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:''For Chris's thoughts on another kind of rock, see [[Chris and music]].''

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{{quote|You all should have a look at my well-kept Magic and Healing Stone Collection, and my mentally and calmness expressed as much as possible while I read [[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2|the second half of SNT Vs Sonichu]]; I MEDITATED AND DRANK WATER ON THE ROCKS|Chris in a Twitter rant<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1231605355509055491</ref>}}

[[File:CWC Discord selfie for VoidZine server.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris's [[headgear]] for holding magic stones against his forehead, pictured in March 2020.<ref>[[:File:CWC VoidZine Discord messages.png]]</ref>]]

'''Magic stones''' are semi-precious stones believed by some to have and convey various powers. Chris's interest in magic stones stems from his recent acceptance of [[Mysticism|New Age beliefs]] and fits well with his compulsion to collect useless crap. As seen on [[Discord]],<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/discord-1-19-chriss-collection-of-magic-stones.65420/</ref> Chris has amassed a sizable number of polished stones, gems, and an [[January_2020_social_media_posts#Magic_Bottle|$80 amethyst water bottle]].

==History==
According to a series of tweets by Chris, [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] bought him a set of stones in [[1990's|1996]]. However, Chris payed no attention to them until 2018, when he rediscovered them in a box of things that survived [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the 2014 fire]]. Due to his manipulation by the [[Idea Guys]], Chris believed that these stones were able to serve as an extension of his belief that he is a [[CPU Blue Heart|powerful deity]]. He would then go on to buy another set of stones in September, and would post about both the following day.<ref>[[September 2018 social media posts#Magic stones]]</ref>

{{quote|I had recovered the stones, pouch and pamphlet from amongst the boxes of my things a few months ago. We also have a few separate Tigers Eye stones that were about as old as these stones. Healing Stones, when in close proximity to the owner can greatly bestow great bodily and emotional health and recovery, as well as soulful protection.|Chris invents yet another delusion}}

A precedent to the magic stones is Chris's [[Medallions|Sonichu Medallion]]. Like the stones, Chris's medallion served as a symbol of the power Chris believes he has. For example, in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]] the medallion plays an integral part of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], since the fulfillment of said prophecy allowed Chris to transform into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] with the medallion. Following the destruction of Chris's medallion by Blanca Weiss, Chris turned to his [[Amnyfest Ring|High School Ring]] as the TRUE and HONEST source of power.

{{quote|my POWERS NEVER truly came from the Medal; they came from my High School Ring the WHOLE time. I wore the ring the VERY FIRST TIME I thought of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and from then on as well, so there is the FACT.|Chris, 15 [[October 2008]]<ref>[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog#Sonichu Comic #10 Preview]]</ref>}}

Chris would continue to focus on and wear the stones into 2019, to the extent that one was subject to [[PsychicPowers#Amethyst_stone|Chris's attempts at demonstrating psychic power]]. He demonstrated the stones to [[Kim Wilson]] and her friend, even giving Kim a stone.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1528#post-6971688</ref> For his sojourn to [[BronyCon]] 2019, Chris would wear a collection of stones in a pouch around his neck, despite receiving neck pain from the weight.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-arrived-at-bronycon-2019-megathread.59139/page-25#post-5107905</ref> One such stone, identified by Chris as an amethyst stone, has been consistently worn around Chris's neck alongside the Sonichu medallion since late 2018. By May 2020, he began wearing several other stones, three of which being in metal shakers.<ref>[[Analysis Anarchy Reaction Livestreams#TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 2 Reaction Video]]</ref>

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:ChrisHealingStones1.jpg|The healing stones that Bob bought for Chris.
File:ChrisonDiscordSeptember2019.jpg|Chris wearing the amethyst stone in a photo sent to Discord in 2019.
File:Dead fitbit.jpeg|Magic stones glued onto his FitBit.
File:Rox.png|Chris's magic stones inside metal shakers, displayed next to his laptop.
File:CWCmay2020.jpg|The metal shakers hanging alongside the [[medallion]].
File:July 2020 jewels.jpeg|An absurd amount of magic stones, [[July 2020]].
</gallery></center>

==External links==
*[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/discord-1-19-chriss-collection-of-magic-stones.65420/ Full set of Chris's photos of his magic stone collection]
*[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-6224799 Another set of photos released on 31 March]

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