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Chris and the future
For a long time fans, trolls, a-logs, white knights, enablers, weens and passive observers alike have speculated about Chris' life since his discovery back in '07. Many years have passed and a lot of saga's have occurred since then. With Chris' bleak future, people are speculating now more than ever about Chris' ultimate fate.
The Homeless Saga
People began speculating about this dreaded saga since Bob's passing back in 2011. With Barb's age, bad living conditions and poor health, people are afraid she will die rather sooner than later. Chris' followers are wondering and discussing what will happen to Chris when Barb actually kicks the bucket. A few scenarios came out of these speculations.
Best case scenario
Cole, a ween or another family member will take Chris in. Chris will receive food, healthcare and a roof over his autistic head. Needless to say everyone has their limits, so eventually Chris will end up living in the streets or he will end up in a mental institution.
Most realistic scenario
Barb dies and Chris will freak out. He will helplessly sperg out harder than he has ever sperged before, lashing out at everything and everyone. Eventually he ends up committing an offense, the police swoops in and inevitably arrests Chris. Unless some rich ween bails him out, Chris has to spend some time in jail. The police are well aware of how mentally unstable he actually is and contacts some kind of mental health service. Chris gets taken into a group home, has routines imposed upon him like cleaning, cooking and he has to earn the right to use the internet. Of course his internet-use will probably be monitored, which means he can no longer be the lolcow we all love, hate and tolerate him for. He has to earn his stay there, which means he has to work. He will likely stay there until he reaches old age.
Worse case scenario
Chris still lives in BC 14, he is unable to take care of himself and loses his last bit of sanity. To cope with the loss of another loved one, Chris will start hoarding toys and vidya more than ever before. Unable to pay for the second mortgage, the bank forecloses his home and Chris ends up living in the streets. If he isn't dead by then, he will get arrested by committing multiple offenses. After spending some time in jail, he ends up living in the streets once more, where he will die.