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{{quote|TUNE IN TO STATION KCWC FOR EVERYTHING! *ALL THE GREAT SONG TYPES FROM CLASSIC TO JAZZ TO COUNTRY TO POP TO HEAVY METAL, EVEN JUGS/KAZOOS/WASHBOARDS; ALL THE EARLY AND LATEST HITS, PLAYED AT RANDOM, AS WELL AS SHORT TALK. HOSTED EVERYDAY BY FAVORITE DISC JOCKY, [[DJ Jamsta|JAMSTA SONICHU]], AND CO-HOSTED BY HIS NUMBER ONE WOMAN, [[Lolisa Rosechu|LOLISA ROSECHU]]!|KCWC advertisement, [[Sonichu 8]].}}

[[Image:Jynx.jpg|thumb|An example of "SHORT TALK".]]

'''KCWC''' is a fictional radio station created by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] and hosted by [[Things Chris has ripped off|multiple plagiarized characters]].

==Real life==
As with [[CWCville]], Chris isn't quite sure where reality ends and fantasy begins. Taping your own "radio broadcasts" in [[Chris's room|your room]] is a perfectly amusing and educational form of play for your average 7-year-old, but Chris was [[KCWC broadcast|doing it when he was ''16'']]; kids interested in radio broadcasting at ''that'' age should probably be producing podcasts or soldering up pirate transmitters by that stage. The [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] was actually "broadcast" on YouTube, but people generally expect ''somewhat'' higher production values from 28-year-olds.

==In comic==
Tragically, the radio station eventually appeared in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]] as well. In one sense, this proved to be a blessing for Chris and the audience, because radio stations don't actually have to play anything in the comics. Despite the ad claiming that KCWC plays "EVERYTHING", the station in the comic has only been shown to play "[[CWC More Than A Feeling|More Than a Feeling]]" and "[[Ricardo Weston Chandler|Livin' la Vida Loca]]". It's also highly unlikely that Chris listens to heavy metal (outside of ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' and ''[[Brutal Legend]]''). 

Chris also, in an unusual display of musical knowledge, mentions the use of household items as musical instruments: [[Wikipedia:Jug (musical instrument)|jugs]] (1920's jug bands) and [[Wikipedia:Washboard#The_washboard_as_a_musical_instrument|washboards]] (jazz, zydeco, skiffle, jug bands). Chris probably heard about this from his ancient parents, who would be familiar with very old genres. ([[Bob Chandler|Bob]] was born eight years before Elvis!)

KCWC further functions as a propaganda outlet for the [[CWCville Mayoral Office]], as evidenced in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], where the staff can be seen to slavishly praise their [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|dictator]] and his draconian rule.

==Staff==
KCWC is run by [[DJ Jamsta]], a [[homos|sexually androgynous]] hedgehog whose main job seems to be spouting clichéd catchphrases and badly hitting on the female guests in a vain attempt to STAY STRAIGHT. His sidekick is [[Lolisa Rosechu|Lolisa]], a worthless Rosechu.

==FCC violation==
If KCWC broadcast in real life, it would be in violation of FCC rules. Since Chris's fictional world is, for all intents and purposes, in Virginia, the station's call sign would have to begin with a W, making the radio station WCWC. American stations east of the Mississippi River have callsigns beginning with a W, while those west of the river begin with a K. There are exceptions that have been granted, such as KDKA in Pennsylvania and WFAA in Dallas, which were founded before the K/W rule was in place.

Furthermore, {{w|KCWC}} is currently in use in Wyoming, and {{w|WCWC}} was historically in use in Kentucky (although it stopped broadcasting in 2023), but it is likely that Chris did not know ([[Chris and his ego|or care]]) about duplication, and just used K after another {{w|List of fictional radio stations#United States|fictional radio station}} like KBBL from ''[[The Simpsons]]''.

However, now that CWCville has been absorbed into the alternate dimension of C-197, these issues have been rendered moot, as the FCC has no jurisdiction within the borders of damaged manchild coping mechanisms.

==See also==
*[[KCWC broadcast]]
*[[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]]

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