User:OFSheep

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I only got into this shit because my brother started obsessing and watched the audiobooks.

Now I'm hooked on this bizarre manchild whose actions showcase all the failures of modern capitalist society. I am the self-proclaimed master of Sonichu canon. The fact that I am better at it than Chris himself is not a very good sign. I don't edit pages much-I can't hit the mocking/pity tone right. Rather, I research and break down Chris' canon. Also, I hate Chris utterly.

Out of late-summer break boredom, I've started on a CWC Magic: The Gathering set which varies from straight adaptation to hateful mockery.

The CWC set has grown in to a CWC block! The first set is based off of season 1 of Chris' comic! It includes all your favorite heroes and villains from in and around the city of CWCville! Will Slaweel and her jerkops take over CWCville, or will Christian and his hedgehog heroes triumph? All the while, slanderous trolls are producing slanderous mockeries! On top of that, powerful, sentient, transforming robots can be your to command!

The second set contains the stuff outside of the main comics, from CWCipedia articles and special comics! Ready to shoot impostors in the legs or marry your heartsweet? How about magically? How about with a Plains Island Swamp Mountain Forest?

The third set... well, you remember book 7? Chris' time travel has consequences he never imagined. Sonichu's brief entry into an area that didn't harness him previously altered space; his and Magi-Chan's two-hour nonexistence altered time; Chris, a naturally powerful psychic and magician, is blindly flying through all possible moments of all possible realities. The very laws of a countless many universes are being subverted and broken. The fundamental disorder caused by Chris' time travel has caused multiple realities to intersect in horrible ways. Chris as a devilishly clever dictator; Slaweel is a noble renegade; Sonichu is gay and loves pickles; all these wild realities are yours to harness!

Yeah, the third set is really ambitious. Thank GodJesus I don't have any real release schedule.