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Bob: | Christian, what are you doing? |
Chris: | Nothing. |
Bob: | I’m getting all these crazy damn' calls. What're you doing? |
Chris: | Nothing. |
Bob: | Don't give me that crap. Now, what’s going on? |
Chris: | Dad, will you get out of here? |
Bob: | No. [string of Windows beeps] I will not. People telling me that you’re about to kill yourself on YouTube. |
Chris: | What? |
Bob: | What are you doing? |
Chris: | I'm not doin' anything |
Bob: | Want me to wake your mother up and find out? |
Chris: | No. |
Bob: | Then get out of here, and off that Internet. |
Chris: | Fine. |
Bob: | What is your trouble? |
Chris: | I am not going to kill myself. |
Bob: | Get away from that TV. |
Chris: | Fine. |
Bob: | Get away from the Internet. I’m cuttin' it down, right now. |
Chris: | NO DAD NO! |
Bob: | Yes. |
Chris: | No! |
Bob: | What are you doin'? |
[long pause, keys clicking on the keyboard, then single Windows beep] | |
Chris: | Don’t do it, Dad. |
Bob: | I’m gonna shut this thing right down. |
Chris: | No. |
Bob: | Yes. |
Chris: | No! [pause] Dad, no. Stop! |
Bob: | Go wake your mother up; don’t bother me. Okay? [pause] Go wake your mother up! Don’t bother me! |
Chris: | Ugh. |
Bob: | Go and wake your mother up! |
Chris: | Ugh. |
Bob: | You tell mm-her what’s going on. This thing is gonna go down. |
Chris: | No! |
Bob: | Yes! |