View source for CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009

The following videos were uploaded by [[Liquid Chris]] from [[August 2009|August]] through [[November 2009]]. 

This time period encompasses the [[Kacey]] Saga, and ends with [[Sonichu Special 4]]: the notorious shot-through-the-knees comic.

==Pre-Kacey Saga==

===Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN.===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name           = Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN.
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|b3XaxocqdXM}}
| Stardate       = August 10, 2009 
| Maker          = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Trollsicon}} [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]
| Performance Style = {{Rage}} Angry
| Shirt          = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous       = [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_5#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Revised_Entry|RE-DONE Lift Up Your Eyes]]
| next           = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song "So Need a Cute Girl" by CWC|New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song "So Need a Cute Girl" by CWC]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|I am VERY Ticked Off right Now.

CWC }}
{{Transcript}}

===Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :)===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name           = I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|aF-OqiCKDhY}}
| Stardate       = 11 August 2009
| Maker          = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter  = {{Music}} Music
| Shirt          = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous       = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN.|Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN.]]
| next           = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.|I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Hello, y'all. Just droppin' by For a Quick Update. Check out the New Store! http://cwcstore.blogspot.com/

CWC }}
{{Transcript}}

[[Captain%27s_Log|Captain's Log]]: Stardate August 11, 2009

Hello my loyal fanbase, I would like to address the impostor, Ian Brandon Anderson, for a moment. I officially declare myself the winner of the [[SingStar_Challenge|SingStar Challenge Contest]] between your- because your judges have not followed- have not followed any rules, uh, up- uploaded any videos. My judges have been following the rules and given me scores. Therefore, because you have no scores, you are out of the running, and I am the true Christian Weston Chandler.

Now, I don't care if you're stealing my original work and comic pages, and arts, and uploading onto a dimpy little website where no one will see them and be- while the true comics are about to be published by {{w||Dark Horse Comics}}. Yes, you heard it right. Dark Horse is fent- they are working fedrously ??- furiously to create and draw and write the first Sonichu Episode 0 comic within accordance from SEGA and Nintendo.

Now they are also working with a certain Microsoft as well. My current status on the project is they may hire me as Production Manager. So, y'know, keep my fingers crossed. [''holds up crossed fingers close to the camera for a few seconds'']. But uh, another thing, I present to you another true Sonichu merchandise selling site. It's cwcstore.blogspot.com, and it's your one-stop-shop for anything [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], or [[CWCville]]-related. I will show you a bit of the site right here.

[''Camera shows scrolling through front page of shop with various products such as T-shirts, DVD sets, and comics'']

And on another note, they're, uh, umm, gonna start selling, uhh [[LEGO]] sets of CWCville along with guides to the city, so, uhh, be looking forward to that one, uhh, true believers. [''holds up box of LEGOs with very clearly fake CWCville label'']

The, uhh, [[The_Sonichu_Chronicles|Sonichu Crystal Chronicles]] game has come along pretty well. It's going to be a, uhh, RPG-style game, Role-Playing Game, and outside the city of CWCville. And, ehh, it is currently being produced, uhh, in tandem with Microsoft for the X- [''sigh of disappointment, but acting strong''] for the Xbox 360. Look forward, uhh, to the official revealing of it in the, uhh, Game Developer- DOS and Game Developers' Conference.

Hmm, anyway, uhh, yeah so that's about it for now. Still making lots of monies, rollin' in th- rollin' in th- rollin' in the dough, y'know, and uhh. [''melodramatically''] Who knows what the future holds!

Peace.

[''black screen for a few seconds'']

And to my darling sweetheart [[Kacey]], eventually I'll light a magical lighthouse to randomly shown ?? its healing, guiding light upon my previously-shattered heart and tortured soul and mended them back to good shape and form. One girl walked into my life like a sailor-soldier having just vanquished a Heart Snatcher. Bit by bit, I've noticed your shining lustrous hair, your shiny blue Chaos Emerald-like eyes, and personality strong and caring like a true buttercup bloom. I follow my recovered heart's instincts and followed you. As I got to know you over the months, my heart was growing stronger as I was falling for you. I blushed more strawberry-pink than I ever ha- than I have ever before, and everything around me was shining like a sun's mellow color, yellow.

Uhh, for you I would travel even a thousand mile just to be with ya. Fortunately, uhh, you lives only about 2 hours away from my house, and uhh, I mee- I meet you when we date. This feeling, it was, and still is, so pure and true. It was as- it was if I was born to love you. When you smiles, I feel like I'm walking on sunshine. As I give my replying smile, I gaze into your eyes, and your hair is the softest and most warm-tingling. Cloud 9? I feel like I'm on 10.

Kacey, my love, would you marry me? [''bends off camera to retrieve a pink Rosechu medallion, holds it in front of the camera, and awkwardly looks around the room for a few seconds'']

Peace.

===I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name           = I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|1pbi94LLabY}}
| Stardate       = 14 August 2009
| Maker          = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter  = {{Music}} Music {{Galpals}} Kacey
| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason
| Shirt          = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous       = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :)|Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :)]]
| next           = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|The Judges also Agree: I am the WINNER of the SingStar Challenge and the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler. Goodbye, Youtube. And Every Soul whose Heart I have Touched, and has Touched Mine Back. I have Found Myself, and Kacey and I will Grow Together.

CWC}}
{{Transcript}}

===GONE===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name           = GONE
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|5VEt7DgWMNk}}
| Stardate       = 15 August 2009
| Maker          = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter  = {{Violence}} [[Death threats]]
| Shirt          = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous       = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.|I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.]]
| next           = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#10152009|10152009]]
}}
{{Transcript}}

''[The camera zooms in on [[Liquid Chris|Liquid Chris]], who is tied up]''
Captain's log, Stardate August 13th 2009. Tell them your name.
*<font color="sienna">'''[Liquid Chris]''' Christian Weston Chandler.'''</font>
''[Chris takes a moment to laugh like a manic retard]''
*<font color="0033FF">'''[Chris]'''Are you the real Christian?
*<font color="sienna">'''[Liquid Chris] Yes.'''</font>
''[Liquid and Solid Chris go back and forward a few times saying "No" and "Yes"]''
*<font color="0033FF">'''[Chris] And why do you dress up like him?'''</font>
''[The camera is zoomed up more on Liquid as Chris takes off the others medallion.]''
'''[THIS TRANSCRIPT IS STILL A WORK IN PROGRESS. PLEASE BE PATIENT.]'''

===10152009===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name           = 10152009
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|Ni8d6CRSD1o}}
| Stardate       = 15 October 2009
| Maker          = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter  = {{Rumors}} Rumours {{Homos}} [[Homos]]
| Shirt          = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous       = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]
| next           = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.|THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|I am Not Dead!!! Also, I have Sonichu's Patent now. Thank you For Your Support, my Fans!

CWC}}
{{Transcript}}

Captain’s log, Stardate October fi-fifteenth, 2009. [''[[stress sigh]]''] 

Hello my loyal fanbase. As-a-alot has happened to me, uh this past month and a half. I shall tell you first and foremost that uh I am safe, as- and straight, and I would like to note to a note there that uh what- what uh happened- what happened to me there and why you have not heard from me for so long. Oh, and my- and my Sonichu medallion, I do not have it at the moment because it was stolen from me.

I was ready for my bus to Redmond, but-uh-just-at the bus stop there, all of a sudden I felt someone touching me on my... yeah. So I turned around, because you know, I am TAKEN by my sweetest Kaceeyyyy, and it was none other than the impostor Christian Weston Chandler himself, or as he is better known, Ian Brandon Anderson! I called him out and I said, “Hey you Ian An-“, I said, “Hhh-hey you Ian Brandon Anderson” he st-he started screaming and covering his ears and then he knocked me out with a Chun-Li kick. And so, I woke up at a meat- in a meat packing factory. I knew it was a meat packing factory because there was- [''pauses and swallows awkwardly''] there was alotttt of pictures of uh...... [''pauses in disgust''] ducks… hanging around. Yeah, he made me uh- get on camera and then he force fed me a lots of uh… D-R-U-G-S. I-I didn’t even know there were so many kinds of them, but I passed out before I could even find ou- uh- before I could even tell, and the next thing you know eh- I’M WAKING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SAHARA DESERT, AND MY ANUS IS BLEEDING! I’M BLEEDING OUT OF MY- t’yeah, so… yeah.

So just suh- so just all y’all so you know by now, that impostor is a homosexual. I had to get an OPERATION! So I called thru- I- [''pauses, licks lips, stress sighs and shakes head back and forth''] I crawled through the desert on my stomach for like a whooole month and until some really nice guys from Aladdin picked me up and they let me stay with them in their tent, and they took me to a city and where I found out that I had been kidnapped and taken to Africa! And so- but- and- [''stress sigh''] So ‘bout a week ago I called my sweetest Kacey, and she was so happy- [''clutches chest and speaks with concern and heartache''] she was so happy to see me, and I- I had been talking to her about getting our engagement re-r-reinfor-reinstated. [''video cuts to a slightly different angle and position'']

And I ask you Kasey, will you please- will you please marry me again? [''mimics opening an engagement ring box using his hands'']

[''Moves engagement ring box closer to his chest and reopens it''] Opening to my heart. [''video cuts back to original angle'']

And a very upcoming date... yeah and uh- yeah and on an’urr note ‘der, I am going back to Redmond to my own office with my own secretary to take up- to take up my rightful job as the owner of the Sonichu franchise, and just so y’all know, that Project Needlemouse game, that Sega was working on, that was uh- that was gonna be the Sonichu game, but when I got kidnapped they had to- they had to act like it was just another Sonic title. So now I am gonna- I am gonna- I am going back to work that up and put a jump start in the comics and- and the game, and as for that impostor, I want to see his head on a pike! [''video cuts''] 

Peace. [''holds up peace sign''] And have a good d- 

== Kacey Saga=

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===THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name           = THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|GPc9QmkW9Eg}}
| Stardate       = 21 October 2009
| Maker          = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter  = {{Sex}} Kacey
| Performance Style = {{Rage}} Angry
| Shirt          = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous       = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#10152009|10152009]]
| next           = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(|BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE, for KACEY AND I'S PURE LOVE. I will Be Right Here.

CWC (Christopher by Birth)}}
{{Transcript}}

===BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name           = BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|3Q-1aHvLXnE}}
| Stardate       = 28 October 2009
| Maker          = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter  = {{Sex}} Kacey
| Performance Style = {{Rage}} Angry
| Shirt          = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous       = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.|THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.]]
| next           = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back|M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Recorded in Front of the CWCVille Mayor's Office :)

CWC}}
{{Transcript}}

===M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name           = M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|wDMEVOM3pV8}}
| Stardate       = 29 October 2009
| Maker          = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Sex}} [[Kacey]] {{Music}} Music
| Shirt          = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous       = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(|BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(]]
| next           = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey|My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Please Excuse the Curses, Swearing, and General Bad Language in this Video.

Peace,

CWC}}
{{Transcript}}

===My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name           = My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|wDQTxPqz48s}}
| Stardate       = 30 October 2009
| Maker          = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Sex}} [[Kacey]] {{Music}} Music
| Shirt          = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous       = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back|M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back]]
| next           = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father|Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Let us Sing This Duet together in Our Hearts.

CWC}}
{{Transcript}}

===Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name           = Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|eL_mkCKuWXQ}}
| Stardate       = 06 November 2009
| Maker          = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter  = {{Comics}} Comics
| Shirt          = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous       = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey|My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey]]
| next           = [[Sonichu_Special_4|Conspiracy to ATTEMPT MURDER AGAIN from Ian Brandon Anderson (his Comic Pages)]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Kacey, you Know who is Right, in Your Heart.

Signed,

"Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler (C.W.C)}}
{{Transcript}}

{{succession|label=[[Liquid Chris|CWCivil War!]]|prevlink=[[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE]]|nextlink=[[Sonichu Special 4]]|}}

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