September 2010

September 2010 has begun in the aftermath of yet another sequence of bizarre behavior by Chris, including an attempt to organize his 10-year class reunion and the violent destruction of his PS3 in exchange for over $9000.

The month started just a little bit slowly, but things seemed to have picked back up in amazing style come the first third of the month. After proclaiming that he wouldn't let the trolls bother him and he was taking back control of his life, he posted up two videos, both involving a mysterious girl named Jackie, presumably the same one who dealt with Chris back in April.

Aside from his recent dealings with Jackie, unable to handle the lack of video games, Chris reportedly used his tugboat to buy a new PS3, as well as, to the amazement of dudes of all teenages, his very first Hex Bawx 360.

Events of September 2010

• 1 September - Chris refuses to reveal the name of his new alleged sweetheart in a correspondence with Clyde Cash and Surfshack Tito.
• 2 September - Chris purchases a new PS3.
• 2 September - The Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails are released by Clyde Cash, providing insight on the chain of events that led to Chris's well-thought decision to smash the original life upgrade.
• 6 September - Chris releases a new video, Haters gonna hate.mov.
• 13 September - Two new videos are released. One of them is addressed to a possible gal-pal named Jackie, while the other shows Chris renouncing his hatred for the Hex-Box.