Here are some of his ramblings that can make him comparable to the TV-Talking-styles of those retarded robots, the Junkeons...
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-"Carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?"[1]
-"Uncle Spunky is a Funky Monkey."
-"Yellow is a Mellow Color."
-"All aboard, here we go, let's go...somewhere else."
-"I once knew a man from Nantucket, and he had on his head a stupid bucket."
-"I'm gonna call my lawer, his name is Tom Seywer, he has a daughter named Sue, who has been visiting her Uncle Sam for many years. Poor Tom."
-"I knew a nose from the Pocanose, but then he ran away to Snotsvillvania."
-"Quiet everybody, Emperor Fred has an announcement...FRED."
-"Call 'Right Now', and we'll send you a beautiful girl to be your Sweetheart, FREE. But you'd better call 'Right Now', or otherwise you'll get bupkis. And believe me, you do not want bupkis. Welcome to Bupkistown."
-"Welcome to the Novelty Shop, this is Bob, how can I help you?...Okay, we can do that."
-"Well get out of here. What are you waiting on? I'm gonna chase you outta here."[2]
-"You've got a Hippo on your head."
-"Transformers. Robots on your head. Okay."
-"I'm upside-down in a car, drivin' my way to the grocery store."
-"I have bow-ties on my feet, I must be walking with my neck."
-"Root-de-do-de-do. Stop saying 'Root-de-do-de-do,' that's my bit, get your own. Oh, okay, how about 'Spling-ling, bling-ling, splee-de-de-le-deee?'"
-"What? Pod six doesn't need a Pro Shop, they need a dentist. [3]"
” Chris-Chan I Watch TOO MUCH FUCKING TELEVISION!!!
Sauces
- ↑ Originally from Ed, Aqua Ed, Edd, N Eddy episode "One Plus One Equals Ed"
- ↑ Originally from Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Episode "Ol' Drippy
- ↑ Sealab 2021 episode "I, Robot" (Pod Six was another pod that was part of the lab, whom Captain Murphy referred to as "jerks")
See also
- Punchy - A fighting electric hedgehog pokemon that is the master of "Random-access humor", although so far has never used it.