User:Tofu

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A true CWC stalker, I am one of the many victims of the morbid curiosity Chris inevitably generates. I discovered this manchild sometime in early 2008 on 4chan's /co/ and have been following him ever since.
Previously used the handle user:Janis, but I forgot my password. Am John_Redcorn in the #sonichu IRC.
I'll mostly update typos and correct awkward sentence structure, but if I am ever passing the Charlottesville/Ruckersville area again I shall update with pics of his house and/or surrounding area. My grandparents own a large amount of property including a house they have not been able to sell in that general area, so I may be stopping by again to check for hobos, damages etc. sometime during the summer. Bob looks like shit and is stealthy and INSANE. That is all I will say.
I'm going to college in St. Louis, Misery. I live literally minutes away from Daveykins, another horrible manchild who is Internet famous. Recently, I've sent a nice birthday card to Chris with some half-decent Sonichu fan-art and a request for a signed Sonichu drawing, but so far I haven't received a response. I also sent him a Valentine's Day card with similar drawings geared towards appealing to his child-like sensibilities. I even included a self-addressed stamped envelope in both, knowing what a cheap bastard he is. This leads me to believe that Chris's parents may have begun intercepting their son's mail altogether and tossing it, regardless of content, or that Chris has given up on the Sonichu francise entirely.