The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who

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On 15 August 2009, In an amazing turn of events, the false Chris Ian Brandon Anderson revealed the purpose of the SingStar Challenge. It never was to determine who the real Chris was. It was all just for fun. Despite saying so, he says that there is time for the judges to change their votes on who was the winner. A performance of "So Need A Cute Girl" ensues.

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[Ian shows his ring] Haa, I'm making this video to uh, clear a record.

The Singstar Challenge was NEVER to verify who was the real Christian Weston Chandler, because everyone on the internet knows that I am, he's the imposter. They should quit encouraging him. And I wish that he would stop his stupid damn dirty game. I don't know what the heck is wrong with his head. [his voice gets higher] He ain't right. He don't even let me get a word in edge-wise. He just keeps going on and on AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ONNNNNNNNN! Worse than my father!

[sighs] Anyway, it was just basically a fun thing, only for fun. It was never meant to determine who was who! But just to play it safe, I am going to give y'all the big sample.

Again, the contest was only for fun. Never to determine who was WHO. Because everyone knows dang well. Anyway, here is the classic, of which has been in my heart, that made women realise there was a guy still out there. A virgin, waiting.

[Ian, once again, plays "So Need A Cute Girl"]

Compare that, to the original, which got bootlegged, wrongfully, from a copy of my DVD. Have a good-have a nice day. Peace. [camera cut]

Oh, and also, there is still time, and it is optional, for the judges to change-their-votes.