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== How I discovered Chris ==
It was 2011. I was a 8 year old ADHD boy, with a lot to live for. Coming from a seaside town, activities such as fishing were popular, and people like I were always into videos of such. So one day, I scrolled down a bit further, and that's when I heard him-
:
:"I got a fish!
:Would ya like to make a wish?
:
:I got a fish!
:Would ya like to make a wish?
:
:I got a ''fiiiiiiiiish!''"
:

I had been blessed by his appearance, and from then on my life changed. Observing this lolcow actually corrected the wrongs in my ways, and without Chris I may not even be here at this moment.

== Interesting discoveries ==
*Chris-chan's [[I Got A Fish]] in 2011. I was 8
*50% of the security cameras in my school are fake
*My city is home to one of the shittiest musical acts in history, Tame Impala
*I am a woman-stealing JERK
*Chris can't play yu-gi-oh
*If you cheat on your girl once a month, that's 12 days per year and 97% loyalty

== Originally created/In progress ==
*[[Pokemon GO]]
*[[Chris's Last Will and Testament]]

== Sandbox(s) ==
[[User:Esteemed hams/sandbox|SandBoxUn]]