User:Zepplis

Straight out of the back woods of New Jersey, She's been an avid Christorian for a while. Chris is something of a guilty pleasure/addiction to her- akin to reading celebrity tabloids. It will never cease to amaze her at what Chris is capable of doing to himself. One day she hopes to get a PhD in Christory so then she can earn the respect of all her peers. At last, something mom and dad can be proud of! All she needs to do is put down the vidja gaem controller for once in her sad, sad, life.