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Chris has owned multiple '''PlayStation consoles'''.
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===PS2===
The '''Sony PlayStation 2''' is a video game console released in the second generation of Sony's PlayStation consoles. Chris had a PlayStation 2 "slimline" model and in comparison to his later [[PlayStation 3]] very little is known about it. The "slimline" model released on 25 November 2004<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PlayStation_2_models#Slimline_case_designs</ref> in North America. The first appearance of Chris's PlayStation 2 is in the [[Pixelated PS3]] video released on 28 [[November 2006]]; it is unknown when Chris bought it. The first issue of [[Sonichu's News Dash]] had Chris speaking about Sony and the PS2 in derogatory terms, suggesting that at some point between October 2004 (when the slim PS2 was first introduced) and [[November 2006]] (when his PS2 was seen in the [[Pixelated PS3]] video), Chris reversed his opinions on the company. While there is no footage of Chris playing on his PlayStation 2 considering he owned many games<ref>[[List_of_Chris%27s_video_games#PlayStation_2_(PS2)]]</ref> on the system he likely played on it. After this video Chris's PlayStation 2 does not appear or is referenced again. It is unknown if it survived the [[2014 house fire]].

===PS3===
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===PS4===
The '''PlayStation 4''' is a [[video game]] console created by [[Sony]], originally released in North America on 15 [[November 2013]]. It is the best-selling console of [[Wikipedia:History of video game consoles (eighth generation)|the eighth generation of gaming]], alongside the [[HEXbox|HEXbox One]] (with the [[Nintendo|Wii U]] trailing behind in sales but never falling off the market share). At least 109.05 million consoles have been sold by [[April 2020]].<ref>https://www.vgchartz.com/analysis/platform_totals/</ref>

Despite his fanaticism for [[PlayStation 3|the system's predecessor]] (and his [[Chris and money|tendency to spend hundreds of dollars on games for it]]), for two years following its release Chris made no indication of wanting to buy the life upgrade upgrade. This was most likely due to his [[Chris and health|family's health problems]] (compounded by his [[28 October 2011|run-in with the law]]) draining him of funds - as evidenced by him repeatedly begging people to give him money/buy him LEGO sets.<ref>[[May 2014 Facebook Posts]]</ref> He did, however, show contempt for its competition - getting banned from his local Walmart for defacing an Xbox One standee<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris Expresses His Outrage for Walmart]]</ref> - but this was the only thing he had to say about the modern "console wars" (which have been intense enough to be dramatized in ''[[South Park]]'', among other places). True to form, though, this would change in [[February 2016]], around [[Chris's birthday|his 34th birthday]]. He also purchased a Wii U sometime later.

Chris stopped playing the PS4 by late 2019 along with the [[Xbox]]. The PS4's successor, PlayStation 5, was released in [[November 2020]] at a starting price of $399 and has yet to be purchased by Chris.

====The birthday saga====
On 1 February 2016, Chris asked for a PS4 and PlayStation Camera on Facebook<ref>[[February 2016 Facebook Posts#GIMME STUFF FOR MY BIRTHDAY]]</ref> alongside a slew of specifications -  notably, he would later specify<ref>[[February 2016 Facebook Posts#Not Dizzy Enough To Beg For PS4!]]</ref> a white ''Destiny'' bundle. Whomsoever saw fit to waste their hard-earned money on this gift would be "reimbursed" with a $500 voucher for Chris's [[Etsy]] shop - Chris naturally believing that his comics, [[medallions]], and [[Sonichu Amiibo|amiibo]] are worth hundreds of dollars. In fact, a $500 voucher would probably allow the donator to buy everything in the shop and still have around $50 in now-useless funds to spare. Having already given extremely specific demands for this "gift", Chris would further elaborate<ref>[[February 2016 Facebook Posts#A Beg Big Note]]</ref> that buying him ''anything less'' than the ''Destiny'' bundle ''and'' camera would reduce the value on the voucher.

On 12 February, Chris uploaded [[Apologies for offending people]], a video that opens with a customarily insincere apology - though he openly states he doesn't understand why anyone would be offended - then ''reiterates his demands'' at the end of the video.

Incredibly, 24 February came and went without anyone sending him a PS4 - instead, [[weens]] sent Chris worthless gift cards and a losing lottery ticket. A day later, he would upload [[Update: 2/25/16]], another video complaining about this. Bizarrely, Chris appeared to have been so confident that someone would send him an expensive video game console that he became somewhat depressed when they didn't.

[[Image:20160305081202.jpg|thumb|Chris using PS4 applications - the first bit of evidence that he had purchased one.]]

However, despite all his whining, it transpired on 5 [[March 2016]] that he had, in fact, obtained a PS4. It was widely held that Chris had just bought it for himself, but Chris credited a "Miss Kagney Lynn Moore from Seattle, Washington" as the ludicrously magnanimous donor. A closer examination of his Facebook page and of the order details showed that, of course, Chris had just bought it himself. The name of the fictional donor could be derived from Kagney Lynn Karter and Kevin Moore, who have appeared in [[Sex toys|porn films]] together.

====Epilogue====
Having spent hundreds of dollars on a toy, Chris began to beg incessantly for donations he did nothing to earn shortly after in [[HELP, PLEASE!!!|many videos]].

By [[October 2019]], Chris had ceased regularly playing the PS4 - his PSN account shows that the last trophy earned was in a ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' game.<ref>https://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu</ref> In [[August 2020]], a fan asked about his PS4 activity, to which Chris answered that the "amount of stuff" in the room was a problem for setting up his consoles and that he was more focused on the [[Dimensional Merge]] instead.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 2#Gaming]]</ref>

====PS4 games Chris owns====
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'''Note:''' This table only covers games Chris has earned at least one trophy in. Another table is shown below covering games that are at 0% and he has evidently not touched. A full list can be seen on his PSN profile, [http://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu here].

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Game
!align="left"|Trophies
!align="left"|Progress
!align="left"|Comments
|-
||''[[LEGO]] [[Wikipedia:Lego Dimensions|DIMENSIONS]]''
|78
|100%
|A "[[toys]]-to-life" game (ala ''Skylanders'' or [[Sonichu Amiibo|amiibo]]) that is rather infamous for [[Chris and money|being much more expensive]] than its competitors.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Life Is Strange|Life is Strange]]''
|61
|100%
|
|-
|''My Name is Mayo''
|51
|100%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Ratchet & Clank (2016 video game)|Ratchet & Clank]]''
|47
|100%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Life Is Strange: Before the Storm|Life is Strange: Before the Storm]]''
|35
|100%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Order: 1886|The Order: 1886]]''
|22
|100%
|
|-
|''Level 22''
|21
|100%
|
|-
|''[[Sonic]] [[Wikipedia:Sonic Mania|Mania]]''
|18
|100%
|
|-
|''Letter Quest Remastered''
|12
|100%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Three Fourths Home|Three Fourths Home: Extended Edition]]''
|7
|100%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back|Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back]]''
|22
|87%
|
|-
|''[[Sonic Forces]]
|45
|80%
|Chris purchased three copies of this game, each for different consoles.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Crash Bandicoot (video game)|Crash Bandicoot]]''
|21
|80%
|
|-
|''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Legacy of the Duelist''
|17
|80%
|
|-
|''Back to Bed''
|13
|80%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Gone Home|Gone Home]]''
|9
|71%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back|Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back]]''
|10
|68%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bendy and the Ink Machine|Bendy and the Ink Machine]]''
|16
|52%
|
|-
|''[[PaRappa the Rapper]] Remastered''
|19
|51%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Don't Die, Mr. Robot!|Don't Die, Mr. Robot!]]''
|7
|38%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Minecraft|Minecraft]]: PlayStation 4 Edition''
|38
|31%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Burnout Paradise|Burnout Paradise]] Remastered''
|25
|31%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Giana Sisters: Twisted Dreams|Giana Sisters: Twisted Dreams]] - Director's Cut''
|6
|31%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Lego Worlds|LEGO Worlds]]''
|26
|29%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Crash Bandicoot: Warped|Crash Bandicoot: Warped]]''
|10
|23%
|
|-
|''[[Little Big Planet]] [[Wikipedia:LittleBigPlanet 3|3]]''
|10
|21%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Uncharted: Drake's Fortune|Uncharted: Drakes' Fortune]] Remastered''
|15
|20%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Roundabout (video game)|Roundabout]]''
|4
|20%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:PaRappa the Rapper 2|PaRappa the Rapper 2]]''
|4
|19%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bit.Trip#The_Bit.Trip|THE BIT.TRIP]]''
|9
|18%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Freedom Planet|Freedom Planet]]''
|3
|15%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Pure Chess|Pure Chess]]''
|3
|14%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Minecraft: Story Mode|Minecraft: Story Mode]]''
|7
|13%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Disney Afternoon Collection|The Disney Afternoon Collection]]''
|2
|10%
|
|-
|''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''
|7
|10%
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Skylanders: SuperChargers|Skylanders SuperChargers]]''
|5
|9%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:DC Universe Online|DC Universe Online]]''
|5
|8%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Destiny (video game)|Destiny]]''
|6
|7%
|Star of [[CWC's Destiny start|a "Let's Play"]] (that was [[Brutal Legend|completely silent]], thanks to Chris's cluelessness).
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sword Art Online: Lost Song|Sword Art Online: Lost Song]]
|4
|6%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Playroom (2013 video game)|THE PLAYROOM]]''
|2
|6%
|A collection of AR minigames built into the system. Most notable for being banned from streaming after a man [[Chris and sex|stripped and groped his unconscious wife]] live. [https://web.archive.org/web/20140330151356/http://www.computerandvideogames.com/439944/twitch-issues-ps4-ban-warnings-after-unconscious-woman-is-stripped/]
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Shovel Knight|Shovel Knight]]''
|4
|5%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Tetris Ultimate|Tetris Ultimate]]''
|1
|4%
|
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:ZombiU|ZOMBI]]''
|3
|4%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Skylanders: Trap Team|Skylanders Trap Team]]''
|2
|3%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Cyberdimension Neptunia: 4 Goddesses Online|Cyberdimension Neptunia: 4 Goddesses Online]]''
|2
|2%
|-
|''[[God of War]]''
|2
|2%
|
|-
|''[[Guitar Hero]] [[Wikipedia:Guitar Hero Live|Live]]''
|2
|2%
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Mother Russia Bleeds|Mother Russia Bleeds]]
|2
|2%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Skylanders: Swap Force|Skylanders SWAP Force]]''
|2
|2%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mighty No. 9|Mighty No. 9]]''
|1
|1%
|
|-
|''[[Transformers]] [[Wikipedia:Transformers: Devastation|Devastation]]''
|1
|1%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Payday2|PAYDAY 2: Crimewave Edition]]''
|1
|1%
|Bought and played under the influences of [[Idea Guys]].
|-
|}

====Games at 0%====
Chris has 29 games that have been purchased but without trophies or progress which can be assumed to have not been booted up.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Game
!align="left"|Release Date
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Uncharted 2: Among Thieves|Uncharted 2: Among Thieves]] Remastered''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Hitman Go|Hitman GO]]: Definitive Edition''
|2016
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception|Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception]] Remastered''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Toy Soldiers: War Chest|Toy Soldiers War Chest]]''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Helldivers|HELLDIVERS]]''
|2015
|-
|''The Treasures of Montezuma 4''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:PixelJunk Shooter|PixelJunk Shooter]] Ultimate''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Swapper|The Swapper]]''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Hohokum|Hohokum]]''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Infamous Second Son|inFAMOUS Second Son]]''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Woah Dave!|Woah Dave!]]''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Retro City Rampage|Retro City Rampage]] DX''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Race the Sun (video game)|Race The Sun]]''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Grim Fandango|Grim Fandango]] Remastered''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Killzone Shadow Fall|Killzone Shadow Fall]]''
|2013
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Call of Duty: Black Ops III|Call of Duty: Black Ops III]]''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Nova-111|Nova-111]]''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Thomas Was Alone|Thomas Was Alone]]''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Terraria|Terraria]]''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Hotline Miami|Hotline Miami]]''
|2014
|-
|''Invokers Tournament''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Knack (video game)|KNACK]]''
|2013
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Lone Survivor (video game)|Lone Survivor]]''
|2013
|-
|''Shütshimi''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Doom (2016 video game)|DOOM]]''
|2016
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Overwatch (video game)|Overwatch: Origins Edition]]''
|2016
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Psycho-Pass: Mandatory Happiness|Psycho-Pass: Mandatory Happiness]]''
|2016
|-
|''Uncanny Valley''
|2017
|}

==Handheld==
===PSP===
[[Image:CWCPSPFAIL.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's PSP, adorned in ''Sonichu'' imagery. Shocking, no?]]

Chris's '''PlayStation Portable''', in [[true and honest]] CWC fashion, is covered with cut-out pictures of [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], Chris himself, and the colors yellow and blue (to match the [[S-Chu Ball]]). It was revealed in [[Chris's Big Night Out]] (12 June 2009), when the cameraman cleverly revealed it from beneath the re-usable [[Target]] bag it was hidden under.

The "decals," if they can even be referred to as such, are not applied directly to the PSP, but rather to an outer protective case, quite possibly to allow for easy switching of collages. This relic is unique, because it is the first of Chris's [[Chris and art|projects]] to feature accurate representations of his appearance, rather than his slim n' trim, svelte [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|alter-ego from the comics]]. Behind Chris there is another decal, part of an overhead view of [[CWCville]]. The [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] decal is somewhat out of the ordinary, being the original Sonichu from [[2000]], rather than his updated [[anime]]-styled appearance from the post-[[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] comics.

Chris later bought the PSP's successor, the PlayStation Vita. It's unknown whether either of the consoles survived the [[fire]], though it's [[Chris and money|likely]] he bought new systems if that's the case.

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====Gallery====
<center><gallery>
Image:092-PSPSonichu.jpg|Chris, an [[S-Chu Ball]] and [[Sonichu]].
Image:SonichuPSPCover.jpg
Image:282-ChaoticComboPSPWall.jpg|The [[Chaotic Combo]], [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], [[Crystalina Rosechu]], and [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].
Image:518-PaRappa-the-Rapper-Um-Jammer-Lammy-PSP-Wallpaper.jpg|[[PaRappa the Rapper]] fun
</gallery></center>

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===Vita===
The '''PlayStation Vita''' is the successor to the [[PSP]]. Chris got one two days after its American release, on his 30th [[birthday]], 24 [[February 2012]]. It also brought his biggest spending splurge for quite some time, as in the weeks after, seventeen new games appeared on his PSN account. This suggests that he spent $470.83 on games alone, and with Vita going for $299.99, Chris spent $770.82 (plus tax) at the very least, proving that, with [[Bob]] dead, the [[tugboat]] is Chris's to waste as he pleases.

Chris bought (all prices are estimates):
*''Army Corps of Hell'': $39.99
*''Dungeon Hunter: Alliance'': $35.99
*''Escape Plan'': $14.99
*''Little [[DeviantArt|Deviants]]'': $29.99
*''Lumines Electronic Symphony'': $35.99
*''[[ModNation Racers]]: [[Ohio trip|Road Trip]]'': $29.99
*''MotorStorm: RC'': $9.99
*''Plants vs. Zombies'': $14.99
*''Rayman Origins'': $39.99
*''[[Chris and reality|Reality]] [[Christian Weston Chandler|Fighters]]'': $29.99
*''Sumioni'': $19.99
*''Super Stardust Delta'': $9.99
*''Tales from Space: [[Obesity|Mutant Blobs]] Attack'': $7.99
*''[[Homos|Touch My Katamari]]'': $29.99
*''Uncharted: Golden Abyss'': $44.99
*''Unit 13'': $35.99
*''WipEout 2048'': $39.99

Of course, Chris may have availed of multibuy discounts, download-only discounts, and probably got one of these games free with the Vita. Against that, it's very likely that he also shelled out for memory card(s), a carry case, DLC, other games that we haven't seen on PSN yet, etc. 

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