User:Esteemed hams

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Retard in action
Discord Jerkop Discord Jerkop
This user is a moderator on the official CWCki Discord.
Asian Asian
This user is an Asian and loves random-access humor and martial arts!!
Flag of Australia Australian: This user hails from the land down under and lives in constant fear of bush fires.
This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.
Observer Observer
This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.
HAM! Ham
This user is a HUMONGOUS HAM and enjoys the fine art of MELODRAMA!
This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.
2008 Misses Old Chris
This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this fucking depressing.
Jack Alec Benson Leary
This user is a proud member of Alec Benson Leary's true and honest fanbase.

How I discovered Chris

It was 2011. I was a 8 year old ADHD boy, with a lot to live for. Coming from a seaside town, activities such as fishing were popular, and people like I were always into videos of such. So one day, I scrolled down a bit further, and that's when I heard him-

"I got a fish!
Would ya like to make a wish?
I got a fish!
Would ya like to make a wish?
I got a fiiiiiiiiish!"

I had been blessed by his appearance, and from then on my life changed. Observing this lolcow actually corrected the wrongs in my ways, and without Chris I may not even be here at this moment.

Interesting discoveries

  • Chris-chan's I Got A Fish in 2011. I was 8
  • 50% of the security cameras in my school are fake
  • My city is home to one of the shittiest musical acts in history, Tame Impala
  • I am a woman-stealing JERK
  • Chris can't play yu-gi-oh
  • If you cheat on your girl once a month, that's 12 days per year and 97% loyalty

Originally created/In progress