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'''Kaka Makeup Basics''' is a video released by [[Chris]] on 16 [[August 2011]]. Here, we see Chris putting on makeup, reinforcing his status as a [[tomgirl]]. Chris applies the makeup extremely inexpertly, completely caking himself in it, akin to a two-year-old who has just discovered [[Barb|mommy's]] make-up kit, proving again that Chris cannot even do something he wants to right. As well, it's revealed that he uses make-up from [[Wikipedia:Sephora|Sephora]], a very expensive cosmetics store, though we know [[Monthly Tugboat|how he got that.]] 

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name           = Kaka Makeup Basics
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|eB5HUfPI1U8}}
| stardate       = 16 [[August 2011]]
| subject        = {{Homos|text}}
| style          = {{Reason}}, {{Crazy}}
| saga           = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt          = {{Blue tomgirl|text}}
| previous       = [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada]]
| next           = [[Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya]]
}}

==Transcript==
''[Background music: [[Wikipedia:Katy Perry|Katy Perry]] - "[[Wikipedia:California Gurls|California Gurls]]"]''

'Ello. Now it's time for make-up tips. First... I like to start, by putting on some of the ol' foundation. My-I go with my own skin tone which was recommended to me by the person-by the woman who served me over at the ah make-up parlor known as Sephora. So yeah, take the, ah, little brush here and, uh... ''[Stirs brush around the way one stirs gummy oatmeal.]'' ... just take some here and- ''[Starts to put make-up on.]'' and start to put it on a majority of my face. 
''[There's a moment of Chris putting his make-up on his eyelids. They twitch reflexively, clearly not used to having foundation put on them.]'' There. ''[Continues putting make-up on roughly, the same way one would paint a house.]''. Pardon me while I ''[looks at camera dramatically]'' powder my nose. Definitely kills the shine. And you don't want a reflective nose. Make sure you cover your blemishes as well if you see any in the mirror... on your compact. ''[Phone rings]'' I should have turned that off, I didn't think. And let me just-''[sigh]'' fix that. Yeah. Make sure to blow the excess ''[pause]'' make up away after you have completed that. 

''[Mumbles]'' Apply some mascara. ''[Blows on mascara and applies it, constantly blinking on every alternate stroke.]'' Angling the brush and moving upwards, keeping an eye on the mirror. You definitely want to make your eyelashes more fuller, especially when they look- don't look so full in the first place. Another good idea is to just close your eyelid and onto-onto the brushhh. I mainly like to focus on the upper eyelashes cause the lower ones are more difficult to... do really, at least for me. 

And then I like to ah apply the ol' eye shadow but first I have to apply some primer onto the- onto my eyelids. ''[Applies a liberal amount of primer as though it were toothpaste.]'' Like so. And right now I just gotta focus on, uh, one-- ''[almost drops the eye shadow]'' shade of eye shadow to go onto my eyelids for this time. To-ah-to get yourself ed-y-get yours- you can learn more about ''[burps under his breath]'' how to apply multiple shades to give your eyes a, ah, possibly more better look. Your eyelids. ''[Applies blue eyeshadow liberally.]'' If you want more information on applying makeup, def'nitely go to yer, local make-up salon or Sephora. Or I guess, uh, yeah, most anywhere else that sells make-up. 

And uh, optionally you can use eye liner, obviously I should have done that before I applied eye shadow. It goes along de, uh, edge of the eyelid. That's where it's concentrated at. 

And lastly, I like to apply some-apply some lipstick. This is a no brainer. ''[Mumbles, applies lipstick liberally, and blows a kiss at the camera.]'' And to give you a little shine, I, uh, just apply some lip glossss. ''[Applies the lipgloss, then smacks his lips.]'' And that's a simple-that's pretty much a basic way on, uhf- of applying make-up. ''[Gives a stare, attempting to look flirty but coming off as disturbing.]'' Tell 'em, uh, ''[gives a shifty glance off-camera]'' [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Kaka]] sent ya.

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