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'''September [[2010]]''' began in the aftermath of yet another sequence of bizarre behavior by Chris, including an attempt to organize his [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|10-year class reunion]] and the violent destruction of his [[PS3]] in exchange for over $9000.  
'''September [[2010]]''' began in the aftermath of yet another sequence of bizarre behavior by Chris, including an attempt to organize his [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|10-year class reunion]] and the violent destruction of his [[PS3]] in exchange for over $9000.  


The month started a little bit slowly, but things picked back up in amazing style come the first half of the month. After proclaiming that [[Haters_gonna_hate.mov|he wouldn't let the trolls bother him]] and he was [[Chris and the internet#Attempts to leave the Internet|taking back control of his life]], Chris posted up [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|two]] [[XBox is OK.MOV|videos]], both involving a mysterious girl named [[Jackie]], presumably the same one [[Jackie e-mails|who dealt with him back in April]].
The month got off to a slightly slow start, but things picked back up in amazing style come the first half of the month. After proclaiming that [[Haters_gonna_hate.mov|he wouldn't let the trolls bother him]] and he was [[Chris and the internet#Attempts to leave the Internet|taking back control of his life]], Chris uploaded [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|two]] [[XBox is OK.MOV|videos]], both involving a mysterious girl named [[Jackie]], presumably the same one [[Jackie e-mails|who dealt with him back in April]].


Aside from his dealings with Jackie, Chris quickly turned out to be unable to handle the lack of [[video games]], and used his [[tugboat]] to buy a new PS3.  
Aside from his dealings with Jackie, Chris quickly turned out to be unable to handle the lack of [[video games]], and used his [[tugboat]] to buy a new PS3.  


==Events of September 2010==
==Events of September 2010==
* 1 September - Chris refuses to reveal the name of his new [[sweetheart]] in a [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|correspondence]] with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]. He tells them he knows they are not going to give him $9,001 for destroying his [[PS3]].
* '''1 September'''
* 1 September - In an email to [[Jackie]], Chris shamelessly hedges on his claims regarding [[Chris and money|money]] and [[video games]]. Jackie calls him out on his bullshit.
** Chris refuses to reveal the name of his new [[sweetheart]] in a [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|correspondence]] with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]. He tells them he knows they are not going to give him $9,001 for destroying his [[PS3]].
* 2 September - Chris purchases a new [[PS3]].
** In an email to [[Jackie]], Chris shamelessly hedges on his claims regarding [[Chris and money|money]] and [[video games]]. Jackie calls him out on his bullshit.
* 2 September - Chris completely avoids Jackie's criticisms. She angrily threatens to leave him if he doesn't deal with his issues. He says he is helpless to fix his life in any meaningful way.
* '''2 September'''
* 2 September - The [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]] are released by Clyde Cash, providing insight on the chain of events that led to Chris's well-thought decision to smash the original [[life upgrade]].
** Chris purchases a new [[PS3]].
* 3 September - Jackie tells Chris he cares more about video games than her, and demands that he return his new PS3. He refuses, and baldly asks her to go on a date.
** Chris completely avoids Jackie's criticisms. She angrily threatens to leave him if he doesn't deal with his issues. He says he is helpless to fix his life in any meaningful way.
* 4 September - Chris tells Jackie he is discouraged that she doesn't think he's boyfriend material, but still refuses to change anything about his life.
** The [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]] are released by Clyde Cash, providing insight on the chain of events that led to Chris's well-thought decision to smash the original [[life upgrade]].
* 4 September - [[Bob]] turns 83, a milestone that many trolls thought was impossible.
* '''3 September''' - Jackie tells Chris he cares more about video games than her, and demands that he return his new PS3. He refuses, and baldly asks her to go on a date.
* 5 September - Chris defends his video game hobby to Jackie, and says they should see other people.
* '''4 September'''
* 6 September - Chris releases a new video, [[Haters gonna hate.mov]].
** Chris tells Jackie he is discouraged that she doesn't think he's boyfriend material, but still refuses to change anything about his life.
* 7 September - Chris suggests a [[Chris and negotiation|compromise]] to Jackie as a way to regain her respect. He's keeping the PS3, though.
** [[Bob]] turns 83, a milestone that many trolls thought was impossible.
* 8 September - Jackie questions Chris's resolve and again suggests that he is a video game addict.
* '''5 September''' - Chris defends his video game hobby to Jackie, and says they should see other people.
* 9 September - Chris tells Jackie he no longer hates the [[Hex-Box|X-Box]] and says he feels like a social outcast.
* '''6 September''' - Chris releases a new video, [[Haters gonna hate.mov]].
* 9 September - Jackie tells Chris to make a video demonstrating his love for her.
* '''7 September''' - Chris suggests a [[Chris and negotiation|compromise]] to Jackie as a way to regain her respect. He's keeping the PS3, though.
* 10 September - Chris is excited by Jackie's request. He says he wants to stop hating people, including the [[homos|gays]]. Jackie provides specific details about her video request.
* '''8 September''' - Jackie questions Chris's resolve and again suggests that he is a video game addict.
* 12 September - Chris tells Jackie he is working on her video.
* '''9 September'''
* 13 September - Two new videos are released. [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|One of them]] is addressed to [[Jackie]], where [[List of Chris's lies|he breaks his previous promise to not reveal her name]], while [[XBox is OK.MOV|the other]] shows Chris renouncing his hatred for the [[Hex Box]].
** Chris tells Jackie he no longer hates the [[Hex-Box|X-Box]] and says he feels like a social outcast.
* 13 September - Chris sends a copy of the video to Jackie, as well as some images, including, finally, an explicit drawing of men jacking off into Jackie's face.
** Jackie tells Chris to make a video demonstrating his love for her.
* 13 September - Jackie tells Chris to make another video in which he dresses as Mr. Popo.
* '''10 September''' - Chris is excited by Jackie's request. He says he wants to stop hating people, including the [[homos|gays]]. Jackie provides specific details about her video request.
* 14 September - Chris agrees to the new video for Jackie.
* '''12 September''' - Chris tells Jackie he is working on her video.
* 16 September - Chris releases [[Song for Jackie.MOV]], where he sings a song about his Love Quest while in blackface. In an email, he discusses the ideas behind the video to Jackie.
* '''13 September'''
* 16 September - Jackie tells Chris to make a video every day of October. Chris thinks this is a bad idea. This makes Jackie cry.
** Two new videos are released. [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|One of them]] is addressed to [[Jackie]], where [[List of Chris's lies|he breaks his previous promise to not reveal her name]], while [[XBox is OK.MOV|the other]] shows Chris renouncing his hatred for the [[Hex Box]].
* 18 September - Chris agrees to the videos for Jackie, and sends her some photos.
** Chris sends a copy of the video to Jackie, as well as some images, including, finally, an explicit drawing of men jacking off into Jackie's face.
* 19 September - Chris tells Jackie about [[masturbation]] and items in his [[room]].
** Jackie tells Chris to make another video in which he dresses as Mr. Popo.
* 19 September - [[Andrew Simmons chat|A chat between Chris and an IRC regular]] dating back to [[2008]] is leaked by Clyde Cash.
* '''14 September''' - Chris agrees to the new video for Jackie.
* 20 September - Chris is revealed to have impersonated [[Samantha Thaddeus]] back in [[2009]], proven by a [[Katie Bay E-mails|series of emails]] leaked by Clyde Cash.
* '''16 September'''
* 20 September - Chris again denies to Jackie that he is addicted to [[video games]].
** Chris releases [[Song for Jackie.MOV]], where he puts on a blackface minstrel show. In an email, he discusses the ideas behind the video to Jackie.
* 22 September - E-mails from [[Gregg Mays E-mails|Gregg Mays]], [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2|Vivian Gee]] and [[Clyde E-mails|Clyde Cash]] are leaked, going back as far as 2008.  
** Jackie tells Chris to make a video every day of October. Chris thinks this is a bad idea. This makes Jackie cry.
* 22 September - A list of Chris's [[Best Buy]] purchases, a [[:File:StatementforViv01,2010.jpg|bank]] [[:File:StatementforViv01,2010-2.jpg|statement]] for Vivian and a [[:File:Thank You, Kate.jpg|drawing Chris drew for Kate]] are leaked.
* '''18 September''' - Chris agrees to the videos for Jackie, and sends her some photos.
* 22 September - Jackie questions Chris about his video game purchases and his treatment of his friend Samantha.
* '''19 September'''
* 22 September - Chris and Jackie have their [[Jackie Chat 1|first AIM chat]].
** Chris tells Jackie about [[masturbation]] and items in his [[room]].
* 23 September - Chris tells Jackie about his [[TrollBusters]] concept.
** [[Andrew Simmons chat|A chat between Chris and an IRC regular]] dating back to [[2008]] is leaked by Clyde Cash.
* 23 September - Chris is found to have purchased a [[ModNation Racers]] mod on [[eBay]] for $30.
* '''20 September'''
* 25 September - Chris and Jackie [[Jackie Chat 2|talk again]] on AIM. She tells him to make a video addressed to her ex-boyfriend [[Lars]], and another one in which he does pull-ups.  
** Chris is revealed to have impersonated [[Samantha Thaddeus]] back in [[2009]], proven by a [[Katie Bay E-mails|series of emails]] leaked by Clyde Cash.
* 25 September - The [[Wallflower E-mails]] are released. It turns out Chris was never in an actual relationship with [[The Wallflower]].
** Chris again denies to Jackie that he is addicted to [[video games]].
* 25 September - Chris uploads a new video where he [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|sinks Lars' boat]]. The consequences will never be the same.
* '''22 September'''
* 26 September - [[Lars]] sends an email to Chris, calling him fat and threatening to beat him up.
** E-mails from [[Gregg Mays E-mails|Gregg Mays]], [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2|Vivian Gee]] and [[Clyde E-mails|Clyde Cash]] are leaked, going back as far as 2008.  
* 26 September - Chris begins his anti-[[troll]] movement with a [[Anti Troll Movement Video1|video]].
** A list of Chris's [[Best Buy]] purchases, a [[:File:StatementforViv01,2010.jpg|bank]] [[:File:StatementforViv01,2010-2.jpg|statement]] for Vivian and a [[:File:Thank You, Kate.jpg|drawing Chris drew for Kate]] are leaked.
* 27 September - Chris [[New Address|makes a video for Lars]] in which he gloats about having "taken" Jackie from him.
** Jackie questions Chris about his video game purchases and his treatment of his friend Samantha.
* 27 September - Chris shares more boring details about the [[TrollBusters]] with Jackie.
** Chris and Jackie have their [[Jackie Chat 1|first AIM chat]].
* 27 September - [[Lars]] responds to Chris's video, saying he'll soon be taking Jackie away from Chris.
* '''23 September'''
* 29 September - Chris apologizes to Jackie for not being in touch with her, blaming his [[biological clock|internal clock]].
** Chris tells Jackie about his [[TrollBusters]] concept.
* 29 September - Chris and Jackie have another [[Jackie Chat 3|AIM chat]]. They discuss work and the [[tugboat]]. She asks him to make another video for [[Lars]].
** Chris is found to have purchased a [[ModNation Racers]] mod on [[eBay]] for $30.
* 30 September - Chris goes to a job interview. He sends a copy of his updated [[resume]] to Jackie.
* '''25 September'''
* 30 September - Chris [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|makes another video]] for Lars in which he continues talking about boats.
** Chris and Jackie [[Jackie Chat 2|talk again]] on AIM. She tells him to make a video addressed to her ex-boyfriend [[Lars]], and another one in which he does pull-ups.  
* 30 September - [[Sony]] discontinues the online servers of ''[[The Eye of Judgement]]''.
** The [[Wallflower E-mails]] are released. It turns out Chris was never in an actual relationship with [[The Wallflower]].
** Chris uploads a new video where he [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|sinks Lars' boat]]. The consequences will never be the same.
* '''26 September'''
** [[Lars]] sends an email to Chris, calling him fat and threatening to beat him up.
** Chris begins his anti-[[troll]] movement with a [[Anti Troll Movement Video1|video]].
* '''27 September'''
** Chris [[New Address|makes a video for Lars]] in which he gloats about having "taken" Jackie from him.
** Chris shares more boring details about the [[TrollBusters]] with Jackie.
** [[Lars]] responds to Chris's video, saying he'll soon be taking Jackie away from Chris.
* '''29 September'''
** Chris apologizes to Jackie for not being in touch with her, blaming his [[biological clock|internal clock]].
** Chris and Jackie have another [[Jackie Chat 3|AIM chat]]. They discuss work and the [[tugboat]]. She asks him to make another video for [[Lars]].
* '''30 September'''
** Chris goes to a job interview. He sends a copy of his updated [[resume]] to Jackie.
** Chris [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|makes another video]] for Lars in which he continues talking about boats.
** [[Sony]] discontinues the online servers of ''[[The Eye of Judgement]]''.
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Revision as of 05:41, 7 December 2023

On 16 September 2010, Chris once again proved that he will always find a new low.
Chris on 25 September 2010, while sinking Lars' boat.

September 2010 began in the aftermath of yet another sequence of bizarre behavior by Chris, including an attempt to organize his 10-year class reunion and the violent destruction of his PS3 in exchange for over $9000.

The month got off to a slightly slow start, but things picked back up in amazing style come the first half of the month. After proclaiming that he wouldn't let the trolls bother him and he was taking back control of his life, Chris uploaded two videos, both involving a mysterious girl named Jackie, presumably the same one who dealt with him back in April.

Aside from his dealings with Jackie, Chris quickly turned out to be unable to handle the lack of video games, and used his tugboat to buy a new PS3.

Events of September 2010

  • 1 September
  • 2 September
    • Chris purchases a new PS3.
    • Chris completely avoids Jackie's criticisms. She angrily threatens to leave him if he doesn't deal with his issues. He says he is helpless to fix his life in any meaningful way.
    • The Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails are released by Clyde Cash, providing insight on the chain of events that led to Chris's well-thought decision to smash the original life upgrade.
  • 3 September - Jackie tells Chris he cares more about video games than her, and demands that he return his new PS3. He refuses, and baldly asks her to go on a date.
  • 4 September
    • Chris tells Jackie he is discouraged that she doesn't think he's boyfriend material, but still refuses to change anything about his life.
    • Bob turns 83, a milestone that many trolls thought was impossible.
  • 5 September - Chris defends his video game hobby to Jackie, and says they should see other people.
  • 6 September - Chris releases a new video, Haters gonna hate.mov.
  • 7 September - Chris suggests a compromise to Jackie as a way to regain her respect. He's keeping the PS3, though.
  • 8 September - Jackie questions Chris's resolve and again suggests that he is a video game addict.
  • 9 September
    • Chris tells Jackie he no longer hates the X-Box and says he feels like a social outcast.
    • Jackie tells Chris to make a video demonstrating his love for her.
  • 10 September - Chris is excited by Jackie's request. He says he wants to stop hating people, including the gays. Jackie provides specific details about her video request.
  • 12 September - Chris tells Jackie he is working on her video.
  • 13 September
  • 14 September - Chris agrees to the new video for Jackie.
  • 16 September
    • Chris releases Song for Jackie.MOV, where he puts on a blackface minstrel show. In an email, he discusses the ideas behind the video to Jackie.
    • Jackie tells Chris to make a video every day of October. Chris thinks this is a bad idea. This makes Jackie cry.
  • 18 September - Chris agrees to the videos for Jackie, and sends her some photos.
  • 19 September
  • 20 September
  • 22 September
  • 23 September
  • 25 September
    • Chris and Jackie talk again on AIM. She tells him to make a video addressed to her ex-boyfriend Lars, and another one in which he does pull-ups.
    • The Wallflower E-mails are released. It turns out Chris was never in an actual relationship with The Wallflower.
    • Chris uploads a new video where he sinks Lars' boat. The consequences will never be the same.
  • 26 September
    • Lars sends an email to Chris, calling him fat and threatening to beat him up.
    • Chris begins his anti-troll movement with a video.
  • 27 September
    • Chris makes a video for Lars in which he gloats about having "taken" Jackie from him.
    • Chris shares more boring details about the TrollBusters with Jackie.
    • Lars responds to Chris's video, saying he'll soon be taking Jackie away from Chris.
  • 29 September
    • Chris apologizes to Jackie for not being in touch with her, blaming his internal clock.
    • Chris and Jackie have another AIM chat. They discuss work and the tugboat. She asks him to make another video for Lars.
  • 30 September