Talk:Mailbag 30

Chris killed something?

"Autistics don't run over small animals repeatedly and call it "the highlight of their day."" When did this happen? Fenny 22:22, 31 December 2009 (CET)

• Chris ran over a snake at some point. It's in an IRC or something.--Beat 22:48, 31 December 2009 (CET)
• June 11th, 2009. It's not in anything official, but it happened and it was a weird story and I'm hoping to get a True, Honest account of it if people keep bugging him about it. To be fair "repeatedly" is an exaggeration, it took him four tries to run over the snake on a quiet, residential street. Chris claimed it was poisonous, but he thinks crystal is a metal and thinks gay can be cured with vaccines. --Anaconda 23:50, 31 December 2009 (CET)
• What a dick. Fenny 18:38, 1 January 2010 (CET)

Stan

I could listen to Eminem all day. I'm not even kidding. That's not the point though. The point is that Chris seems to honestly believe that most gays would find him incredibly sexy. That's not weird or anything.--Beat 05:35, 2 January 2010 (CET)

Sneezing spreads the Gay

Reading Chris's assumption that you get gay by sneezing reminds of a Sonic Flash cartoon I saw on Newgrounds. The small short had Sonic and Shadow talking when Shadow sneezes. Little germs with Shadow quills hit Sonic and he whimpers "I caught it... I CAUGHT THE EMO!" and starts flailing. You think Chris saw that and though of being gay like that? I mean, I've never seen anything like that on Family Guy, and that's where Chris gets most of his material!--Blazer 05:56, 2 January 2010 (CET)

I kinda doubt it. To me it seems like Chris is just overcomitting to his "Gay Vaccine" theory. I guess if he thinks it can be vaccinated like a virus, it must spread like a virus.--Beat 05:59, 2 January 2010 (CET)

I'm going to have to reread the mailbags because my brain is having trouble processing all the stupid. --Anaconda 06:01, 2 January 2010 (CET)

Alcohol fetal poisoning, loneliness, but now this, too!? Just out of curiousity, have there been any other attempts on telling Chris that homosexuality isn't a disease or such besides also showing an X-rated comic, like the creator of Sonichu is Gay/Dead did? --CWCAttack 06:15, 2 January 2010 (CET)

I'm sort of inspired to start a "Chris and Intelligence" page but I'm not sure where to start. --AntonImausMk2 08:33, 2 January 2010 (CET)

Well, if you're gonna do that, you should look at the Honor Roll page first. --CWCAttack 22:09, 2 January 2010 (CET)

I wonder if Chris is basing the transmission of homosexuality on HIV. He seems the type to still think of it as "the gay disease," so using it as a basis for homosexuality itself as a disease makes sense. It explains how the fuck a vaccine would also act like gene therapy, anyway. Fenny 21:49, 2 January 2010 (CET)

He's Chris. Of course he does... --CWCAttack 22:09, 2 January 2010 (CET)

You have beaten me to the punch line. We talking about Chris "God/Bear Gave Me My Name" Chandler here.We shouldn't expect anything else from him Griffintown 22:41, 2 January 2010 (CET)

That's my guess; at the age he was in junior high and high school, they still taught that there was a slight chance you could get HIV from kissing, and there was lots of talk about making a vaccine against it. He's smart enough to know that HIV isn't the cause of gayness, but I don't doubt in his mind they are closely linked. --sonichuis44 22:10, 2 January 2010 (CET)