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On 19 May 2018, [[Copitz]] and his friends went to Chris's house to give him fanart he had drawn. Chris was overjoyed to meet them and [[TooManyGames|kissed each of them on the cheek]],<ref name=kiss></ref> which he thought they found flattering<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/997967420575760384</ref> and agreed to do a video with them.

The video took place on 26 May 2018, with the videos released a few days later. A highlight is Chris saying that he regrets being more infamous than famous while hearing about the recent documentary made about him. He also says that he still goes to Anytime Fitness and has a membership, but "had to relocate" to one that wasn't in Ruckersville. He mentions that some unknown friends took him to see the movie ''Pokémon: I Choose You''.

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name           = A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan
| ytid           = SopgLOXCcoE
| stardate       = 30 [[May 2018]]
| maker          = Copitz
| previous       = [[I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)#Video|I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)]]
| next           = [[A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan#Deleted Scenes|Deleted Scenes]]
| subject        = }}

===Transcript of "A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan"===

{{Transcription}}
{{Incomplete}}
[''For reference, the guy with the bandages on his face is Carson, and the guy in the back is Lee'']

==== (0:00-0:10) Intro ====
[''Techno music plays as text is shown on the screen'']

<pre>A Chat With Christine Chandler

Filmed Saturday, 5/26/2018</pre>


<pre>We accidentally lost the first bit of this footage, so that is why there is no intro here.</pre>


<pre>The only important thing that was lost was Christine indulging in some "JULAY" memes, believe it or not.</pre>


<pre>That being said, enjoy the video!</pre>


==== (0:11-0:22) Chris discusses the weather ====

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ahh...[[Obesity|I-I tend to perspire easily]].

[''Chris fans his face and takes off his glasses'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah...It is pretty hot today.  Maybe eighty degrees?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah. It's-[''wipes face''] mid-eighties right now.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Mid-eighties?

<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: This is really good.

<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: It's nice out.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: It is nice out, yeah.

[''jump cut'']


==== (0:23-1:17) Chris discusses the Kiwi Farms and BraveryJerk ====

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Y- you probably know about the, the [[Kiwi Farms]], right?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Oh, yes.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: People probably, uh-[''jump cut''] replied to you on [[Twitter]] when you posted the picture of us, then I posted it on Kiwi Farms.

[''jump cut'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I didn't even know what the Kiwi Farms was, I w- I just thought like [''jump cut''] It was a place to maybe brag about my experience, you know, [Chris laughs] 'cause it was the first thing I thought of when I got home, but then I realized... that wasn't such a good idea and [<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Mmm.] th- most of the people on the forums were telling me it wasn't a good idea either.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Eeh.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Um, but, you know-

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color> (''interrupting''): I forgive you this time.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Haha, thank you. [''jump cut''] A lot of them were-were afraid that I was like a [[ween]] and I was gonna be like, you remember [[BraveryJerk]]?

[''jump cut'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ah, not sure.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: He was the, uh, the African-American fellow who interviewed you at the, uh, the, uh-

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color> (''interrupting''): Oh... oh, yeah, yeah.  I did n- I did not know his offline name.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Okay- no, that is his online name, is BraveryJerk.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Online, offline, [''raspberry-like sound''], what did I say.  I-[''Chris uses an extremely high-pitched and loud sing-song voice'']I kept sayin' words!!

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: How did you feel about the videos that he made?

[''jump cut'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uh, it is what it is, I just m'let it go, I'm cool.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, yeah.


==== (1:19-2:28) Chris discusses Toys "R" Us and restaurants ====

[''jump cut, Chris is now leaning forwards, reaching for a cup of tea'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Which tea is this again?

<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: It's called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tieguanyin iron oolong].  It kinda tastes like, sweet, even without sugar.

[''Chris laughs'']

[''jump cut, the tea is now being poured into Chris' cup'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: That's good.

<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: Oop, didn't get your hand, did I?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Nah, you're cool. [''jump cut''] Ha, could've been hotter.

[''Copitz laughs'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, I like spicy things.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, I like spicy th-

<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: Hey, what's your favorite food, by the way?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Mmm.  I like, uh, Mac and Cheese for longer time.

[''jump cut'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: When you go- go out to eat at uh, at, at near [[Ruckersville]], where do you normally go, do you come down to [[Charlottesville]], or...

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uh, yeah, kinda here 'n 'ere, I mean, [''jump cut''] I just feel like it's cheap to just name [[McDonald's]] all the time, or KFC, or Taco Bell, [<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, yeah] but I tell you what-[<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Those are cheap, though] if I like it good, I might get something good from the Wood Grill Buffet.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh, yeah, uh- that's down near where [[Toys "R" Us]] is, right?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah. [sigh] Stop the closing of the Toys "R" Us!

[''Copitz and friends mock-scream in dismay'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: No! Not the Toys "R" Us!

[''jump cut'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: You probably get a lot of your, your [[MLP]] stuff from [jump cut] Toys "R" Us, don't you?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, but's it's like, a lot of it's available online now, everyone's buying online [<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: [''sucks teeth''] Yeah.] Maybe KB will make a return, just like I heard on, uh, kind of a, news thing I s- read about, few weeks ago.

[''jump cut'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, it might- you know, that would actually be a good idea because it could pick up the business that Toys "R" Us, um, [<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Lost.] would have lost, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

==== (2:28-3:22) Copitz tells stories about Monster Energy and his friend Eric ====

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>(''to one of the friends''): It was pretty good, by the way.

<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: I know, I like it a lot.

[''jump cut'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I remember, I was here one time, and, and I, and I had a, I had a big, um, can of Monster Energy, and I tried combining it with the tea, but it just tasted like gross, warm Monster.

[''They all laugh'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: They make a tea for Monster, Monster Tea.

<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: Oh, Rehab, I think it's called.

[''jump cut'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: So you remember Eric [''Shows a picture of Eric on the screen''], my friend that, uh, that came to [<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uh, yes.] your house, right? [<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yes.] He-

[''jump cut'']

[''The camera lurches awkwardly towards one of Copitz's friends'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: When he was taking the behind the wheel driving lessons, he went up to- to the [[Wal-Mart]] [''phone buzzes''] on 29 North. [''Camera tilts around''] Not the one in Ruckersville, but the one- [<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Alright.] the one near Charlottesville.

[''jump cut'']

[''Copitz drinks some tea'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>:  Ooh, that is good.  I like that.

[''jump cut'']

<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: Eric was actually the one who showed me the [''unintelligible'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh, really.  Shoutouts to Eric. [''closeup of Eric's face'']

[''jump cut'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: So when he was driving- [''jump cut''] through the parking lot with his driver's instruction teacher and a couple of other students- [''jump cut''] he actually saw you.  Uh, a while ago, he saw you, and he recognized you.  So that- so that was, uh, exciting for me, and we were all jealous.  [''Chris and Copitz laugh''] They got to see you.

[''jump cut'']


==== (3:23-3:43) Chris discusses people coming to his house ====

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: What were you thinking when we came to your house? How often does that happen?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uhh... [''jump cut''] Feel like I wanna say on average... maybe.. uh... once every few months?

[''jump cut'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Is it normally [[fans]], or normally [[trolls]]?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Um... I'm not quite certain.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Not- not sure? Maybe just people trying to- people that live in the area and just wanna meet an- an icon?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, kinda.  [''laughs'']

[''jump cut'']


==== (3:44-5:54) Chris discusses Animal Crossing, Let's Play, and the GenoSamuel2 documentary ====

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Hey, try the Hi-C!  It's got mint in it, and it's really good.

<font color="gray">'''Friend 3'''</font color>: [''unintelligible'']

<font color="cyan">'''Friend 4'''</font color>: There are many, huh?

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, there are a lot of 'em.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: I like mint.

[''jump cut'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Um-

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Minty Squirrel from [[Animal Crossing]].

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Minty Squ- Yeah, you know, you did a lot of Animal Crossing stuff back in the day, didn't you?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: You made [[Animal Crossing Documentary|that Animal Crossing video]] for [[Borb|your parents]]?  I thought that was really nice.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: And then I just did touring of what I had on my GameCube.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Ah, right.  Yeah.  I- you kn- I remember people saying- I thought this was really cool- They said that you pioneered the Let's Play experience.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: I did?

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, 'cause you did it- you, you like, you recorded yourself, um, you're y'know, commentating over gameplay before basically anybody else did on the Internet.

[''Copitz plays 5:02-5:10 from Chris' Animal Crossing Documentary'']

<blockquote><font color="blue">'''2003 Chris'''</font color>: -moving on with the tour of my house. As you can see I've got- I'm collecting the NES games. I've got most of them down here, and I've got a couple upstairs.</blockquote>

[''Video clip ends'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: So some people consider you the pioneer Let's Play.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Huh.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: That's pretty cool, isn't it?

<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: That is pretty cool.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Okay, well that's news to me.

[''Copitz and friends laugh'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, I saw that ag- on the, um, do you know, the uh [[Chris_in_the_media#Chris_Chan:_A_Comprehensive_History|GenoSamuel2 documentary]]?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Mmm.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Um, he's making this ''crazy'' long, comprehensive documentary, and I'd say it's very objective, he's not making fun of you in any way.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Mm.

[''jump cut'']

[''Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 10 is shown on the screen'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: He's on Part 10, and they're each 40 minutes, and he's only on like 2008, [''Picture disappears from the screen''] so it's like, it's like he's getting everything in there.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ah, as much as he can, right?

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, yeah.  H- how do you feel about it when people make, like, documentaries and stuff about you but they're not making fun of you?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Um, I feel abou- I kinda feel like, uh...

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: You wish your past wasn't documented as much?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uh, no, I don't wanna say that.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Mm-hm.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Um, I just kinda wish I wasn't as- more famous than infamous [<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, yeah, that's true.]  for more of my good qua- [[Kindness|more of my good traits]], [[Ego|but I think they're all well noted]], [[Chris and English|among which]]. I have faith in the goodness of people.  And that's , uh, that's discounting and discrediting the obvious bad ones.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Y- you've met some good people out there.  I mean, we're here, right? You know. [<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah.] Yeah, we're- we're trying [''camera suddenly zooms in on Chris's torso''] to be friendly.  [''all laugh'']

[''jump cut'']

<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: You want a, uh, cameraman?

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, you think you could help us- help me out here? Thanks, Lee.

==== (5:55-6:01) Interlude ====

[''The same techno music plays, text is shown on the screen'']

<pre>Starting here, there is a lot of background noise that I did not realize was being picked up.</pre>

<pre>I apologize for this error.  That being said, please carry on and enjoy the rest.</pre>


==== (6:02-6:45) Chris discusses his favorite games ====

[''The camera is now in a different position, revealing more of the room.  Lee is gone from the frame, and is now the cameraman.'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: All right, we're good, we've got Lee as our cameraman now, so that's good. 

[''Chris laughs'']

[''jump cut, camera is zoomed in more'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Um, so Chrischine[sic] was just saying off-camera that her favorite, uh, [[Sonic]] game was Sonic CD.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Um, would that make that your favorite game of all time?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uh...

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Or you like Animal Crossing or [[LittleBiGPlanet]] more?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: I like, I like [[List of Chris's games|all the games I've played]]-

[''Copitz starts getting up from his seat and reaches for the camera.  As he touches it, there is a jump cut.'']

[''Copitz withdraws his hand from the camera'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: -[[PlayStation_3#Trophies|definitely earned, like up to a hundred percent of the trophies.]]

[''someone laughs'']

[''jump cut'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: I dunno about favorite game of all time, though.  Mmm...[''wipes face'']...Although, big props to everything LittleBiGPlanet, especially everything on the [[PS3]], 'cause I'm able to make my [[LittleBiGPlanet#On_costumes|Sonichu costumes]] and play the game [''Friend laughs''] as [[Sonichu]] in a way.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: [''Looks at camera''] You- you still uh, kind of a big gamer?  You play games a lot?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah.  Here and there, just when I- I do as I feel.

[''jump cut'']
[[File:Copitz's Face Swap Picture.jpg|thumb|400 px|The picture in question.]]


==== (6:46-6:56) Copitz shows Chris a picture ====

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I got this picture right here where somebody swapped our mouths and made Eric's head really big.

[''The picture shows up on the screen'']

[''Chris and Copitz laugh'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I'll put that up on screen.

<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: Oh yeah, I saw those, too.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: You think that's funny?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Silly, yeah.

[''jump cut'']


==== (6:57-7:16) Chris talks about his typical day ====

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: What is a typical, uh, 'CWC' day like?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Um... Well,I'm gettin' into something a bit more exercising. Going to [[Chris_and_health#Anytime_Fitness|Anytime Fitness]], I am a member there.''

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: The one, uh, in Ruckersville?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehhhm... Not so much anymore, had to relocate, I'm not sayin' where.

[''jump cut'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: The one I'm going to, does- it's much farther... Yeah.

[''jump cut'']


==== (7:17-8:09) Chris talks about his jobs at Wendy's and Cutco Cutlery ====

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: So you worked at the [[Wendy's]] in Ruckersville for a while, didn't you?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>:[''nervously''] Yeah.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Wh- what was your experience like there?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehhh... Kinda hit-or-miss, [<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oof.] and I was still young... um... I felt like it [''jump cut''] just didn't quite suit me as well anyhow.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Mm-hm.

[''jump cut'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Did you work anywhere else?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [[Monthly tugboat|Uh... uh... No, not these days.]] Uh, but I did work one summer as a... representative of... [[Cutco Cutlery]]?  But I- I treated it only as a summer job, so...

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

[''jump cut'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Are you 36 now?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uhf... Yes.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: 36.

[''jump cut'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: We can still make the next [''unintelligible''].

<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: Yeah.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: It's a generation gap that can be a brrrrrridge.  Like in a blidge[sic] dictionary, I'm making a bridge.

[''Unsure of what Chris is actually doing here.  I think he's trying to [[Chris and Spanish|roll his 'R's]], but if he is, he's doing it so badly that I can't tell.'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Bridge.

[''Chris moves his hand in a horizontal motion, supposedly imitating a bridge'']

[''Copitz and Chris fist bump, creating an explosion.'']

[''Copitz and Chris laugh'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: There's a good bridge.

[''jump cut'']


==== (8:10-9:36) Chris talks about his name change and his favorite movies====

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: What was it, the um, the uh, the bear, at the, at the Midlothian mall [[Christopher's name change|that gave you that name]]?

[''Text is shown on the screen, accompanied by a doorbell-like sound effect.'']

<pre>
*Referring to the name "Christian" here.*
</pre>

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yep.  Leonard... Bearstein.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Leonard Bearstein.

[''jump cut'']

<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: Do you have a favorite movie?

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Favorite movie.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [[Mary Poppins]].

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Mary Poppins.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>:[''odd voice''] Supercalifragilisticexp-

[''Copitz joins in'']

Both <font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color> and <font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: -ialidocious.

[''jump cut'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: You ever go to the theater?

[''jump cut'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehh, my friends, uh, took me there, t' see [[Pokémon]]: I Choose You

[''The video cuts to a still from the movie, text laid on top:'']

<pre>
POKEMON[sic]: I CHOOSE YOU SPOILER ALERT

SKIP TO 9:12 TO AVOID
</pre>

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Pikachu... talked to Ash, literally.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>:[''muffled by the tea he's drinking''] Mmm?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: An' it's like, "Pikachu!"- [<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: The whole movie?]- No, just one part - but it's like [''Chris does an admittedly good impression of Ash from the Pokémon anime''] "Pikachu! [[How_the_Pokémon_Came_into_Our_PokéBalls|Why don't you get in your Pokéball?]]" an' he's like, [''very high-pitched voice'']"It's because..." [<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>:[''incredulously, looking at the camera''] What?] "...It's because, I want to be with you."

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: That happened in the movie?  

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''still using the high-pitched voice''] Yeah.

[''Copitz plays the clip from the movie'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: The whole movie was quite good, we enjoyed it.

[''jump cut'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''unintelligible mumbling, continuing in high-pitched voice''] left. [''unintelligible''] to refill? Oh, no, we're still good. Ha.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: We're good, we're good.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>:[''normal voice''] It's like, almost half full, and I like being... optimistic.

[''jump cut'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: You're a half-full kinda...

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: -person.  Yeah.  [''strange, deep voice that is probably supposed to be an Optimus Prime impression''] I'm an optimist.  [[Transformers|My name is Optimus.]]

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Optimus Prime

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Opti''mist'' Prime.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Optimist Prime.

[''both laugh'']

[''jump cut'']

==== (9:36-10:35) Chris rambles about bells and bananas====

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I wanted to ask you how you feel about- [''jump cut''] - Richard Simmons.

[''Copitz most likely meant [[Robert Simmons]].'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Oh... yeah.

[''jump cut'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Hearing his name definitely rings the bell.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: [''sucks teeth''] Yeah.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Rings the bell.

[''Chris suddenly moves his head to his left shoulder, imitating a bell.'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>:[''deep voice''] Glung.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Is that the [[Trolls|troll]] bell?

[''jump cut'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: What's that called, a gong, yeah.

[''jump cut'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, no, I was actually thinking if a really big bell- 

[''They all start talking at the same time'']

<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: Oh, I got it.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh, yeah, like a really big, like a really big, yep, like...

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: -like in a high tower.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, although, I think this one would probably have a crack in it . Not like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberty_Bell the Liberty Bell,] exactly, just like, you know, just a f- kind of a crack, because, I dunno, we're not perfect, we're all a little cracked somewhere.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah. [''jump cut''] Carson on his face.

[''The camera zooms in on Carson, showing in more detail the bandages on his face.'']

<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: Yeah, ha ha, [''jump cut''] my face is destroyed.

[''The camera zooms in on Chris's hands as he pours himself tea.'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: W- we're all- [''drops spoon''] Whoops!

[''The camera zooms back out'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ha, there's a little fumble, but it wasn't an epic fail.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah.  No, not an epic fail. Could've been an epic fail.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah.

[''jump cut'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: What's your opinion on Minions?  How do you like Lee's Minion shirt he's wearing?

[''A picture of Lee with a Minion shirt is shown on the screen.'']

<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: Probably, uh-

[''Chris suddenly starts talking an an obnoxiously loud, nasal, and high-pitched voice.  The camera starts zooming in on his face, and the audio is edited to be echoey, making Chris's outburst even more terrifying than it already was. It's hard to tell what's Copitz's editing, and what's just Chris.''] 

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [[Random-access humor|AH, MINION, DEY SO FUNNY,<br/>GNA GNA GNA, BANANA.<br/>BANANA BANANA BANANA.<br/>BANANA! MINANABANANA!<br/>THBBPTHBPT]]

[''The camera mercifully zooms back out, the audio returning to normal.'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uh, I not- I've seen the first Despicable Me movie.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yup.

[''jump cut'']

==== (10:36-12:11) Chris talks politics and Danger Dolan ====

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Th- this is kinda personal, you don't have to answer this, but, wh- what are maybe your political opinions?  How do you feel about the President?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''stress sigh'']  I'm not, [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!|I'm not totally into politics, I'm kind of a neut- I'm kind of neutral]], but I definitely wish that, uh, Obama could stay in office, 

[<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah.] but if it had to be what it had to be(?) then you know I voted for Hillary.

[''jump cut'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: -yeah, but instead we got [[Pmurt|Dona-[''long gargling noise'']-rump.]]

[''Copitz laughs'']

[''jump cut'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: An' I learned recently to roll my 'R's, an' it was by accident.

[''Copitz laughs'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: My tongue was in the right place, and I went with it.

[''The gargling noise is apparently supposed to be rolling his 'r's, but it's not remotely like what it should be.  It sounds more like an 'L' sound than an 'R' sound, and his tongue is definitely not "in the right place".'']

[''jump cut'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: And, you know, Danger [[Planet Dolan|Dolan]] does it, ud, [''odd voice''] I am Danger Dolan, und today I'll be a [''gargling noise''] rater(?), and I will tell you the ['''rolled 'r's"''] treek(?).  And why does he say it like 'trees', by the way, it's truth, not trees.

[''jump cut'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I was wondering, 'cause I saw- you know how, like, when somebody likes a Tweet, it shows up on your timeline sometimes, on [[Twitter]]?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Oh, yes.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: And I saw you- you liked one of Donald Trump's tweets.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''mumbling''] Wait, you talkin' about, uh, earlier today, oh, yeah, it was like one having to do with the, er, the American people bein' held... over dere... in wherever it was.

[''jump cut'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: They're being released, they're coming back to America, they reunite with their... family.  Of the White House.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: So you're just happy to hear it.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah.  I like good news.  And [[My_Little_Pony#Chris_and_ponies|Tara Strong]] shared dat link, by the way.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Okay.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Tara an' I, we hate Trump, but we do like the good news, and good things in life.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: The good news.  Well, you know, you gotta see the good in people sometimes, even if they're not so good.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''earsplittingly loud and high pitched voice''] YEAH, EVEN TIMMY TURNER IS SO POSITIVE ALL THE TIME!

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: That's, that's-

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''continuing the voice''] YEEEEAH, LOOK AT MY FAIRY GODPARENTS!

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: That's Tara Strong.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''odd laugh''] [''normal voice''] She's really awesome.

[''jump cut'']

==== (12:12-?) Chris talks about his Cutie Mark ====

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Lee, can you get in front of this right here? What is this, uh, [''unintelligible''] character?

[''camera zooms up to something Chris is holding'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: That's my cu- That's my Cutie Mark.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh, okay, from, uh, My Little Pony.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, but it's my- it's my special Cutie Mark, I took multiple quizzes to find out what I be.  I ended up being, you know, to make my OC pony [[Night Star]]. That's her Cutie Mark, an' she and I share da Cutie Mark.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh, cool, okay.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, and of course, if I- if I ever went to Equestria though, I wouldn't beco- I would not become, a unicorn, I'd become an [[ego|alicorn]], because I'm a bit higher up, just- just because of my rule in Cwcville and everything, and that w- that was kind of a di- thing, because y'know, it was like- y'know, I cou- I only drew [[Nightstar]] because I was like: "I could draw myself whatev- whichever way I wanted, so, I was like EH? I'll spoil myself, and I, had felt like I had wings... on my shoulders... for quite a long time, even longer than tha- for quite a number of years.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: [''Sings "I Believe I Can Fly by R Kelly."'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Just- just kind of an imagery of wings on my back.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: [''Looks straight at the camera''] We got a modern-day {{w|R. Kelly}} right here.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Modern day R Kelly? 

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Woah, woah, woah- wait, wait- The good parts of R Kelly. [''Laughs'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''Laughs and starts rapping''] I don't know about that, but you could do a rap, and we can do this and that- gettin' go blip blap blip blap. 

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: There you go. R Kelly.

[''Camera zooms in on Chris's face to finish the rap'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''Continues rapping''] I'm not a rapper, but I'm here to say, that y'all can do it, as you'd like your way.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Do you think maybe you- you'll get into voice acting, sometime?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uh, possibly, if they- we get an anime show for Sonichu I'll voice myself and my son.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh! That would be so cool!

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: And, y'know I would definitely want to make a deal with Funko for making some POP vinyl figures, of, myself and my family.

[''General agreement noises'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: You've been let down by a lot of fake, uh...

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: People have been faking the, actual people, like [[Reggie_Fils-Aimé|Regis Fil Aime]] for one, yeah.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, yeah, did you actually f- uh, fly out to Washington?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Nyooo.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: No, you didn't?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: No, we didn't fall for that. 

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: It was funny, you drove out to... 

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Cleveland.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: To Cleveland. And then it was that, old worn down house?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Not what you expected... not- not Julie, no.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Just a little old lady!~

<font color="purple">'''Carson'''</font color>: Now you were talking about, voice acting Sonichu, what would Sonichu sound like? 

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oooh, that's a good question.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uh, something close to the original, like, y'know, back in the adventures Saturday morning phase, somin- sounding like that, Um, ha! Robotnic totally got me with this, but nah, I ain't gonna be falled by that. Uh, but they're scratchin' rounders, I'm gonna go trip on them, hubre I am referring to the episode, rounder the genius. Which was the first episode of, Revenge of the Sonic the Hedgehog I had ever seen. It was the first time I'd heard Sonic's voice.

<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: It's amazing that you can remember that.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, yeah.

==Deleted Scenes==

Deleted scenes of Copitz's interview with Chris.

{{Infobox/video
| name           = Deleted Scenes - A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|QgRZgLGRb5g}}
| stardate       = 31 [[May 2018]]
| maker          = Copitz
| previous       = [[A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan]]
| next           =  [[Count Dankula#Interview|A Chat With Chris-Chan]]
| subject        = }}

===Transcript of "Deleted Scenes - A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan"===
{{Transcription}}

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Do you have any, umm, any real life friends you ever, umm, hang out with?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uhh, yeah, I have some real life friends that I do hang out with from time to time, yes.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Near [[Charlottesville,_VA|Charlottesville]]?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uhh, yes.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Okay, that's good. Did you meet them online, or did you -

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uh, mostly in person.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Do they know about you from, from your your, uh, like, your fame on the internet?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Umm, like when we first met, most-most- majority did not know about me from the internet, and then they kind- they got to know me and they're like "Ehh, well we know Christine, we know Christian or Christine better than that."

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: How's uhh, [[Barbara|Mrs. Barbara Chandler]] been doing?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehh, she's doing fair in general. She's getting up more. She's -

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: In her 70s now?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Now you're gonna make me think of her age now.

[''Copitz laughs'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehh, she's like 76, she'll be 77 later.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Okay, yeah. We- we saw her, she- she was a little concerned what we were doing at- at your door I remember.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, I calmed her down. I told her, like ya know "they're both fans, and it was a nice little visit."

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I was hoping you'd answer because I was afraid if she answered she might- she might slam the door on us.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, [''in a Barb impression''] ??. We're not home! We're (sic) not wanted! We're not interested! Go away!"

[''All laugh'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah.

[''Chris makes angry elderly noises'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: No, that's not the typical old- elderly lady I'm quite sure. I mean I've met a lot of very nice elderly women, I respect my seniors and elders.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, yup.

Cameraman: That's good.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: 'Specially since [[Bob_Chandler|my father]] was a senior citizen literally my entire life from birth.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, was- how old was he when you were born?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: If you wanna go beyond that, he was... 52 years old on conception.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: 52 years old on conception. [''Chris laughs''] So maybe 53 when you were born or so?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, that's about right.

[''jumpcut'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Do you think if you had, uh, gone to the Albermarle County Public School, maybe because of kind of like the more industrialized area than Greene County maybe you would've had a better experience in [[Greene County Primary School|Elementary School]] than you did with [[Nathanael_Greene_Elementary_School|Greene]]?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''in Pinkie Pie impression''] I have no idea!
[''Copitz laughs'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: And I'm imitating Pinkie Pie saying that.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: And at least you're able to go to Richmond and, and I think- you think that going to [[Manchester_High_School|Manchester High]] impacted your- your life for the better?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yes, I do believe so.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Mhmm, you met some friends at [[PVCC]] too, didn't you?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Uhh, I didn't make as many friends at PVCC.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: No?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehhh, I met [[Mary_Lee_Walsh|people]], I tried, but it's like, ummm, [[Attraction_Sign|we couldn't really connect]].

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Ahh, yeah.

[''jumpcut'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: I've, uh, started watching the new Rocky and Bullwinkle yesterday on Amazon Prime.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: How do you feel about that?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Oh, I kinda liked it, it was classic silly, silly, silly. And [[Chris and socialization#MLP voice actresses|Tara Strong]] voicing Rocky J. Squirrel. I would definitely like to meet her one day if possible, 'cus, ya know, [''in ?? impression''] She does a very good ?? [''in a Twilight Sparkle impression''] and a Princess Twilight Sparkle.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Maybe- maybe if she, uh, she ever needs somebody to take over for her, you could do it. [''Copitz laughs'']

BACK: Yeah!

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: I don't know, I'm not exactly [''in Bugs Bunny impression''] be the guy who did Bugs Bunny or [''in Daffy Duck impression''] Daffy Duck Sufferin' succotash!

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: [''laughing''] Not exactly, no.

[''Camera zooms in Chris makes [[Donald_Duck_impersonation|quacking noises]]'']

Cameraman: I can't do characters as well [<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah!] as well as you can.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehh, I got kinda like a voice copy thing [''Copitz laughs''] and I tend to- it's like, ya know, when I'm talking with somebody else, just one other person, for a while I tend to sound like them after a time.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh really?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, but if it's like- when I'm in a group then it's kinda mixed so I end up with more natural voice more often in the conversation. [''in a Copitz impression''] I'm talking with you right now Christian and I can kinda get your voice down after you and I- you and me in this pow-wow. I mean, whaddya think? We sound a lil cool?

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we sound pretty similar haha.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeeeah, we just ?? dudes.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Haha, pretty good.

[''jumpcut'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Found a recent top ten, they uh, they top ten voi- top ten characters who were voice- multiple characters by voice- by the same actress. They put Tara at number four, but she was like, uh... the female- the only female in the top four, so she's pretty much the queen of voice acting.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh, yeah.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: While the ki- while the se- well- I can't remember his name -

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Wow, the reqs were met, huh? ??

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: the king of voice acting is the guy who did Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck and all of them.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, I can't remember his name [<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Me neither], but he died a while ago, didn't he?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: But number two was Frank Welker. [''In Megatron voice''] "Do as I command! I am the Megatron!"

[''jumpcut'']

<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: Do you have any favorite YouTubers that you'd like to shout out?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehh

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Shout out Copitz!

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ha, Copitz, I'll give him that. I'd definitely want to give a shoutout to Emgo, Dr. Wolf, and uh, lemme think, Scribbler, I like- I like the way she reads the [[MLP]] comics. [''Copitz laughs''] Ehhh, I wan- I like watching [[WatchMojo]].

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh yeah, yeah, the top tens?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah.

[''jumpcut'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I noticed, when you're livestreaming, you have like such good quality, ummm, but cus you live in more of a neighborhood, but my internet's so bad, like, [<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehhh, you could- ] if you saw the quality on my stream [laughs]

[''Chris refills his drink'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehhh, internet streaming quality, brought to you by Comcast XFinity!

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, you get Comcast, I only get CenturyLink.

Cameraman: Yeah, I only get CenturyLink too.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Shall I top you off?

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh sure, thank you.

[''camera zooms into Chris pouring drink into Copitz's cup'']

Cameraman: I can't stream at all on CenturyLink. [<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: Really?] Yeah.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah well, it depends where you are I guess, but... And Lee lives just outside the city, just south of, uh, Charlottesville, and still CenturyLink doesn't give him anything good.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Oh dear.

Cameraman: We're installing Ting, which is... yeah.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: You're getting Ting?

Cameraman: Hopefully soon. You have to get a certain amount of people.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: It said a couple years ago they took Ting a little bit to your neighborhood, but not all.

Cameraman: Yeah, but they didn't like give it to anyone yet.

<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: Fiber-optic?

Cameraman: Yeah.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Fiber-optic, fiber-optic is great, I'd love to have that.

[''jumpcut'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Okay. Oh, so [[Sonic_the_Hedgehog_Watch_%26_Win_Sweepstakes||KB Toy store]] was in the [[Charlottesville_Fashion_Square|Fashion Square Mall]]!

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, it was.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Oh, okay. Yeah, you know my- my favorite, uh, my favorite thing from the Fashion Square Mall that they- they closed, it seems like they closed everything there, nobody even really goes there anymore [<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: yeee] seems like, was the uhh- the big candy store. I loved the candy store. And then the arcade, but that was before my time.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, I vaguely remember an arcade at Fashion Square.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, that was more your time than my time. My parents went there a lot.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Oh yeah, I remember. It was, uh, near where Spencer's is now, over there.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Ah ha.

[''jumpcut'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: And which college are you going to?

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I'm hoping- umm, I'm graduating next year. I'm- I'm a junior in high school. So I'm, I'm hoping to go to VCU in Richmond. [<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Okay.] That would be cool.

[''jumpcut'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: My dad recommended PVCC so that's where I went. [<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yup, yeah?] He had this planned all the way out for me get me following his footsteps, but it just wasn't meant to be.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Didn't work out, did it?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, sorry, sir. Sorry I lived for bigger and better things. [''Chris laughs'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Bob did some good things, didn't he?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Oh yes, he designed the controls for many a machine including steel mills, saw mills, plastic mill- I think one of them was a crane. I found, uh, in old filing cabinets, 06:34 (?) was like patents that he had made and filed and all that. So, completed patents right there. You can't find his records at GE cus he hadn't worked there for WAY more than ten years.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, you probably feel bad having to sell some of his old stuff, don't you? But...

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, ya know, it was pretty much that time was the [[Stamps|postage stamps]].

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: You know what? I'm- I wanted to mention to you, somebody I saw- I don't know if you saw this in your replies on Twitter, but somebody had I think a great idea. I don't know if you'd want to do this, but, if you sold like one [[Lego|LEGO]] for a dollar, umm, each, then people could just pay a dollar and they could have a LEGO that was owned by you! And, it goes in an envelope so you don't have to pay any extra shipping.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''Clearly uninterested''] [[Chris_and_work|Hmm, well... that's an... option...]]

07:22 <font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: ?? idea. Y'know, it's all up to you, but I thought it was neat. [<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah...]. So I know you're kind of, uhh, discouraged to- to apply for jobs 'cus of like people can just look up your name and see everything about you.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, background check. Plus, I've tried, and nobody ever calls me back!

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: They yeah, y'know, it's sad but they might just look up your name and see all the stuff people have 07:43 about you, which is- it's a shame. Y'know, keep trying though. There are jobs out there that are made for- that are made for people that have trouble getting jobs. You'll find something, or hope so.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: And some jobs just in the makin'.

[''jumpcut'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Do you maybe you'll ever think about going back to college?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehh, probably not. [<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: No?] Got too much going on on my plate.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, at least right now. You never know about the future.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah.

[''jumpcut'']

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: When you like go out to eat, do you uhh, like, do you usually go with uhh, with your mom or?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehh, I end up going by myself.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Does she not like- does she just eat at home?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehh, a lot of the time, but she can go out to eat too.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah. Nice and relaxing.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: You know what's funny though? It made me think kinda, y'know? When one gets high and, y'know, it's like- I tend to get haunchy, and even sometimes- 

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: What does that mean? Haunchy?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: It's like when you get drunk but rea-  when you're tired.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Ahh, okay.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: And like it happens not only when- it's like, especially when I'm really mentally tired, so it's like I could be physically going all over and I'm haun- mentally haunchy at the same time.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Ahh.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, but then, uhh, also, I- I have uhh, drank- drank my share of [[Chris_and_drugs#Alcohol|alcohol]], and it's like I fou- I found that I have such a great sense of self-awareness and, this applies for when I'm haunchy too, it's like I'm still self-aware. [<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: so -] But anyway, so, I- you can get me drunk and I'm still aware of everything around me. I've accidentally got high off of uhh, like cold medicine one time.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Ooh, how'd that happen?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehh, just, y'know, took a little bit more than I oughta and it just... zoopf. But yeah, high is just not my general thing to- I'm definitely more sober.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Okay, yeah, that's good. What's good for you but- 

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, life gets tough, but if you, uhh, stay sober you tend to... get through it under your own power and feel more power yourself that way.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yeah, that's true.

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<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I think we can all say when we found out, umm, like how close you live we were like "Wow, that's just crazy!" You hear about all this stuff online and... that's- it's a small world!

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, small piece of Virginia, and [[CWCville]]'s just north Vi- just in north Virginia!

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Is it? Where is CWCville exactly?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehh, I'd have to pull up a Virginia map, I'll do that right now. Ehh, look it up on my phone.

[''Chris pulls out phone and an overlay appears shows the approximate location of CWCville to be around Fredericksburg, VA'']

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: CWCville is right by R- near Fredericksburg.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Fredericksburg

<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: Oh! That's where I wanna be.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: And you see the body of water because you remember there's a beachfront- there's like a beach front.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yup, right there at, uh, Rappahannock River.

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: [''to Lee''] You said you wanna go to college there?

<font color="red">'''Lee'''</font color>: Yeah, Mary Washington, yeah, a school in Fredericksburg. Yeah, it's very nice there.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: I was in Fredericksburg a few weeks ago at the Rappahannock, it's definitely a nice place. I like it.

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<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Normally you charge maybe, what, $100 for like commissioned videos and stuff, err uh shoutouts, is that right?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehh, fifty to a hundred and negotiable.

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Yup, but you only charged us $30? [<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Ehhh] Thought it'd just be fun to hang out, maybe?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah...

<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: Cut us some slack, as you said?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: Yeah, make it easy for you- for y'all this time.

[''Everyone thanks Chris'']

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<font color="green">'''Copitz'''</font color>: What kind of TV shows do you- do you maybe watch other than uhh My Little Pony?

<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: I watch Frasier. [''Collective "Oh!"''] Friends, and recently my loves and I we were watching Mom on Hulu.

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<font color="blue">'''Chris'''</font color>: [''singing with all half-joining''] Billie Jean is not my lover!. She just a girl who says (sic) that I am the one! But the kiiiid is not my son!

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