User:Muchacho1994

So-ni-chuuuuuuu!

Fuckin' Christian Weston Chandler is the mayor of CWCville
He's got a lot of things to do
Got a lot of China to steal!
Mary Lee Walsh is always waiting to ruin his fun
But with the Chaotic Combo at his side
The day is already won!

Wel! Come! To! CWCville!
We invite you to swallow some sperm!
Chris is straight, we guarantee!
There are no girls allowed,
Unless you're boyfriend-free!
He doesn't like the blackies,
And God says gays should die.
And if you see him sitting at a table,
Well, you'd better read his sign!

Sonichu!