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The Jerkop Penislave is the official police cruiser Of the [[Jerkop]] organization. The  Punislav's design is based off of either the 2006-present Dodge Charger police package or the 2005-2009 Ford Mustang Police package, although it's more likely the latter, as Chrissy can only [[Transformers|replicate what Michael Bay shows to his stupid autistic brain]].[[Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg|thumb|right|ORIGINAL CHARACTER HASBRO PLZ DON'T SUE]]The Punislav was most likely created because [[Chris and the Law|Chris got one too many speeding tickets]], so he decided to pretend all Virginia State Troopers were all big, mean robots out to kill him, when in fact, they're trying to protect the [[slow-in-the-minds|noble residents of Virginia]] from Christian's shitty driving. [[Image:PunislavCWC.jpg|A Punislave rapes Christian in the upcoming Sonichu movie]]
#REDIRECT [[Decepti-Clones#Punislavs]]

Latest revision as of 08:11, 29 July 2011