Hi, my TRUE AND HONEST name is Junior Janke but I am not related to Bella and I am definitely NOT Chris! Two years ago I hitchhiked all the way to Ruckersville from New Zealand at the suggestion of my three friends Moe, Lawrence and Joseph. Ever since then I have been living in a tree outside 14 Branchland Court, and spying on Barb. I'm pretty high up and she only stares straight ahead, so she hasn't noticed me yet. At night I climb down and scavenge for edible plants and any small rodents left partially uneaten by the Chandler cats. Like all Chris trolls I am really gay, and in fact I had my first gay experience while still in the womb, when I got ass-raped by my twin brother. As revenge I tried to strangle him with the umbilical cord, but my little fetus hands were not strong enough to kill him, and as a result he has a lifetime autoerotic asphyxiation fetish.
No but seriously. I'm just another drifting soul who got pulled across the Chris-Chan event horizon. Now I'm here to edit typos and grammatical errors, add some links, possibly transcription when I have time.
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Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!
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Asexual
This user is asexual. They don't want or need to be "cured", thank you very much.
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Armchair Psychologist
This user analyzes Chris's psyche WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is insane.
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Grammar Nazi
This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR!
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Observer
This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.
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Transcriber
This user transcribes videos, and has no doubt become insane from regular exposure to Chris's fail.
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Desi
This user thinks Desi is the best Chandler cat! :3
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Kitty
This user thinks Kitty is the best Chandler cat! :3
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Lucy
This user thinks Lucy is the best Chandler cat! :3
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Pollo
This user thinks Pollo is the best Chandler cat! :3
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Scampers
This user thinks Scampers is the best Chandler cat! :3
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Skittles
This user thinks Skittles is the best Chandler cat! :3
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Steps for Adding New Videos
- If it's part of an existing series:
- Add a new section to the series page with a brief header, the video box, description from YouTube and "transcript" box - use {{}} around it.
- Create a redirect page with the video's full title.
- If it's not part of an existing series:
- Create a new page, add a brief header, the video box, description from YouTube and "transcript" box - use {{}} around it.
- In the video box, add a link to the last video.
- In the previous video's box, add a link to the new video.
- Add the date and link in Da Update.
- Update Video of the Now.
- Add the video to List of Videos, including icons.
- Update the current month's page, adding it to the lists of both notable events and videos.
- If the video features someone/something important to Christory (MLP G5, Flutter, etc.) edit that page and add notes and a link to the video.
