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:''For other uses of "PVCC", see [[PVCC|the disambiguation page]].''
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[[Image:CWCVille_Rogues_Gallery.png|thumb|<s>[[Mary Lee Walsh]]</s> Slaweel Ryam and her corrupted citizens.]]
[[Image:PVCCitizens.jpg|thumb|The PVCC logo]]
 
{{quote|After being Laid Off and down on her Love Luck, she sought revenge and make that ALL WILL REMAIN VIRGINS WITHOUT TRUE, HONEST LOVE within the State of Virginia.|[[Chris]], on the origins of the PVCC}}
 
[[Christian Weston Chandler]] refers to [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] as the '''Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens''' due to numerous grievances he has with the school. 
 
Although it is known that PVCC and its dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] interfered with Chris's [[Love Quest]] and the distribution of the ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' newsletter, it remains unclear which particular incident inspired him to coin the term. Within the context of his ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comics, Christian has characterized the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens as the headquarters for the collective activities of the supervillains of [[CWCville]].
 
As you can imagine, when [[Cogsdev]] decided to create the troll message boards, [[Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens_(message_board)|it just had to be christened with this name]].
 
== The fictional history ==
 
Apparently, [[Mary Lee Walsh]] ([[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retconned]] as Slaweel Ryam) was "Dean of Student Services" at Piedmont Virginia Community College, around June [[2000]]. She was [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|fired]] for making love potions and selling [[Yawning Squirtle|drugs]] on the side. No, I'm not fucking with [[Gal-pal|you]].<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#The_early_days_of_Mary_Lee_Walsh.2C_AKA_Slaweel_Ryam</ref>
 
{{quote|[..] she provided High-Inducing Concoctions to the Bummed Hobos that hung around the campus during Closed Hours.|Chris, on [[Cwcipedia]]}}
 
The downtrodden [[MLW]] picked herself up and built the "Prowldent Virginia Community College" (Chris fucks up the entire series continuity right here), ten miles north of [[CWCville]]. While building, Mary came into contact with [[Count Graduon]], amplifying her powers. Under the guise of running an educational institution, she begins to recruit the [[Jerkops]] and engineers the first [[Transformers|Decepti-clones]].<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#The_Decepti-Clones</ref>
 
<!-- ''(needs at least a paragraph on PVCCitizens – ATM it's only about ProwldentVCC) --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:56, 20 December 2009 (CET)'' -->
 
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===ProwldentVCC or PVCCitizens?===
[[Image:ProwldentVCC.jpg|thumb|right| Another PVCC logo, on the same goddamn page]]
 
So... is is "Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens" or "Prowldent Virginia Community College"?
 
One could assume that the latter is just an innocently-sounding front for [[MLW]]'s shady business, while the former is the name of her criminal organization. However, in his [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|annotations to his ED article]] Chris called [[MLW]]'s educational facility "PVCCitizens", not "Prowldent Virginia Community College".
 
He also noted that, though it often goes to war against [[CWCville]] as a whole, it's not a ''city'', but an ''"Evil School"''. A previously unknown type of educational facility, we can only deduce that its goal is to teach children all things evil – like, e.g., an Art School teaches art. It's probably the kind of school [[wikipedia:Doctor Evil|Dr. Evil]] attended, before getting his Doctorate in Evil.
 
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=== To recap ===
 
* CWC is heart-shattered. Much whining comes after.
* Nazi golem rampages through town, controlled by [[Mary Lee Walsh|MLW]]. Is soon stopped by Chris and company.
* Chris [[Chris and anger|breaks into Mary's home, beats her up.]]
* Cock-blocking in the mall.
* Yet more cock-blocking.
* MLW traps [[Crystal]], who is saved 5 issues later, possibly due to Chris completely forgetting this plot thread.
 
== Errors and retcons ==
 
In ''[[Sonichu 4]]'' it's established that MLW took over [[Manchester High School]], yet in all media that follows the place is still described as the PVCC. Disregarding the creepy little tale known as [[The High School Story]], of course.
 
According to the [[Cwcipedia]],<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#I_DO.21</ref> Chris fought against the tyrannical PVCC in March [[2004]], in some sort of terrible Go-Bots/Power Rangers/[[Anime]] battle. This runs counter to all of the published comics, in which the only ''Power Ranger''-esque character is [[Bagget]], and the Go-Bots have never been seen.
 
Akin to Chris claiming that Slaweel and Mary Lee Walsh were separate people, Chris clarifies in one of the [[Official Videobooks]] that the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (PVCC) should be referred to as "PVCCitizens" to distinguish it from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. (It should come as no surprise that Chris has no idea what kind of images the phrase "[[wikipedia:Polyvinyl chloride#Clothing|PVC]] citizens" [[homos|conjures up]] among regular people.)
 
=== Two Marys ===
 
Yet another major retcon by Chris, apparently there are two Mary Lee Walshes. Ironically, the one that shattered his heart retired in peace, and was replaced by a malevolent clone, even further bent on torturing Chris.<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=TwoMarys</ref> This second Mary would become Slaweel Ryam. ([[Autistic|Clever]], right?)
 
{{quote|NOTE, the Mary Lee Walsh of the Comic Pages is a Different Person from the one who replaced her at Piedmont Virginia Community College FOR REAL. NO Blood Ties or Relation at all with the First One; and this one had resided in Virginia a LONG Time with her husband and children. She was working at another college before being transferred to PVCC after the OLDER Mary was fired.|Chris, apologizing to the woman he wanted to "mach punch"}}
 
==See also==
{{CWCipedia}}
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
 
==References==
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{{CWCverse}}
{{CWC-isms}}
[[Category: CWC-isms]]

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