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Hi, my TRUE AND HONEST name is Junior Janke but I am not related to Bella and I am definitely NOT Chris!  Two years ago I hitchhiked all the way to Ruckersville from New Zealand at the suggestion of my three friends Moe, Lawrence and Joseph.  Ever since then I have been living in a tree outside 14 Branchland Court, and spying on Barb.  I'm pretty high up and she only stares straight ahead, so she hasn't noticed me yet.  At night I climb down and scavenge for edible plants and any small rodents left partially uneaten by the Chandler cats.  Like all Chris trolls I am really gay, and in fact I had my first gay experience while still in the womb, when I got ass-raped by my twin brother.  As revenge I tried to strangle him with the umbilical cord, but my little fetus hands were not strong enough to kill him, and as a result he has a lifetime autoerotic asphyxiation fetish.

No but seriously.  I'm just another drifting soul who got pulled across the Chris-Chan event horizon.  Now I'm here to edit typos and grammatical errors, add some links, possibly transcription when I have time.

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