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...heartfelt emotional support, and for fixing my [[biological clock]]. Truly the one miracle I need in my sweetheart, that I need my sweetheart for. ...Jesus's support, I feel like...we will be seeing many new, many new thing. The website will be better.

...the [[Teen Troon Squad]], seemingly with him roleplaying as [[Magi-Chan]]. The messages that were posted under Chris's account during this period will be Yes, it is l, the One and Only, Magi-Chan

...a backup. We had recently heard of the term from #AvatarTheLastAirbender: the #AvatarState.|Chris (roleplaying as Sonichu)<ref name=jan21>[[January 2021 [[File:Jailart8-28-5.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in the "Avatar State".]]

This page covers chats between Chris and the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. All were posted on [[/cow/]] during late December 201 ==Chris beat up, humped body pillow in effigy of Barb after she lost The Classic==

The Captain: ...gain, aside, I know he has his, and future-knowing, reasons behind making the Tweet.

...2020]] by [[Naught]] as part of the [[2020 Discord leaks]]. Naught claimed the notes were from 14 July.<ref>[[Official CWCki Server chats (Naught)#Dimensi ...o have been posted out of order by Naught. An attempt was made to re-order the notes for legibility.

...ril 2021]], Chris used '''[[Tarot]] readings''' to divine [[Naught]] and [[The WCT]]'s futures. ...r Naught will likely speak up against others on certain topics. The end of the divine readings has Chris telling Naught to "embrace his weirdness".

...on, working with [[Magi-Chan]] and the others on the tasks and errands for the day, working to help everyone and save lives while projected. You Have NO I ...[[C-197]] (read: daydream about his fantasy world) – which is essentially the opposite of what it means to meditate.

On 25 [[October 2021]], Chris sent '''the 2nd letter''' to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]]. *Kengle trying and failing to mail Chris a copy of the Quran, despite the jail commissary selling them.

...them verbatim in his everyday [[Chris and English|speech]]. As a sequel to the [[CWC-isms]] page, this article attempts to list all of these occurrences, *Source: Describing the effects of the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]<br>

...ackness]], [[Time Void|the absence of light]]. [[Chris and anger|These are the eyes of a psychopath.]]|{{w|Halloween (2007 film)|Dr. Samuel Loomis}}}} {{Quote|Q: What would you say is the most romantic thing you have ever done with or to a woman?

...oth originally given in bulk and numbered, but they have been divided with the numbering removed to improve readability. Lainchu's messages are color-code ==U.S. Politics and the Election==

...ession|(as Sonichu)]] are color-coded yellow throughout the article, while the Watchmen and their messages are named and color-coded after their respectiv This message was sent from Lainchu to a Christorian, along with the screenshots. Lainchu's messages are color-coded green.

The following is a '''list of videos''' featuring [[Christian Weston Chandler]] ...He thanks Ivy for fixing his [[biological clock]] and says he can FEEL THE COSMOS!

...nd [[Celestial Key]] quartz crystals would unlock the portal and result in the [[Dimensional Merge]]. The Watchmen expressed skepticism at this, to which Chris made flippant respons

{{Needs Updating|[[The Place chats - Chris and CWCki Server‎]]}} The '''Sonichu Journal Pages''' are a set of six pages Chris hand wrote for [[K

...d "'''ECV 00095'''" and "'''ECV 00096'''". In the first video he addresses the [[April 16 Fetish Vids|16 April release of video and pictures]] showing him ..."ECV 00095" when he was told that a little girl named [[Ching Chong]] saw the aforementioned sex acts on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].

...nd word choice]] in each interaction.|Chris's long-awaited explanation for the etymology behind his [[Merried Seinor Comic|most infamously-named character ...oth originally given in bulk and numbered, but they have been divided with the numbering removed to improve readability. Lainchu's messages are color-code

...ces to his [[obesity]], his [[autism]], and his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]]. The Crimson Libertarian either deleted or privated their Twitter account not lo The Crimson Libertarian can be viewed as a very minor yet successful [[Trolls|t

...0, 2021<ref group="note">This is the first of two letters sent by Chris in the same envelope</ref> ...le photos of this letter are redacted. However, the photo of page 2 leaves the addressees' names visible: Eliza and Katie.</ref>

...comparatively less edited, although it still omits most of Cory's side of the conversation. ...by Cory, this was the second of two calls which he had with Chris in jail. The first call was not recorded and concerned, among other things, Chris's inte

...n his phase of being [[Spirit possession|possessed]] by [[Sonichu]] during the Q&A). {{quoteboxgreen|@Sonichu982 Have you ever played the video game, [[Lego|LEGO Island]]?, If yes, what is your opinion about it?}}

...not enough for the battles against your foes on the Shipping Grid to save the innocent beings from being abused isn't enough, it is about time to Mega Ev ...s and save everyone from the infamous type of shipping there ever is, with the Seriously Evil Kind.

...lims, but the Qur'an is "Family Guy" and the Bible is "Simpsons".|Chris on the Qur'an}} ...r 2021, Chris responded to a '''jail letter''' to a Youtuber, Stories from The Penitentiary.

This page contains DMs between Chris and the [[Watchmen|Watchman]] [[MKRNightVee]]. {{see also|The Place chats - Angefly}}

...cember 2021, Chris sent a '''second letter from jail''' to '''Celestia'''. The letter was retrieved via a Discord Direct Message. **Chris brings up "Backup Drives", which would permit people to acess the memories of others.

...the Real Player One; the One Avatar; and this Body, Eyes, Mind and all is the One God Body, and I am Literally also Jesus Christ, Himself, fully reincarn ...r the physical document to Chris's attorney, David Heilberg. Null uploaded the scanned letter to [[Kiwi Farms]] on 24 September.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.ne

...ished per Chris's request. Eels wrote a summary of the redacted portion of the letter, which Helena posted to [[Twitter]].<ref>[https://twitter.com/Eelsan ① <strike>*PLEASE DO NOT UPLOAD THIS LETTER TO THE ONLINE PUBLIC.</strike><br>

...this message is that, in a shocking turn of events, Chris was engaging in the most elaborate trolling scheme in history, and has duped us all masterfully To sell the deception, [[Chris]] changed his look to have:

...inia|Goochland]] Public Library, and given the level of editing present in the video, was likely put together by them as well. | name = Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020

...reawakened Lord Messiah, Savior, God, and judge over the Minority who are the Toxic (Darkest) Sinners, Haters, Fakers, and Darkest Demonics who shall be ...Chris <!--has taken on the persona of Sonichu and--> reiterates that he is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ in addition to his other delusions and identi

...r now, and shortly enough I will be in Cwcville with this body, and during the present time I am to chill and give this body a bunch of self-love. Yet, as ...discord, this Church, is to bring about collaboration in order to further the omnipotent grasp of Chris Chan Sonichu and our allies.

On 20 [[September 2020]], Chris posted in the [[Watchmen]] Discord server [[The Place]] about his obsessive thoughts on [[Megan Schroeder]]. Chris describe {{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Chris (as Sonichu)|I’m back. I will give the app a download and a go to check it out in a little while.

On 22 [[December 2021]], Chris sent a '''letter from jail''' to the Kiwi Farms user '''Spamton G. Spamton'''. ...ceived letters from 62 individual writers whist incarcerated, not counting the "Toxic minority."

{{quote|♪She's gotta be true, she's gotta be pretty, and she's got to be the sweetest thing in liiiiffe, and her name be Ivvyyyyy~♪|[[Chris]] singing ...nt to Christorians, as it provided insight into Chris's thought processes, the saga being a scenario where Chris genuinely believed that his [[Love Quest]

==Chris Complains More About the Sonic Movie== ...with me and everyone else about this movie. Delay it a few months and Redo the whole thing.}}

==Help the kittens== {{quotebox|Please help my kittens! I will NOT get any of this money the food and medicine will be delivered to me! https://twitter.com/SonichuMerch

...his very [[CWCki]] as source, in addition to [[Wikipedia]], [[Reddit]] and the fan wiki for My Little Pony. He reveals his Reddit account as u/VirtualActu | name = Telling It To All of You, and the Hasbro Executives and Staff

The '''CWC Art Contest''' is a series of YouTube videos in which Chris reviews ...as names and email addresses - while looking through the pictures. One of the artworks has [[Caden]]'s dox superimposed on it.

...[[Transformers#Transformers in Sonichu|Sonichu Transformers]] figures and the [[PVCC]]. All of their voices are done by Chris, and they all sound similar All of these videos have the following description:

...nish learning platforms. Nowadays, it has devolved into another channel of the typical [[My Little Pony Protests|anti-G5 protests]]. {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=ShieldWing96|Today it is the day that we celebrate the birthday of our favourite Pizza Pony himself, Jasper Pie!

...nate select details. Praetor appears to send letters to people who pay for the art Chris sent to them. ...y of his later drawings did not surface on the internet until months after the dates on which they were drawn. As of [[June 2023]], no jail art dated late

...2024]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[Twitter]] and from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu.

...ased new ones ever since and has likely gone and replaced at least some of the lost ones. ...possessions from [[14 Branchland Court]] were seen in the new house within the backgrounds of photographs or shown during livestreams.<ref>[[:File:X - Liv

The event description: ...Drafthouse lobby, we'll all trot in to the theater watch MY LITTLE PONY on the big screen with our new friends. Specially-themed kids meals will be availa

...ber 2023]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[Twitter]] under the username CPU_CWCSonichu. ...2023 social media posts#Livestream announcement|Chris quotes his post from the previous day]]'']

...uld make for a lovely present for Christmas, if y'all don't mind. Consider the other three items on my Wish List for me as well, please. Thank You. ...ving one booth; I Feel That would have been more efficient. Please, revert the front section of this McDonalds back to its Better Glory. Thank You.

...ris-chan himself, please see [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. For details on the ED forum about Chris, please see [[Chris-chan (forum)]].'' The '''Chris chan''' article on the [[CWCipedia]] was an entry Chris uploaded to his wiki on 17-18 [[December 2

==Chris explains the friend zone== Artist VimHomeless questioned the [[Friend zone|friend zone]] and its associated negativity:

...ealize and see the irony in this event in relation to what will be done in the new timeline.}} ...iefs on the Merge|the fated casualties in this Dimension]], so yes. And in the new timeline, Trump will be lost again, but by different means.}}

...sionally appear in the video. He continues to shill [[OfficialCWCmart]] in the descriptions. ==The Life and Times of Jesus Christ==

...to Bella and addressed to her other alias 10anon, confirming her usage of the account.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chess-club-authoritative-documen My name is Ashley Hamer, I'm the Managing Editor and Co-Host of Curiosity Daily. We are very

...r>[[Diamond Melody]]<br>Arfoire<ref name=ideaguy>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref><br>The Quinnish Troll ...]], who were in the midst of wreaking their own havoc on Chris's psyche at the time, and drove a wedge between her and Chris.

...2024]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[Twitter]] and from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu. want to know what the person on your mind wants to tell you? 💫

Of note is that the tweets are geotagged from Hollymead, Virginia. Chris shared a memory of a post from 2017 about [[The Classic]] shirt and commented:

==Blake and The Dimensional Merge== ...Blake. Can't imagine he ever got over it, or how about bubbles! A part of the story I think would be best changed}}

This page contains chats from the [[Watchmen]] Discord server [[The Place]] during [[December 2020]]. ...nchu]]), [[Kyle]] (@Nova), [[MKRNightVee]] (@MKR), [[Naught]] (@ภคยﻮђՇ), [[The WCT]] (@Neko Onyx (Kat)), and [[Val]].

...the release of {{W|Sam & Max Save the World|Sam & Max Save the World}} on the [[Nintendo#Nintendo Switch|Nintendo Switch]].'' ...ess where I am right now. I’m on that damn lost island with SNT, Elise and the everyone else. ⚡⚡⚡

[[File:JourneytotheMerge 23October2020 1.png|thumb|250px|One of the released screenshots.]] ...lease of information was requested and consented by Chris himself. Some of the Watchmen elected to have their names and information redacted as well, alth

This page contains chats from the [[Watchmen]] Discord server [[The Place]] during [[January 2021]]. ...[[Kyle]] (@Nova), [[MKRNightVee]] (@MKR), [[Naught]] (@ภคยﻮђՇ), Peachy, [[The WCT]], and [[Val]].

I’ve talked the following out with [[Bismuth]], so this is mainly between you, I and Bis.}} ...l of the impact of them, and any others from the group, being here towards the As Soon As Possible timing of me with this body going from [[1218]] to [[C-

This page contains chats from the [[Watchmen]] Discord server [[The Place]] during [[October 2020]]. ...hu]]), [[Klop]], [[Kyle]] (@Nova), [[MKR]], Naught, Peachy, [[Praetor]], [[The WCT]] (@Neko Onyx (Kat)), and [[Val]].

...late to [[video games]] and [[My Little Pony]]. Sometimes he gets angry at the [[trolls]]. [[File:Happybday.jpg|right|thumb|375px|Yes, he ''actually thought the video was about him''.]]

...h one released, meaning that the long period of time that it took to watch the entire series can't be chalked up to Chris's usual laziness. ...ey happened. Instead, what resulted was a disjointed zombie-like state and the least entertaining reactions of all time. Chris asked for donations and liv

...r 2090. The more I make, the more you can make your own oc or oc thing for the account or just come see what I make<3 ...-healing alongside my workings with the other deities, the total universe, Cosmos, as well as from within myself. Today, I start reconnecting with my inner c

...olor-coded for reference. Chris's usual posts are in blue. Halfway through the month, Chris would begin role-playing as [[Magi-Chan]]; those posts are in ==On the road again==

...moment, you take off your blouse, and I take off my shirt, optionally with the medallion on|[[Chris]], describing his [[sex]] fantasy to [[PandaHalo]]<ref {{quote|Never retiring the medallion, Ever.|[[Chris]], February 2020<ref>[[February 2020 social media

{{incomplete|Chats from The WCT-Chris log (11 May 2021 onwards)}} {{Needs Updating|[[User:Anaxis/Watchmen Source Leaks#The Watchmen Discuss Brainwashing Chris]]|[[User:Anaxis/Watchmen Source Leaks#C

...y Quartz my Captain sent me. I had to remove the old paper insert to close the pouch, but I should have brought it with me this weekend. LOL ...my bosom. I should probably get a new pouch to replace this leather pouch; the brown stained my bras lately. Go fig how old brown leather runs around.}}

...ntal vacay in getting drunk and can imagine and empathize for those who do the outdated “Normal” things that are considered stupid, and I am Not telli ...ght now, unless that is their own individual life quality decision to make the life change.

...hrist Chan Sonichu Prime]]" whilst streaming, but are quickly renamed upon the video ending. ...me questions in the chat. The stream made over $600 from donors, although the actual amount may be lower due to donations being refunded or charged back

'''Sonichu Deck''' is the main set of Chris's custom [[TSSSF]] cards. ...th Chris Chan and Magi-Chan are prolific and powerful, and they also enjoy the finer and simple things in life. Among which, they dabble in Fanfics and Sh

...ments are included and color-coded for reference. During the first half of the month, Chris was role-playing as [[Magi-Chan]]; these posts are in purple. ...nto his changing form and back, you’ll have met your OCs personally. Enjoy the time. 💜⚡️}}

...nouns, or liberal use of suffixes like “- ish” or “-er”. Combine this with the idiosyncratic speech patterns that are common among [[autism|autistics]] (l Nearly all CWC-isms belong to one of the four following classes:

...able to get the clips to work, although the audio only played for him, not the viewers. {{quotebox|Support the stream: [''links to Streamlabs'']}}

...d of the first part which resulted in muted audio; the issue was fixed for the second part. ...s evident throughout the second part of the stream, indicating he now sees the Q&A livestreams as a [[Chris and work|chore]].